Q: I see that you have no secret question on your account.
Q: Do you speak English?
Q: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Q: What is love?
A: Baby don't hurt me, no more.
Q: Every morning for weeks, I've been getting into the office before my coworker and farting on her phone and keyboard as much as I possibly can.
Q: Error 352: Cannot locate cust_ID in database
A: Error 312: strAnswer if Undefinded
Q: What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
A: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Q: What's your name?
A: Fuck you, that's my name. You want to know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai...
Q: Oh, when I was in love with you / Then I was clean and brave, / And miles around the wonder grew / How well did I behave.
A: And now the fancy passes by / And nothing will remain, / And miles around they'll say that I / Am quite myself again.
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