Not on the good rug!

March 26, 2009 12:30 PM

Danish 70's Interior Design, Porno Style. sorta NSFW-ish?
posted by 1f2frfbf (19 comments total)

Shag carpet huh?
sorry
For more snickering, see Fart magazine.
posted by dabitch at 12:37 PM on March 26 [1 favorite has favorites]

It's probably just the way these are cropped, but I just kept thinking 'these would make awesome backgrounds for banner ads!'

And no, I do not shop at American Apparel.
posted by elwoodwiles at 12:42 PM on March 26 [1 favorite has favorites]

I think this is from the IKEA Porn Caravan.
posted by crapmatic at 12:44 PM on March 26

Some music to go with this.
posted by jason's_planet at 12:44 PM on March 26 [2 favorites has favorites]

Nice Zeppelin poster.
posted by swift at 1:26 PM on March 26

Isn't it great that we can have sex regardless of how disturbing the surroundings are?
posted by Red58 at 1:29 PM on March 26 [1 favorite has favorites]

Guys with beards in porn is almost as much a turn off as girls with beards in porn. Unless of course you are into bears.

60's and 70's era modern furniture is a huge plus in porn. American colonial, not so much. Neither is the International Style. Mies van de Rohe clearly never tried to have an orgy on a cold stone floor against a concrete wall, with glass on either side. Bauhaus = boner droopage, and painful knees.

Brightly colored and shaggy carpet, as well as carpet on wall, a big big plus. Big fireplaces and carpeted "conversation" pits, oh yeah, big plus.

I could go om, but I think you get it.
posted by Xoebe at 1:30 PM on March 26 [1 favorite has favorites]

Wow. Rodox scans. Where's Tove?
posted by Thorzdad at 1:41 PM on March 26 [1 favorite has favorites]

Metafilter: Of course, you are into bears.
posted by Skot at 1:57 PM on March 26

60s Playboy magazines are really great for Mid-Century fetishists.
posted by cazoo at 2:08 PM on March 26

Sven, I'm telling you, hang the Led Zepplin poster off kilter. In fact, put all your posters on an angle. It looks more hip, man.
Yah sure ok.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:26 PM on March 26

Awesome title
posted by heathkit at 2:30 PM on March 26

Some safe for work porn to go with this. (NSFW)
posted by gman at 3:42 PM on March 26 [1 favorite has favorites]

It's like all the huge, oily bushes ate away most of the photos and this is all that they could recover.
posted by orme at 3:54 PM on March 26

Making him stop staring at me! Please!
posted by aspo at 6:43 PM on March 26

This is marvellous, thank you.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:57 PM on March 26

These are really great. I do sort of wish that clicking the photos opened up uncropped versions, though -- not for the nakedness, but for the backgrounds. The cropped photos are like hints of what's there, and not being able to see the rest is irritating.
posted by Forktine at 4:42 AM on March 27 [1 favorite has favorites]

It's like all the huge, oily bushes ate away most of the photos and this is all that they could recover.
Oily? Oily? I don't even want to know.
posted by thisjax at 6:01 AM on March 27

Some music to go with this.

No no no. This. (like I could resist)
posted by schoolgirl report at 6:58 AM on March 28