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All You Haters (Suck My Balls) (slightly NSFW) by LA- and Denver-based short-film makers Nix Bros
posted by MiltonRandKalman (48 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
"...updating my bike, like it was a Tamagochi..."
This was pretty funny, especially once I was reassured that it was indeed making fun of hipsters on bikes, and not celebrating them.
posted by Flashman at 3:41 PM on November 16, 2009


I think that Beat Happening LP is in print.

/recordnerd
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 3:47 PM on November 16, 2009


I liked the part where the one guy was telling the girls to suck his balls.
posted by idiopath at 3:48 PM on November 16, 2009


no...sorry....just no.
posted by The Light Fantastic at 3:51 PM on November 16, 2009


it's way past their bedtimes.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 3:53 PM on November 16, 2009


Is the sucking of balls one of those things to do in Denver when one is dead?
posted by smrtsch at 3:58 PM on November 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


On a related note, there is a 1:1 correlation between using the word "hater" in everyday speech and being a giant douchebag.
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 4:04 PM on November 16, 2009 [7 favorites]


The AYHSMB meme comes from a photo disseminated by the inimitable (well, imitable but always poorly so done) BikeSnobNYC.
posted by The Michael The at 4:07 PM on November 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Ball sucking is so over rated.
posted by tkchrist at 4:07 PM on November 16, 2009


Luckily, I have a Denver teenage daughter to explain all the details of fixed-gear hipster culture for me.
posted by kozad at 4:22 PM on November 16, 2009


Hot damn the sky is big there.
posted by kathrineg at 4:23 PM on November 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Ball sucking is so over rated.

That depends if you've dipped them in a nice BBQ sauce after deep frying... oh, I thought this was an ad for Rocky Mountain Oysters.

I think I somehow missed the hipster culture meme.
posted by BrotherCaine at 4:32 PM on November 16, 2009


Weird. I'm pretty sure I know the white guy biking behind him in a lot of the shots. It was filmed in Denver?
posted by mannequito at 4:47 PM on November 16, 2009


Patiently awaiting the mob of the torch and walking cane wielding get-off-my-lawn cranksters.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 4:51 PM on November 16, 2009


This would've been relevant maybe 6 months ago, now it's just annoying. Couldn't make it past 30 seconds.
posted by thylacine at 4:54 PM on November 16, 2009


It is pretty rare that a work comes along that has a built-in retort to its haters.
posted by Flashman at 5:03 PM on November 16, 2009 [2 favorites]



Patiently awaiting the mob of the torch and walking cane wielding get-off-my-lawn cranksters.

I waited too. But Murder She Wrote is on at 3:00. And it's two-for-one buffet dinner time down at the Royal Fork at 4:00. And I have to take my pills at 5:30.
posted by tkchrist at 5:03 PM on November 16, 2009 [3 favorites]


I think that Beat Happening LP is in print.

Yep.

Maybe he meant this.
posted by 3.2.3 at 5:04 PM on November 16, 2009


tkchrist, hope you're going to stay up for Matlock.
posted by HopperFan at 5:14 PM on November 16, 2009


I think you're forgetting about the Antiques Roadshow, tkchrist.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 5:16 PM on November 16, 2009


Ball sucking is so over rated.

That really depends on whether you're doing sucking, or getting them sucked.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 5:16 PM on November 16, 2009


The part where he says "She's dressed just like me" and it pans up from the butt to reveal it's him, that's genius.
posted by noway at 5:20 PM on November 16, 2009 [2 favorites]


Is there any way I could hate that but not suck his balls?
posted by Horace Rumpole at 5:47 PM on November 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


I hate auto-tune.
posted by philip-random at 5:50 PM on November 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


PeterMcDermott: "That really depends on whether you're doing sucking, or getting them sucked."

It alsos depends if they're waxed.
posted by kathrineg at 5:53 PM on November 16, 2009


or botoxed ..
posted by mannequito at 5:56 PM on November 16, 2009


no homo? lol
posted by atomicmedia at 5:57 PM on November 16, 2009


Okay, here's the thing about "satirical" music: it has to be good. Even if what you're mocking, or part of what you're mocking, is the music. Because every kind of music, every song, has some redeeming value. There's a reason somebody likes it. Your job is to figure out what it is, acknowledge it, amplify it. Like a caricature with jug ears or a glacier for a schnoz.

This is just garbage. I'm actually not sure if that means that I should, or should not, suck his balls, though.
posted by uncleozzy at 6:09 PM on November 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


Okay, maybe not "garbage." But still.
posted by uncleozzy at 6:19 PM on November 16, 2009


uncleozzy: "Okay, here's the thing about "satirical" music: it has to be good."

As addressed by the recent "know your meme" ft. Weird Al (well done, in my opinion, compared to other "know your meme" episodes I have seen).
posted by idiopath at 6:20 PM on November 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


god how dare they wear tight pants and drink cheap beer and ride the bicycles they want to ride? real america wears loose fitting jeans and drinks microbrews and drives SUVs.

give me a fucking break.
posted by nathancaswell at 6:33 PM on November 16, 2009


PS those bikes are all cheap.
posted by nathancaswell at 6:37 PM on November 16, 2009


an over-the-top casual encounters ad from craig's list?
posted by kitchenrat at 6:39 PM on November 16, 2009


"I think you're forgetting about the Antiques Roadshow"

Oh, hell no. Watching it now.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 6:41 PM on November 16, 2009


Well, I must say that I found your title to be jolly objectionable Master Nix. However, I shall not fellare your cullions, due to my tapinophobia.
posted by tellurian at 6:46 PM on November 16, 2009 [1 favorite]


"know your meme" ft. Weird Al

Oh man, the irony of Al talking about autotune.
posted by uncleozzy at 7:20 PM on November 16, 2009


PBR!!
posted by gallois at 7:27 PM on November 16, 2009


PBR is swill. I'm so sick of seeing "$1 PBR can special tonite!!!!" As if that was anything but a deterrent to visiting that venue.
posted by HopperFan at 8:15 PM on November 16, 2009


i don't know if you noticed this but they are selling these cans of beer for $1
posted by kathrineg at 8:23 PM on November 16, 2009 [3 favorites]


Oh dammit. Hells to the no.
posted by HopperFan at 8:28 PM on November 16, 2009


I hereby propose that this video be set up on an infinite loop in direct opposition to Performance, the name of the game... also on an infinite loop and let them just rap pathetically at each other, infinitely.
Then, everyone else who can just ride their damn bike without having a goddamn identity crises can proceed at whatever pace of their choosing, at whichever gear ratio they're comfortable with and talk like civilized people.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 8:46 PM on November 16, 2009


holy fuck i know some of these people! (um, should I admit that out loud here?)... yea so okay prolly not the best FPP material ever. But I can say that since I've seen these guys getting drunk at local alleycat races.

The Cheeseman Park and Larimer Lounge shots are spot-on, I must say. Pretty much all the useless fixie dorks hang out around there. Ask me how I know this.

sigh. at any rate it's fun to see the ol' stompin' grounds featured in a MeFi post, anyhows.
posted by lonefrontranger at 8:54 PM on November 16, 2009


It alsos depends if they're waxed.

or botoxed ..


Or ironed.
posted by zippy at 9:11 PM on November 16, 2009


Denver hipsters are much meatier than NYC hipsters.
posted by kathrineg at 9:15 PM on November 16, 2009


Ask me how I know this.

No. Suck my balls.
posted by Mikey-San at 12:02 AM on November 17, 2009


'Suck my balls'? Is this in fact a viral for the teabaggers?
posted by asok at 5:55 AM on November 17, 2009


Swing and a miss.
posted by chairface at 7:15 AM on November 17, 2009


real america wears loose fitting jeans and drinks microbrews and drives SUVs rides the bikes they wanna ride. FTFY. This is funny, BTW.
posted by fixedgear at 7:44 AM on November 17, 2009


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