more like Popesi Blew. posted by gman at 6:15 AM on April 20, 2010
Because when I'm heading out on the town I want to smell like a virgin who covers up for his buddies when they fuck kids. posted by Silentgoldfish at 6:17 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
Silentgoldfish: "Because when I'm heading out on the town I want to smell like a virgin who covers up for his buddies when they fuck kids."
Now, that's a little over the top.
Do you really think the Pope's a virgin?! posted by misha at 6:22 AM on April 20, 2010 [18 favorites]
Because when I'm heading out on the town I want to smell like a virgin who covers up for his buddies when they fuck kids.
That's the fragrance under development "John Paul II."
Makes you smell like a saint even if you stink to high heavens. posted by three blind mice at 6:32 AM on April 20, 2010
And Meta in 5.......4.......3.......2.... posted by nevercalm at 6:33 AM on April 20, 2010
Come on, people. Smells like teen holy spirit. posted by emelenjr at 6:34 AM on April 20, 2010 [4 favorites]
I dont' know anyone who wants to smell like 1878 posted by stormpooper at 6:35 AM on April 20, 2010
I've been using pope on a rope soap for years. posted by schwa at 6:38 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
I smell a Ratzenberger.
Pope, not John. John smells like beer. posted by bwg at 6:41 AM on April 20, 2010
Yes, I'm aware the Pope's name is Ratzinger.
I was playing on the confusion the media had with the actor. posted by bwg at 6:46 AM on April 20, 2010
I smell a Ratzenberger.
Pope, not John. John smells like beer.
Now I'm envisioning a Cheers/College of Cardinals mashup. Except we need Norm to be played by Ratzenberger so that when he walks in they can all yell "Pope!" and then Cliff can ask him how his day went, with an inevitable zinger and hilarious results. (Also, Sam's sex addiction would be with kids and hidden instead of played for laughs.) posted by DU at 6:57 AM on April 20, 2010 [1 favorite]
Wait, I got that backwards, didn't I. posted by norm at 7:02 AM on April 20, 2010
It's the one that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER. posted by Artw at 7:33 AM on April 20, 2010
The Odour of Sanctity.
... so that Thy Church, as the fruit of good works, may unite in giving forth the perfume of the ointment of that flower sprung from the root of Jesse and which is the mystical flower of the field and lily of the valleys, and remain happy without end in eternal glory together with all the saints posted by Phanx at 7:44 AM on April 20, 2010
It's still more interesting than most of the celebrity fragrances out there. Although I could not find any description of the notes on the bottle. Seems like a novelty act to me. posted by medea42 at 8:11 AM on April 20, 2010
60 percent of the time, it works EVERYTIME! posted by soda pop at 9:05 AM on April 20, 2010
Next product: Eau d'Tarkin. So people can recognize your foul stench scent as soon as they're brought on board. posted by hippybear at 9:27 AM on April 20, 2010
Well, I know what to get my dad for Xmas next year.
Shuddup. He'll think it's funny. Then he'll daub it on and demand that people genuflect to him. Which will also be funny. posted by palmcorder_yajna at 10:10 AM on April 20, 2010 [2 favorites]
I thought he was Bavarian. posted by zamboni at 12:02 PM on April 20, 2010
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