"Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!"
December 12, 2008 10:27 AM Subscribe
posted by resurrexit (65 comments total)
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Probation officers rejoice! We've talked about the Whizzinator before
. Oh, c'mon, you remember? The fake penis that's capable of storing a warm, pre-mixed solution of "clean" urine so as to fool drug testers? Three weeks ago its developers pleaded guilty in federal court
to charges of conspiracy to defraud the government and conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia and are awaiting sentencing.
(Apparently an older design did not incorporate the heating element that kept the urine warm, otherwise I can't make sense of this bizarre episode
of criminality. This, and Onterrio Smith's bust, got the Whizzinator some big attention
and ultimately resulted in the developers' indictments. Spoiler: the WaPo article is rife with congressional pee and ding-dong jokes.)