Buy my Virginity! **HOT ITEM**
June 14, 2001 4:05 PM Subscribe
Buy my Virginity! **HOT ITEM** At the time of this writing, there have been three bids bringing the price up to "GBP 1.40(approx. $1.95)." His favourite activities include "Ballet, Dancing, Finger Painting and Jesus" (Jesus is an activity?). "Homosexuals, Munters, TVs or women called Sadie need not apply." Found via Who Would Buy That?
Isn't more entertaining with a thirty year old who likes to Jesus in his spare time though?
posted by DyRE at 4:20 PM on June 14, 2001
posted by DyRE at 4:20 PM on June 14, 2001
PS: I have quite a way with the ladies
My question is, if he has such a way with the ladies, why is he still a virgin? How does he KNOW he has a way with the ladies, since he hasn't had his way with any ladies?
posted by jennaratrix at 5:13 PM on June 14, 2001
My question is, if he has such a way with the ladies, why is he still a virgin? How does he KNOW he has a way with the ladies, since he hasn't had his way with any ladies?
posted by jennaratrix at 5:13 PM on June 14, 2001
Which Jesus is he fond of? The traditional Jesus-Son-Of-God fellah, or the Temple Of Black Jesus guy? I guess I'm supposed to email the seller directly with such questions.
posted by Hankins at 8:38 PM on June 14, 2001
posted by Hankins at 8:38 PM on June 14, 2001
And is he turned of by dwarfs [sic] or people who take advantage of them?
posted by dagnyscott at 6:02 AM on June 15, 2001
posted by dagnyscott at 6:02 AM on June 15, 2001
an auction to buy his virginity with a disclaimer that reads "No purchase necessary". free sex then?
also, i'm quite certain that my mother has a shirt exactly like the one he's wearing in the picture.
posted by tolkhan at 9:10 AM on June 15, 2001
also, i'm quite certain that my mother has a shirt exactly like the one he's wearing in the picture.
posted by tolkhan at 9:10 AM on June 15, 2001
Men who quote Joey from Friends without irony typically do not have a way with the ladies. It is no wonder that this guy is a virgin, I'd think.
posted by Dreama at 9:27 AM on June 15, 2001
posted by Dreama at 9:27 AM on June 15, 2001
Damn! I wish I'd thought of this. Imagine all those people out there giving up their virginity for free when there's such a market!
posted by ZachsMind at 4:10 PM on June 17, 2001
posted by ZachsMind at 4:10 PM on June 17, 2001
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