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April 11, 2010 11:03 AM   Subscribe

Harry Potter and Hermione's Stalker, Harry Potter and the Magic of Puberty. (NSFW-ish)
posted by empath (38 comments total) 7 users marked this as a favorite

 
2-in-1 brain and eye bleach, please.
posted by Decimask at 11:10 AM on April 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


Aiiighh. Mine eyes. Mine ears. Why why why??
posted by umbĂș at 11:36 AM on April 11, 2010


Hahaha.. "I've seen it..."
posted by ReeMonster at 11:36 AM on April 11, 2010


I'm really not sure what you guys expected from the description.
posted by empath at 11:39 AM on April 11, 2010


Evanesco.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:41 AM on April 11, 2010 [2 favorites]


Hahahahaha
posted by threetoed at 11:41 AM on April 11, 2010


Well.
posted by vrakatar at 11:41 AM on April 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


The scientists really need to work on that unseeing thing. That would be great.
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 11:44 AM on April 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


eyebleach.com (NSFW, but in a good (but sexist) way)
posted by furtive at 11:49 AM on April 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


I'm really not sure what you guys expected from the description.

Delights of Shakespearean heights.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:56 AM on April 11, 2010


Better produced than written.
posted by bicyclefish at 12:03 PM on April 11, 2010


This isn't the first time that puberty has come to Hogwarts. But last time, it was a little more...puppety.
posted by ZsigE at 12:18 PM on April 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


The crude juvenile humor didn't bother me, but the high pitched falsetto grated my nerves.
posted by Bonzai at 12:51 PM on April 11, 2010 [3 favorites]


I didn't find them funny, but for the 0 dollar budget these guys are probably operating on, I thought they did a good job blending the footage.
posted by codacorolla at 1:16 PM on April 11, 2010


Yeah. I'm torn - the humor itself did nothing for me, but I thought they did a fantastic job putting themselves in and choosing good clips to use.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 1:29 PM on April 11, 2010 [2 favorites]


Meh. Not bad. But it's no Dirty Potter (WARNING: Absurdly NSFW)
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 1:35 PM on April 11, 2010 [2 favorites]


Not nearly NSFW enough! I know what hunts you.
posted by sneebler at 1:50 PM on April 11, 2010


A rare case of a poor idea executed well?
posted by Authorized User at 1:55 PM on April 11, 2010


Everything is not funnier when you talk in a squeaky voice.
posted by odinsdream at 2:00 PM on April 11, 2010


When the third book came out I downloaded what I thought was a pirated advance copy, only to discover 300 pages in somebody had written a massive long spoof and put in sex, drugs and puberty. It was even done rather well, like a weird alternate reality. (Or maybe that's just me.) Sure enough I read the real copy of the book later and it was entirely different.
posted by yoHighness at 2:06 PM on April 11, 2010


The Number One Way To Get Justinian Not To Read Your Article List:

1) Put a giant close-up picture of your nasty bare feet front and center at the top.
posted by Justinian at 2:32 PM on April 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


the high pitched falsetto grated my nerves

You probably shouldn't watch this Reeves and Mortimer clip then.
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 2:38 PM on April 11, 2010


Nor Brad Neely's take.
posted by Evilspork at 2:59 PM on April 11, 2010 [3 favorites]


So slash fic has made it to Youtube.

Excuse me while I go weep for humanity.
posted by pla at 3:26 PM on April 11, 2010


Dear God you're right - once Youtube falls, what do we have left?
posted by XMLicious at 4:38 PM on April 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


Haha, obviously I posted in the wrong thread. I 'm not crazy! I swear.
posted by Justinian at 5:19 PM on April 11, 2010


These reminded me of this SNL clip with Lindsey Lohan, in her pre crash-and-burn days.
posted by John Smallberries at 5:27 PM on April 11, 2010


Brad Neely's "Wizard People, Dear Reader" is hilarious for all the reasons this isn't.

He produces many a wine-out-of-nowhere spell and is drunk every day before noon.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 5:41 PM on April 11, 2010


I actually found some of the stuff kind of funny. The blending in was really good but the jokes were incredibly juvenile. But stupid can be funny, on occasion.
posted by delmoi at 7:28 PM on April 11, 2010


Dirty Potter

I know what you're thinking, muggle. You're thinking "did he cast six spells or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Phoenix feather wand, twin brother of the Dark Lord's own weapon, and would rip your soul clean out, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
posted by ymgve at 7:45 PM on April 11, 2010 [2 favorites]


I'm stranded behind a truly awful dialup connection right now and will have to watch these later (and oh man, I want to), but I wanted to mention that I recently learned how a (once rather beardy, odd, banjo-obsessed) kid I went to high school with is undergoing gender reassignment.

Which would be a total 'so what' if it wasn't for the fact that he used to talk about making out / having sex with Hermione, send fan letters to Emma Watson, etc. Now, it turns out, he (she, now) isn't just becoming a woman: he's becoming Hermione Granger, the fictional character and woman he loves.
Talk of the films having a serious impact on people.
posted by dunkadunc at 9:08 PM on April 11, 2010


The blending in was really good but the jokes were incredibly juvenile.

You want juvenile? Try replacing "wand" with "wang".

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything."
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"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
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"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
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"He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them."
posted by dunkadunc at 9:42 PM on April 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


he's becoming Hermione Granger

You know, I really want to know how that turned out for him. If it wasn't for the massive invasion of privacy thing...
posted by sodium lights the horizon at 4:23 AM on April 12, 2010


Just a shame Mrs. Gorsky didn't get any that time.
posted by Smedleyman at 12:30 PM on April 12, 2010


These are not good. That affected falsetto voice one of the dubbed-in characters is using probably sounds very funny to the person himself, but it's grating as all fuck.
posted by WCityMike at 1:51 PM on April 14, 2010


They have a new video: Harry Potter. A Gay Slut.
posted by ericb at 8:15 AM on April 16, 2010


Aaaaaand it's already gone due to "terms of use violation".
posted by XMLicious at 12:38 PM on April 16, 2010


Wow ... that was fast!
posted by ericb at 1:17 PM on April 16, 2010


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