FREE BOUNCY RIDES

April 29, 2009 10:10 AM

FREE BOUNCY RIDES, courtesy of Club Animals.

"Q: What is the difference between Club Animals and Furries?

A: We don't have a 'fursona'. We are artists being ourselves. My God."

posted by hermitosis (17 comments total)

Looking at those pictures gives me a Prufrock moment in which I realize that I would not dare to accept a free bouncy ride.
posted by Joe Beese at 10:12 AM on April 29, 2009 [1 favorite]

I'd like to see them try that without the costume.
posted by HumanComplex at 10:15 AM on April 29, 2009

This is the way the ladies ride, badump, badump, badump.
This is the way the gentlemen ride, badump, badump, badump.
This is not the way to ride a dolphin.
posted by filthy light thief at 10:16 AM on April 29, 2009

Oh. I know one of these people. Was invited to one of their events through facebook. Never thought to ask what was up with it. What a small internet it is.
posted by jrb223 at 10:17 AM on April 29, 2009

You know, every time I try this I end up getting hit in the gut. Maybe next time I should try wearing the lower half of the costume.
posted by Pollomacho at 10:21 AM on April 29, 2009 [1 favorite]

Is this more than just one dude dressed up as a dolphin, molesting people on the subway?
posted by Baby_Balrog at 10:27 AM on April 29, 2009 [1 favorite]

Golf Club Animals
posted by ornate insect at 10:36 AM on April 29, 2009

Now this is the way your ride a dolphin.
posted by Evangeline at 10:53 AM on April 29, 2009 [2 favorites]

Things are so much less funny when you make a typo.
posted by Evangeline at 10:54 AM on April 29, 2009

Uncloseted fursuiters like Rapid T. Rabbit (of Daily Show fame) are also big supporters of unfettered access to bouncy animal rides.
posted by Rhaomi at 10:59 AM on April 29, 2009

oh. So the first link isnt LookAtThisFuckingHipster.com? Are you sure?
posted by ElmerFishpaw at 11:10 AM on April 29, 2009 [1 favorite]

Hipster, schmipster. I'd ride that dolphin.
(It's so plasticky sooooffft....)
posted by heyho at 11:29 AM on April 29, 2009

The fur on those suits is always so... dirty. *shudder*
posted by GuyZero at 12:29 PM on April 29, 2009

I love Rubulad. You wouldn't even notice the dolphin.
posted by oneironaut at 12:34 PM on April 29, 2009

Yeah just about the right mix for hilarious.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:49 PM on April 29, 2009

Sitting on Santa's lap as a kid always reeeeally creeped me out. THIS IS WORSE
posted by little e at 12:23 AM on April 30, 2009

Maybe you do run the risk of arrest....
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 7:55 AM on April 30, 2009