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March 11, 2009 11:24 AM

Need an Excuse to Stay Home to Watch March Madness? You can always get your souviners, your your junkfood tie-ins, even your Facebook tie-ins, but an enterprising urology practice has a tie-in which promises the gift that keeps on giving, and an excuse to be on the couch, albeit gingerly, for at least part of the tourney.
posted by Danf (9 comments total)

I'm speechless. And spermless.
posted by GuyZero at 11:32 AM on March 11, 2009

Declaw your balls for basketball, drive an SUV to and from the doctor's office, and then get fat on the couch.
posted by solipsophistocracy at 11:35 AM on March 11, 2009

March Madness is coming up. Schedule your vasectomy for one of the prime 24 slots during the first days of the tournament! You get a recovery kit - and most importantly - a doctor's note stating you need to sit on the couch and watch basketball!^
posted by caddis at 11:47 AM on March 11, 2009

Declaw your balls for basketball

I'm disturbed that you think of sperm as your testicles' "claws."
posted by nanojath at 12:04 PM on March 11, 2009 [1 favorite]

This will be a great way to watch 2009's 4096 entries in this year's tournament.

(btw, this vasectomy-during-march-madness thing is not a novel concept. Many Urology clinics have been on this for years now)
posted by mcstayinskool at 12:06 PM on March 11, 2009

Or, if you're feeling "lucky"
posted by ElvisJesus at 12:13 PM on March 11, 2009

Wow, it sure would be fun to go to Manhattan and sit around in the hotel drinking extra strength laxative in advance of getting a camera shoved up your bung.
posted by Burhanistan at 12:28 PM on March 11, 2009

It's a tie-in, get it?
posted by 0xFCAF at 12:32 PM on March 11, 2009

At first I thought, "finally, the motivation my husband needs!" and then I realized: there's no discount and my husband doesn't like sports.
posted by vespabelle at 2:37 PM on March 11, 2009 [1 favorite]