Below is a list showing common drinks sorted by their alcohol to cost ratio
Also, I bet he's drunk right now
Old Buffy came to me one day and asked where he could buy tea. "What d'you want tea for?" I asked. "To drink" he said. "You don't drink tea" I reminded him, "you drink whiskey-and-soda." "No more alcohol for me," said Buffy. "Look what it does to the common earthworm." "But you're not a common earthworm" I said, putting my finger on the flaw in his argument. "I will be if I go on drinking whiskey-and-soda," he said. I begged him not to do anything rash, but he would insist. He ordered in ten pounds of the muck and was dead within the year. Dead as a doornail. Drinking tea had dulled his reactions and he was run over by a hansom cab while crossing Piccadilly.
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