Velociraptor Roulette

January 19, 2009 7:30 AM

Velociraptor Roulette. Click the button, win a Velociraptor, or not. [via a very dramatic mefi projects thread]
posted by silby (21 comments total)

Classy!
posted by OmieWise at 7:49 AM on January 19

I hope he's running this algorithm on a UNIX system. Because I know UNIX.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 7:51 AM on January 19 [10 favorites]

I know this!

I won a velociraptor—first try. Best dinosaur-related roulette game I've played all morning!
posted by defenestration at 7:54 AM on January 19 [1 favorite]

Best dinosaur-related roulette game I've played all morning!

Seconded, and I play a lot of these...
posted by mkultra at 8:13 AM on January 19

I can't tell if I've won or not. Something is eating my face.
posted by felix betachat at 8:15 AM on January 19 [1 favorite]

I like it when the machine is broken.
posted by Mister_A at 8:18 AM on January 19

Yeah, but when Disneyland Roulette opened, the Pirates of the Caribbean didn't EAT the tourists.
posted by NoraCharles at 8:28 AM on January 19 [1 favorite]

So, um, this has amazingly long entertainment value, really.
posted by oddman at 8:29 AM on January 19

C'mon black 28, Velociraptor needs a new pair of shoes!

Oooh. It's not a roulette FOR Velociraptors. My bad.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 8:35 AM on January 19

It's a roulette OF velociraptors.

Or something.
posted by Mister_A at 9:45 AM on January 19

A roulette IN velociraptors, if they have anything to say about it.
posted by flashboy at 10:45 AM on January 19

Velociraptor... velociraptor... velociraptor... velociraptor... velociraptor... velociraptor... velociraptor... velociraptor... egg sandwich! Busted!
posted by rusty at 11:10 AM on January 19

I got a sandwich.

I don't call that losing at all. I like sandwiches.
posted by schwa at 11:24 AM on January 19

How do I buy a vowel?
posted by jbickers at 11:49 AM on January 19

Always bet on Velociraptor.
posted by theclaw at 12:43 PM on January 19 [1 favorite]

Yeah, but when Disneyland Roulette opened, the Pirates of the Caribbean didn't EAT the tourists.

A friend of my cousin's ex-girlfriend's sister's husband went there and never came back so don't be so sure!
posted by tommasz at 1:18 PM on January 19

If I could, I'd build a huge roulette wheel that actually held velociraptors on it strapped on it. Man, those would be some dizzy raptors!
posted by m0nm0n at 1:47 PM on January 19 [1 favorite]

that was sweeter than both bitches and candy.
posted by nadawi at 11:34 PM on January 19

Crap!
posted by popadoodle at 4:05 AM on January 20

Crap! Indeed, popadoodle. Crap! Indeed.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:05 AM on January 20

Wheel of Fish 2.0
posted by blue_beetle at 9:11 PM on January 26