Something like a pound of fat contains 10,000 calories.Hm. Well, I guess I was wrong. That said, as anyone who has used the calorimeter on the exercise machine knows, burning 500 calories is really tiring, so trying to lose a pound a week on exercise alone isn't going to be easy unless, and this is the funny part, you're pretty athletic to begin with.
3500 calories, actually.
A goofy mind experiment that has actually worked for me in the past to get back on a regular exercise program:The addendum here, obviously, is that the Gods also demand sacrifice: everything you do not eat is left for their ultimate consumption. If I do not eat a donut, it becomes the donut of Thor. I leave it for Thor to consume at his leisure. This pleases him, he rewards me with more confidence and an improved cardiovascular system, etc. etc.
Tell yourself you have hidden arcane knowledge, and actually know a magic spell that you can cast to make yourself more confident, more energetic, better-looking, and more successful in life overall.
You have to cast this spell once a day for it to be successful, and it takes about half an hour to go through the magic ritual. The ritual can consist of a number of things, but can be quite physically demanding! Still, you know that if you cast this magic spell every morning, over time it is guaranteed to attract the favourable attention of the elder gods, or Norse pantheon, or whatever, and they will bless you with better health, more energy, self-confidence, yadda yadda yadda.
Half an hour out of your day to cast a magic spell with guaranteed results? Who wouldn't do it?
Again: goofy. I know. But it actually does the trick for me when I'm trying to get back on a routine after a while off due to illness, travel, etc.
Cloud does accurately make note that the exercise group did lose an inch in waist circumference but undermines that achievement by saying that it was only a “slight” achievement. In reality, losing an inch in waist circumference is no small feat.Except that losing an inch in waist circumference is a small feat compared to the stated health goals of reaching a 25 BMI. If an inch in waist circumference is "no small feat." Then we really shouldn't impose a negative judgment for failing to loose more than an inch. Which is where I think fitness advocacy goes all pear-shaped. It then points to 20.8 lbs of potential weight loss over a five-year period, while ignoring the fact that the five-year studies of actual weight loss demonstrate different outcomes. 20 lbs is fairly easy to achieve in short-duration studies, but that shrinks to 6 lbs after 5 years. Still a loss, but not the magic numbers that are claimed to be the goal.
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