Not on the good rug!
March 26, 2009 12:30 PM Subscribe
Danish 70's Interior Design, Porno Style. sorta NSFW-ish?
It's probably just the way these are cropped, but I just kept thinking 'these would make awesome backgrounds for banner ads!'
And no, I do not shop at American Apparel.
posted by elwoodwiles at 12:42 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
And no, I do not shop at American Apparel.
posted by elwoodwiles at 12:42 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
Isn't it great that we can have sex regardless of how disturbing the surroundings are?
posted by Red58 at 1:29 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Red58 at 1:29 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
Guys with beards in porn is almost as much a turn off as girls with beards in porn. Unless of course you are into bears.
60's and 70's era modern furniture is a huge plus in porn. American colonial, not so much. Neither is the International Style. Mies van de Rohe clearly never tried to have an orgy on a cold stone floor against a concrete wall, with glass on either side. Bauhaus = boner droopage, and painful knees.
Brightly colored and shaggy carpet, as well as carpet on wall, a big big plus. Big fireplaces and carpeted "conversation" pits, oh yeah, big plus.
I could go om, but I think you get it.
posted by Xoebe at 1:30 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
60's and 70's era modern furniture is a huge plus in porn. American colonial, not so much. Neither is the International Style. Mies van de Rohe clearly never tried to have an orgy on a cold stone floor against a concrete wall, with glass on either side. Bauhaus = boner droopage, and painful knees.
Brightly colored and shaggy carpet, as well as carpet on wall, a big big plus. Big fireplaces and carpeted "conversation" pits, oh yeah, big plus.
I could go om, but I think you get it.
posted by Xoebe at 1:30 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
Wow. Rodox scans. Where's Tove?
posted by Thorzdad at 1:41 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Thorzdad at 1:41 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
60s Playboy magazines are really great for Mid-Century fetishists.
posted by cazoo at 2:08 PM on March 26, 2009
posted by cazoo at 2:08 PM on March 26, 2009
Sven, I'm telling you, hang the Led Zepplin poster off kilter. In fact, put all your posters on an angle. It looks more hip, man.
Yah sure ok.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:26 PM on March 26, 2009
Yah sure ok.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:26 PM on March 26, 2009
Some safe for work porn to go with this. (NSFW)
posted by gman at 3:42 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by gman at 3:42 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]
It's like all the huge, oily bushes ate away most of the photos and this is all that they could recover.
posted by orme at 3:54 PM on March 26, 2009
posted by orme at 3:54 PM on March 26, 2009
This is marvellous, thank you.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:57 PM on March 26, 2009
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:57 PM on March 26, 2009
These are really great. I do sort of wish that clicking the photos opened up uncropped versions, though -- not for the nakedness, but for the backgrounds. The cropped photos are like hints of what's there, and not being able to see the rest is irritating.
posted by Forktine at 4:42 AM on March 27, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Forktine at 4:42 AM on March 27, 2009 [1 favorite]
It's like all the huge, oily bushes ate away most of the photos and this is all that they could recover.
Oily? Oily? I don't even want to know.
posted by thisjax at 6:01 AM on March 27, 2009
Oily? Oily? I don't even want to know.
posted by thisjax at 6:01 AM on March 27, 2009
Some music to go with this.
No no no. This. (like I could resist)
posted by schoolgirl report at 6:58 AM on March 28, 2009
No no no. This. (like I could resist)
posted by schoolgirl report at 6:58 AM on March 28, 2009
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For more snickering, see Fart magazine.
posted by dabitch at 12:37 PM on March 26, 2009 [1 favorite]