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October 5, 2009 11:36 AM   Subscribe

Super-Social Networking: Superhero Facebook Status Updates
posted by griphus (25 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite

 
Frank Castle is going to go f**king nuts if he sees another request for help in Mafia Wars


They're just like me!
posted by louche mustachio at 11:39 AM on October 5, 2009


oh my god. so good.

The Red Bee isn't sure if he should return Geoff Johns' phone calls.

amazing!
posted by shmegegge at 11:43 AM on October 5, 2009


That's funnier than it really should be.
posted by davebushe at 11:48 AM on October 5, 2009


Foggy Nelson: I just don't know what you see in that girl.
Foggy Nelson: oh god i'm so sorry


I loled.
posted by specialagentwebb at 11:55 AM on October 5, 2009


The whole "fictional/historical character Facebook feed" is pretty played out, and didn't think much of this one until I got to the J. Jonah Jameson one, which I must admit was pretty good.
posted by Rangeboy at 11:58 AM on October 5, 2009


OH LOOK MY COFFEE teeheehee.
posted by The Whelk at 12:02 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]


Love how he has the ALL CAPS ON.
posted by stormpooper at 12:05 PM on October 5, 2009


Frank Castle being Grumpy Bear is a little too obvious. It would have made my day if he'd gotten Funshine Bear.
posted by shakespeherian at 12:08 PM on October 5, 2009


The whole "fictional/historical character Facebook feed" is pretty played out, and didn't think much of this one until I got to the J. Jonah Jameson one, which I must admit was pretty good.

I'm going to take that one step further and say that this whole page made me rethink whether fake Facebook feeds are really played out. The Daredevil and Superman threads were great.
posted by sjuhawk31 at 12:13 PM on October 5, 2009


I wonder if Frank Castle will help me with people who want me to help them with Mafia Wars?

just kidding, Frank, justBLAM BLAM BLAM
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:14 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]


This doesn't really relate much, but it reminds me the other night that I dreamed that I was a really wise-cracking version of Dr. Doom and it was the most fucking awesome dream ever.
posted by COBRA! at 12:20 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]


Well played, one and all. I was happily surprised.
posted by filthy light thief at 12:21 PM on October 5, 2009


the other night that I dreamed that I was a really wise-cracking version of Dr. Doom

You mean this guy?
posted by Rangeboy at 12:21 PM on October 5, 2009


In case it was the facebook humour you liked, here's one about world leaders.....
posted by pick_the_flowers at 12:23 PM on October 5, 2009


Adrian Veidt: I DID IT!
Posted 35 minutes ago
posted by Diskeater at 12:33 PM on October 5, 2009 [39 favorites]


Jesse Custer is trying to find out if this thing works over the internet. So if you're reading this, change your own status update to tell everyone that you're, I don't know, masturbating into a roast chicken or some such Garth Ennis bullshit.
posted by hifiparasol at 12:34 PM on October 5, 2009 [11 favorites]


Oh, man, it's gonna be hard to follow Diskeater's comment.
posted by hifiparasol at 12:35 PM on October 5, 2009


So if you're reading this, change your own status update to tell everyone that you're, I don't know, masturbating into a roast chicken or some such Garth Ennis bullshit.

Or else that you're a woman who can prove that she's strong and independent because she likes to be fucked by a real man.
posted by middleclasstool at 2:09 PM on October 5, 2009 [2 favorites]


Yorick Brown: You have 3,442,723,138 friend requests.
You ignored a suggestion to add Jeneane Gerafalo as a friend.
posted by Smedleyman at 3:32 PM on October 5, 2009


The Green Lantern one was my favorite (for the douchey internet speak of Hal Jordan) but the Superman one was also great. And the JJJ one was really clever for this sort of thing, which is usually not at all creative.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 3:34 PM on October 5, 2009


Logan: bub bub snikt bub snikt bub snikt snikt bub
posted by Decimask at 5:34 PM on October 5, 2009


Jean Grey: BRB
posted by Decimask at 5:40 PM on October 5, 2009 [6 favorites]


Dr.B.Banner: QUIT POKING ME!!
posted by Decimask at 5:42 PM on October 5, 2009


Black Bolt updated, but it was lost because it brought the servers down.
posted by Eideteker at 6:57 PM on October 5, 2009 [1 favorite]


Black Bolt would be the worst, the WORST contact to have on facebook. Could you imagine the amount of spammy notes a guy who levels buildings by snickering would put out? Dude would be making up for lost time something awful.
posted by Decimask at 7:26 PM on October 5, 2009


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