Adventures in Excrement

June 5, 2009 10:53 AM

Friday Flash Fun: Who Pooped? [NSFLunch, autoplays sound] Brought to you by the Minnesota Zoo.
posted by aheckler (32 comments total)

Three for three on my first try. I'm the shit.
posted by paisley henosis at 10:58 AM on June 5 [2 favorites has favorites]

Almost made a FPP on this myself yesterday. See also related literature: What bird did that? and What Shat That?

poop is the shit.
posted by mcstayinskool at 11:01 AM on June 5 [1 favorite has favorites]

That is pretty adorable. My eight year old is going to love the shit out of this.
posted by Rock Steady at 11:02 AM on June 5

Let the thread shitting begin!

First!
posted by mazola at 11:03 AM on June 5 [1 favorite has favorites]

This is really cute and my girlfriend's six and seven year-old would love this. But there appears to be only three examples and I need to keep them occupied for at least thirty minutes if I'm going to polish off that bottle of Chianti we (me and my girlfriend, that is) opened last night.
posted by barrett caulk at 11:04 AM on June 5

This will be the only comment in this thread not to use the word 'shit.'

oh wait
posted by shakespeherian at 11:04 AM on June 5

Guess I really DO know shit. 3/3! I earned my certificate!
Lifting the giraffe's tail was the best part.
posted by Thorzdad at 11:11 AM on June 5

dung

O.E. dung "manure," from PIE *dhengh- "covering" (cf. Lith. dengti "to cover," O.Ir. dingim "I press"); the word recalls the ancient Gmc. custom (reported by Tacitus) of covering underground shelters with manure to keep in warmth in winter.

posted by pracowity at 11:13 AM on June 5

DAMMIT I AM SICK OF YOUR ACCUSATIONS
posted by boo_radley at 11:14 AM on June 5

The ostrich farting is hilarious. Long live the FFPP!
posted by heyho at 11:16 AM on June 5

In Toronto they sold animal dung from the zoo for use in your garden. "Zoo Poo". Seemed like a good way to make a little cash.
posted by GuyZero at 11:20 AM on June 5

You know what the white stuff in bird poop is? That's bird poop too.

Miss ya, Kurt.
posted by davelog at 11:25 AM on June 5

Who Pooped?

Everybody. Everybody Poops.
posted by explosion at 11:37 AM on June 5

Apparently, I don't know shit.
posted by Elmore at 11:38 AM on June 5

Everybody Poops. no, no, no you're not alone.
posted by the aloha at 11:42 AM on June 5

This FPP is brown and sounds like a bell.
posted by not_on_display at 11:50 AM on June 5 [3 favorites has favorites]

I am humiliated to have gotten the first one wrong (I guessed zebra for giraffe.) I work at a zoo, damn it, I should know these things. I did poorly on a "guess who pooped what?" biofacts cart the other day, too. Suddenly I feel unqualified for my job.


I can say with some authority that tiger poop is the single foulest substance I've ever encountered and I'm darn glad dealing with it is not part of a normal day for me.
posted by Neofelis at 11:54 AM on June 5

This will be the only comment in this thread not to use the word 'shit.'

oh wait

But you mentioned it!
posted by mkb at 12:02 PM on June 5

Three for three on number 2, using the process of elimination.

I see what I did there.
posted by emelenjr at 12:04 PM on June 5 [2 favorites has favorites]

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
posted by backseatpilot at 12:20 PM on June 5

I suck at this: I picked Shinola.
posted by autodidact at 12:23 PM on June 5

What a strange world we live in. Sex has to be swept under the carpet and avoided at all costs, but shit and vomit are standard children's fare.
posted by Liquidwolf at 12:25 PM on June 5 [2 favorites has favorites]

it kind of bummed me out that i got 3/3
posted by chelegonian at 1:01 PM on June 5

Did anyone else try to drag the bird flying in the background into the ostrich's mouth?
posted by orme at 1:32 PM on June 5

Any day is a good day when I'm prompted to remember the prime number shitting bear.
posted by Skot at 2:06 PM on June 5

God damn it, why must I fuck up everything I touch?

alpha61.com/primenumbershittingbear/
posted by Skot at 2:07 PM on June 5

Bring on the pooping horses.
posted by Mcable at 2:12 PM on June 5

Correct! Giraffe poop falls from very high up and scatters when it lands.

There is no snarky comment that could improve on this sentence in any way.
posted by nebulawindphone at 2:32 PM on June 5

Actually, it turns out it was Frank who did all the poops. He did another one just now.
posted by FatherDagon at 2:45 PM on June 5

Fun. I aced it but that's because I had the good fortune to be on a safari in Africa last year and on one of our first rides, we took a break for big five turd tutoring. There's nothing quite like finding fresh rhino shit in the morning, you know it's going to be an interesting day...
posted by madamjujujive at 4:54 PM on June 5

Ok, I know, I have to stop, but . . . .

MetaFilter: poop falls from very high up and scatters when it lands.
posted by The Bellman at 4:57 PM on June 5

LOL, whenever I see this on the front page I want to say, loudly and proudly:

I POOPED!
posted by By The Grace of God at 3:14 PM on June 6