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October 8, 2009 10:00 AM   Subscribe

I Just Made Love shows on the map of the world places where people just made love.
posted by nam3d (60 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite

 
Apparently, a whole bunch of sexin' just happened and everyone is trying to document it. Site seems down.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:03 AM on October 8, 2009


All the denouncement had absolutely no effect
posted by gurple at 10:04 AM on October 8, 2009


Unexpected error has occured, go make love and give us some time to fix it
posted by yhbc at 10:04 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


I just made cookies. heh.
posted by Hicksu at 10:07 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


Do they have a Mefi-style Infodump available? Oh, the queries we could run on that data set.
posted by FishBike at 10:07 AM on October 8, 2009


Strap on the Garmin baby it's time to go!
posted by ghharr at 10:08 AM on October 8, 2009 [3 favorites]


That'd be in the butt, Bob.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 10:09 AM on October 8, 2009 [17 favorites]


I wanted to see if there were one dots or two for each "incident," and imagine my surprise when they are bunnies!

It's a pretty slow site.

53 in Iowa and they're all Delmio.

The twitter background picture is oh so wrong.
posted by cjorgensen at 10:09 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


Nerds. Aww, so cute! They finally get in on with someone and their first impulse is to geotag it and post it online.

What happened to the time honored tradition of having a cigarette, scratching your balls and ignoring the person next to you, eh?
posted by MuffinMan at 10:10 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


ew.
posted by wreckingball at 10:10 AM on October 8, 2009


Strap on the Garmin baby it's time to go!

I'm going to use a geotagger to help me generate a photo-realisic representation of my face on this map. I'm going to need to eat a lot of mango and oysters.
posted by Burhanistan at 10:12 AM on October 8, 2009


It's coming from inside the house!
posted by brain_drain at 10:12 AM on October 8, 2009 [7 favorites]


What the... Hey that's my house!
posted by Horace Rumpole at 10:14 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


If your at work make sure you don't click over to street view.
posted by cjorgensen at 10:15 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


you're damn
posted by cjorgensen at 10:16 AM on October 8, 2009


Coming soon: I Just Farted
posted by jeremy b at 10:20 AM on October 8, 2009 [4 favorites]


All over the fucking map.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 10:21 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


I think I’ll go register www.ijustcrawledintothefetalpositionandcriedmyselftosleep.com for the rest of us.
posted by bondcliff at 10:21 AM on October 8, 2009 [11 favorites]


Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.
posted by gagglezoomer at 10:21 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


How come I can't find my house on the map?






Oh.
posted by mazola at 10:22 AM on October 8, 2009 [3 favorites]


nobody is lying on this, are they, I mean, somehow they are documenting the actual act....
posted by HuronBob at 10:22 AM on October 8, 2009


How about www.ijustthrewupinmymouth.com?
Taken? Damn, guess i'll have to settle for www.ijustthrewupinmymouth.biz
posted by wcfields at 10:23 AM on October 8, 2009


"Made love"? What the damn-hell-balls is that? Fuck. Have sexy-sex like a professional. But don't "make love," because it makes it sound like your expression of your greatest primal urges is so weak as to belong on a Hallmark card.
posted by explosion at 10:24 AM on October 8, 2009 [2 favorites]


It's my fault the site is down. It went down on me.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:24 AM on October 8, 2009 [7 favorites]


Fifteen!
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 10:25 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


GET OFF MY LAWN.

Damn kids.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 10:32 AM on October 8, 2009 [2 favorites]


Webcam with 30 second delay for non paying members or it didn't happen.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 10:36 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


Now that's what I call a geocache. Hubba, hubba.
posted by JeffK at 10:47 AM on October 8, 2009


Amélie would've really dug this.
posted by Spatch at 10:56 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


The site must really be getting nailed right now.
posted by Adam_S at 11:05 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


It's like one big geobagger meetup.
posted by rokusan at 11:07 AM on October 8, 2009


God, did they have to use the term "made love"? The only time I ever use that term is when I'm tending my fireside alone in the woods, wearing only a low-cut blouse and a corset. And then a lumberjack knocks on my door, cold and lost and muscled, and it's not long before our loins are quivering and...

anyway, that's the only time one can use the term "made love."
posted by zoomorphic at 11:14 AM on October 8, 2009 [5 favorites]


Like I need yet another website to remind me I am pathetic! I will try to remember to use this website when it is applicable though.

On a serious note hopefully this won't help stalking. It seems unlikely, but I wouldn't put it passed some people.
posted by Green With You at 11:22 AM on October 8, 2009


People make love at various times in all locales throughout the world every day . Why is this map (and this post) supposed to be interesting?
posted by Seekerofsplendor at 11:23 AM on October 8, 2009


Isn't this more appropriately described as a web page showing places all over the globe where pathetic nerds just had sex?
posted by jayder at 11:27 AM on October 8, 2009


I look forward to the inevitable mashup with the sex offender/pedophile registry.
posted by blue_beetle at 11:29 AM on October 8, 2009 [6 favorites]


I was totin' my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road,
When along came a lady with cute an' perky sweater loaves.
"If you're goin' to Winnemucca, Mack, on me you can ride."
And so I climbed onto her lap and then I settled down inside.
She asked me if I'd seen a broad with so much bust and ass.
And I said, "Listen, ma'am I've diddled every broad in this here land!"

[Chorus:]
I've f----- everywhere, ma'am.
I've f----- everywhere, ma'am.
Spanked the bottoms bare, ma'am.
I've humped and mounted there, ma'am.
Of ladies I've had my share, ma'am.
I've f----- everywhere.
posted by The Card Cheat at 11:29 AM on October 8, 2009 [6 favorites]


I look forward to the inevitable mashup with the sex offender/pedophile registry the sites of V-2 rocket attacks.
posted by juv3nal at 11:31 AM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


Behold! Geoshagging.
posted by bicyclefish at 11:32 AM on October 8, 2009 [4 favorites]


i just came... to metafilter.

now, i'll check out this new site everyone is talking about.
posted by the aloha at 11:41 AM on October 8, 2009


What was wrong with "I Just Got Laid Here"? Or "Had Sex Here"? Or "Came"? I think any of those actually have less baggage attached than "made love."
posted by Kadin2048 at 11:48 AM on October 8, 2009


This site is aimed directly at the US youth demographic, to allow them to leverage social networking tools to share information about their canadian girlfriends.
posted by davejay at 11:56 AM on October 8, 2009 [3 favorites]


Does it still count if you make love to yourself?
posted by scalefree at 12:03 PM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


There's a lot of bunnies on the Appalachian Trail. Or maybe they're hiking.
posted by kirkaracha at 12:06 PM on October 8, 2009


I'm waiting for someone to do it in places carefully chosen so that, when plotted, it forms a giant happy face, inverted pentagram, or face of the BVM on the map of the country of their choice.
posted by Kadin2048 at 12:09 PM on October 8, 2009


53 in Iowa and they're all Delmio.
posted by cjorgensen


Iowa? I'm pretty sure Delmio lives in Italy.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:57 PM on October 8, 2009


Isn't this more appropriately described as a web page showing places all over the globe where pathetic nerds just had sex?

I checked the rule book and it turns out that having sex even once counts as automatic graduation from the pathetic nerds club.
posted by FishBike at 1:07 PM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


I checked the rule book and it turns out that having sex even once counts as automatic graduation from the pathetic nerds club.

Define "sex".
posted by rokusan at 1:27 PM on October 8, 2009


And to think people used to smoke a cigarette afterwards. Times are a-changin'.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:28 PM on October 8, 2009


Rest assured, I was on the Internet in minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world
posted by vbfg at 1:54 PM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


I really don't get all the hate on "making love." Sometimes sex is primal. Sometimes it's intimate. Sometimes it's fucking. Sometimes it's just getting laid. Sometimes it's making love. Goodness forbid sex is ever recognized as a vulnerable and emotional act. (Either way, you shouldn't jump on a computer and geotag it.)
posted by Skwirl at 3:04 PM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


Does it still count if you make love to yourself?

I don't know, but ijusthadawank.com seems to be available.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 3:06 PM on October 8, 2009


Anyway, ijustmadelove... so typical of our ego-centric western society. "Hey I came, but I dunno 'bout my partner, but then again who cares?" I'm going to go built a site that caters for the "my fantastic and fabulous partner and I just had sexy sex and made sweet love and our souls came togehter as one and it was very beautiful and meaningful and sweaty and stuff " crowd... It takes two (or more) to tango, you know.

Still, I hope ijustmadelove.com gets back online soon, I want to check it out.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 3:16 PM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


Fuckers.
posted by ooga_booga at 3:18 PM on October 8, 2009 [2 favorites]


"God, did they have to use the term 'made love'? The only time I ever use that term is when I'm tending my fireside alone in the woods, wearing only a low-cut blouse and a corset. And then a lumberjack knocks on my door, cold and lost and muscled, and it's not long before our loins are quivering and..."

That's the advantage of living in the west part of the Great White North. Everyday can be cold, lost, muscled Lumberjack day.
posted by Mitheral at 5:38 PM on October 8, 2009


That'd be in the butt, Bob.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 1:09 PM on October 8


you mean Butte.
posted by liza at 5:45 PM on October 8, 2009 [2 favorites]


The world sorely needs the important psychogeosexual data that'll be mapped at www.spitorswallow.com
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:17 PM on October 8, 2009 [1 favorite]


[Insert geocaching joke here]
posted by blue_beetle at 7:38 PM on October 8, 2009


[Insert orienteering joke there]
posted by YoBananaBoy at 11:11 PM on October 8, 2009


What about fucking? Who just fucked?
posted by Eideteker at 9:24 AM on October 9, 2009


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