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May 17, 2001 6:07 PM   Subscribe

Bill Clinton Hit by Egg in Poland Does Secret Service procedure consider this an assassination attempt?
posted by matteo (10 comments total)

 
Ugh Nato. Don't waste food, not even on that guy.
posted by thirteen at 7:59 PM on May 17, 2001


[sarcasm]Took an egg on the sleeve and kept on walkin'. Now that's class![/sarcasm]
posted by ZachsMind at 9:46 PM on May 17, 2001


Nah, it's only an assassination attempt if the egg is hard-boiled.
posted by frykitty at 9:52 PM on May 17, 2001


It's an assassination attempt only if the egg is thrown by a vegan pro-lifer.

[Bof! I know there's a joke in there somewhere. And it makes this thread complete!]
posted by Dick Paris at 6:50 AM on May 18, 2001


Let me be the first to call for a seven day waiting period on purchases of these ovarian implements of violence. Why, in this day and age, can anyone just walk into a supermarket and get not one, but a DOZEN of these?
posted by ljromanoff at 7:34 AM on May 18, 2001


lj: I won't take any of your anti-egg crapola. I have a constitutional right to bear eggs. We need to enforce the laws that are there now, not take away peoples' eggs.

You liberals really irritate me.
posted by frykitty at 7:50 AM on May 18, 2001


lj: I won't take any of your anti-egg crapola. I have a constitutional right to bear eggs. We need to enforce the laws that are there now, not take away peoples' eggs.

You liberals really irritate me.


Hey, I recognize the legitimate use of eggs for sporting events and as Easter decoration. But how many people must pay extra for dry cleaning before this madness stops?
posted by ljromanoff at 9:13 AM on May 18, 2001


These aren't eggs, these are baby chickens and they have a right to live! How dare this man defy the sanctity of life just so someone can make a political statement! This man should be prosecuted for murder!
posted by jennyb at 9:14 AM on May 18, 2001


They're not baby chickens. The eggs you buy in a store are unfertilized (usually. sometimes you get a dead chick in one.)

Think about it. When you eat an egg, that's a chicken's period! And sometimes egg has those little goobers in it... blech, you guys can munch on chicken rag if you want, count me out.
posted by sonofsamiam at 10:14 AM on May 18, 2001


They're not baby chickens. The eggs you buy in a store are unfertilized (usually. sometimes you get a dead chick in one.)

Yes, I know. I was trying to be funny. I promise to never do it again.

When you eat an egg, that's a chicken's period!

A friend of mine refers to eggs as "liquid chicken. Next time he says that, I'll correct him!
posted by jennyb at 11:10 AM on May 18, 2001


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