Dick Pole says "Hello"
March 25, 2010 6:18 AM   Subscribe

 
I remember junior high school too.
posted by punkfloyd at 6:52 AM on March 25, 2010 [3 favorites]


Best of the web?
posted by salmacis at 7:11 AM on March 25, 2010


Best of the web?

Have you seen the web lately?
posted by Pollomacho at 7:15 AM on March 25, 2010 [4 favorites]


C'mon folks, "Glanstingles" is pretty funny.
posted by saladin at 7:18 AM on March 25, 2010


I initially thought this was going to be about cows. Now I wish it were about cows wearing the things this is about.
posted by cog_nate at 7:18 AM on March 25, 2010 [2 favorites]


I thought it was going to be about hirsute guys in tank tops with large gold medallions that say "How y'doin'?" and date women that people refer to as Jwoww.
posted by Pollomacho at 7:24 AM on March 25, 2010


There's something nightmarish about this.
posted by swift at 7:26 AM on March 25, 2010


One guy has bought 170 of these? What a goddamned waste of money.
posted by waitingtoderail at 7:32 AM on March 25, 2010 [1 favorite]


Good tag usage, though.
posted by fixedgear at 7:38 AM on March 25, 2010


Names are funny?
posted by clvrmnky at 7:44 AM on March 25, 2010


These aren't even real names? You could get by on picking out jerseys of real players, like Miroslav Satan or Randall Gay.

Anyway, here's an obligatory link about the poor fans of "Gay" players.
posted by King Bee at 7:48 AM on March 25, 2010 [2 favorites]


For those of you who don't want to open this at work: a potato chip tells a lot of shit jokes.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 8:16 AM on March 25, 2010 [1 favorite]




These were definitely LOL-worthy
posted by The Fly at 8:51 AM on March 25, 2010


Reminds me of the Oxford college who raised a bunch of cash for a new eight man rowing boat.

They then named it after the rowing club's supposed benefactor, Dame Elizabeth Swollocks (Betty Swollocks, geddit?).
posted by MuffinMan at 9:14 AM on March 25, 2010


I much prefered the murder weapons post two threads down.
posted by disillusioned at 10:08 AM on March 25, 2010


I think I just got dumber.
posted by sidereal at 10:20 AM on March 25, 2010


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