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February 3, 2010 1:25 AM   Subscribe


 
It appears, based on the number of times I just giggled, that I am approximately 7 years old.
posted by potch at 1:50 AM on February 3, 2010 [6 favorites]




I thought it would get old around 3 minutes in, but it didn't. Then I thought I was over it about 7 minutes in, but then it started a full-on crescendo of orgiastic explosions and theme song glee.

Okay, now can this thread turn into Tell Me Your Dirty Star Trek Jokes?
posted by Mizu at 2:35 AM on February 3, 2010


Oh, I feel funny in my pants now. I'm still recovering from having first seen Riker's orgasm face in "The Game" and that was a long, long time ago. This is more than I could ever have dreamed of!
posted by h00py at 2:47 AM on February 3, 2010


I laughed, I cried, I ... hang on, I'll get a cloth.
posted by nonspecialist at 3:54 AM on February 3, 2010 [2 favorites]


Beard on beard.
posted by cyclopticgaze at 4:40 AM on February 3, 2010 [5 favorites]


Editing is a wonderful thing.
posted by flippant at 4:53 AM on February 3, 2010


OK, just proving my humor is stalled at age 13, that was hilarious.
posted by maxwelton at 4:57 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]


I am a fan. And I thought it was funny, too. Favorite bit was about getting "inside", followed by a shot of Wesley climbing through some tube. Poor Wil Wheaton, so often a target of derision. Probably jealousy. How many trekkies have you ever seen with as shapely an ass in their uniform?
posted by Goofyy at 5:28 AM on February 3, 2010 [5 favorites]


Poor Wil Wheaton, so often a target of derision. Probably jealousy. How many trekkies have you ever seen with as shapely an ass in their uniform?

It's not that, it's the sweaters. [darth vader voice]I want that sweater![/vader]
posted by fuq at 5:57 AM on February 3, 2010


In the 26 years or so that I've actually owned my own computer, I have never been made to spew coffee on my screen.
My streak is over. Damn car flying into the shuttle.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 7:09 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]


It always wonders me the people who have the time to watch an entire series like this and take notes to make such collages - and to do the grunt work of cutting and pasting the clips. I applaud the efforts and the outcome. This is great.
posted by yeti at 7:21 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]


Is it a mark of my advanced age or my utter loathing of TNG that made me not crack a smile during the 30 seconds of this I could stand?

...and to do the grunt work of cutting and pasting the clips.

I see what you did there.
posted by DU at 7:28 AM on February 3, 2010


Absolutely brilliant! I want to show it to someone else to share in the hilarity, but I'm afraid that everyone i know IRL would just look at me like a weirdo! At least I have you, Metafilter!
posted by ukdanae at 7:32 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]


IMHO, this is much funnier:

"That Jean-Luc Picard"

... the subtlety of the editing is genius
posted by memebake at 7:45 AM on February 3, 2010 [19 favorites]


"What would Picard do?"
"Come!"
"*pyew pyew*"
"*SPLAT*"
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 8:05 AM on February 3, 2010 [2 favorites]


It's sad that it had to be spelled out for me so, uh, explicitly, but I now finally understand where slashfic comes from. Thanks for that.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 8:18 AM on February 3, 2010


The JAndrewEdits are awesome. What's sad is that the amateurs making it have a better sense of pacing than the professionals who put together TNG. Maybe 42 minutes was too long, or maybe they were just in a 1960's state of mind, but TNG's biggest flaw was always the fact that it was slow, and had a reaction shot for EVERYTHING.

Those gaping holes just made it easier for home editors to make it really funny. Gene Roddenberry really should have seen the rise of home computers with software like iMovie and Windows Movie Maker coming.
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:33 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]


Hey everyone let's talk about people getting it on in the world of Star Trek, okay, I'll go first

I think Worf and Troi must have really disappointing sex, don't you? Because probably Worf has to be really careful not to go too ballistic for fear he'd hurt her or at the very least freak her out, and Troi's like just kind of laying there, and he's like, "Well I guess this is just my cross to bear that she's not a crazy Klingon woman, HURRRRR I AM STOIC" and she I mean how much experience does she even have reading Klingon minds? Probably not even that much so it's like "Well he doesn't really seem turned on but I mean who ever knows what's happening with Worf right? He must like this. I don't wanna touch his ridges or anything though 'cause he gets all weirdand tense when he feels people touch things on his back, I'll just try to beam affectionate thoughts into his head like I used to do with Riker" so shes all "OOOOH IMZADI" in her mental mind but Worf's not getting that at all, he's just like "HURRRRRR I MUST DO MY DUTY" and then finally when it's over they both kinda lay there and assure each other that no, it was great, it was totally satisfying. And Troi's like trying to be game you know, so she's all "Warrrrf.... Is there samthing I could do that you would really liiike?" but Worf doesn't want to seem like he's unsatisfied so he just growls, "WHAT MORE COULD I ASK FOR?" and sort of half-smiles in his manly manly way and she drops it 'cause really who can even get anything out of that dude. And then after a couple of months they pretty much just stop having sex altogether and drink prune juice all the time and after the breakup Troi logs onto message boards and sees ladies fantasizing about DIRTY DIRTY KLINGON SEX and she just kinda shakes her head because she's been there, it was in NO WAY that great, the whole Klingon = Superstud thing is just a myth as far as she's concerned, but like really pretty much any other woman on the ship probably coulda gotten a LITTLE something more out of Worf, it was just fuckin' bad luck that he ended up with the one lady who's like to say things such as "Daayyyyyta... I wahnt you to sculpt... MUSIC"

troi and riker though, that was probably like throwing two lobotomized bunnies into a bathtub full of k-y
posted by Greg Nog at 8:43 AM on February 3, 2010 [195 favorites]


Greg Nog, I wish that I could favorite you forever and ever a thousand times over.
posted by Mizu at 8:49 AM on February 3, 2010 [3 favorites]


Is it a mark of my advanced age or my utter loathing of TNG that made me not crack a smile during the 30 seconds of this I could stand?

You sold your soul again, didn't you?
posted by pupdog at 8:53 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]


I would like to live inside Greg Nog's brain for a while.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 10:07 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]


God, this is just like my math and science magnet high school.
posted by cmoj at 10:11 AM on February 3, 2010 [4 favorites]


I got to 37 seconds before closing the window
posted by jcruelty at 10:27 AM on February 3, 2010


Is it a mark of my advanced age or my utter loathing of TNG that made me not crack a smile during the 30 seconds of this I could stand?

I think, if you only watched 30 seconds of this, then you really didn't give it nearly the chance it deserved. It's shocking in its completeness, and it nearly has a storyline. I thought it was sophomoric when it started out... okay, it never really quit being sophomoric... but it achieved a transcendent level of something or other about 4 minutes in, and then even when I started to think "Oh, well, this is really stupid", it would turn a corner and do something else wonderful and hilarious. The sequence at the end of afterglow may be the best part considering how climactic it was there for a while.

On the other hand... typical MeFite... won't even watch 10% of something before declaring it "meh".
posted by hippybear at 10:31 AM on February 3, 2010 [3 favorites]


That's it. We need a meetup for watching Star Trek. Drink any time there's a quantum, subspace, or temporal anything.
posted by Jon_Evil at 10:35 AM on February 3, 2010


Is it a mark of my advanced age or my utter loathing of TNG that made me not crack a smile during the 30 seconds of this I could stand?

A fair comment, and I was pretty iffy about posting this on the blue (to be honest), but ultimately, having seen it to the end and thus getting the bigger narrative picture, I felt it was worth sharing for the chuckles. As, you know, a gentleman of a certain age myself.

Clearly not of a certain maturity, however
posted by Sparx at 1:43 PM on February 3, 2010


Never a huge TNG guy, but I laughed. Especially at 4:16
posted by stargell at 4:45 PM on February 3, 2010


This just made me angry that Firefly got axed but they dragged this shit out for 178 episodes and people liked it.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 12:42 AM on February 4, 2010


Back in high school, we used to watch TNG everyday during dinner. I just posted this to my mom's Facebook wall.
posted by daHIFI at 2:15 PM on February 6, 2010 [1 favorite]


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