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Liblr "takes the twitter stream and replaces one phrase with another, in the name of fun. The people depicted here did not say these things."
posted by Burhanistan (102 comments total) 12 users marked this as a favorite

 
You can also try it in reverse.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:21 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]


Well, that didn't take long.
posted by GeckoDundee at 9:26 PM on June 15, 2010




omg I had no idea Congress -> Babies would make me crack up so hard.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:33 PM on June 15, 2010 [2 favorites]


Chlamydia out!
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:33 PM on June 15, 2010


grandma
posted by contraption at 9:34 PM on June 15, 2010


Cats -> Jews

why DO Jews smell good?!!?!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:36 PM on June 15, 2010 [2 favorites]


Cynicism.
posted by The Lurkers Support Me in Email at 9:40 PM on June 15, 2010




...which is just fucked up weird. Meanwhile, burning and itching is the new feeling great!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:47 PM on June 15, 2010




finna kill some whiteys
posted by Burhanistan at 9:50 PM on June 15, 2010




REPLACE argue WITH fuck wildly             Do it ->
posted by not_on_display at 9:54 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]


You probably knew this already, but oldsters fuckin' is the new CSI.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:55 PM on June 15, 2010




Based on an unfortunate mishearing
posted by mhum at 9:57 PM on June 15, 2010




Too obvious?
posted by Burhanistan at 9:58 PM on June 15, 2010








#booksthatchangedmyworld "Scientology" [【R∈TW∈∈T】 if it changed yours too ]
posted by not_on_display at 10:06 PM on June 15, 2010














The Apple Newton. It's back, baby.

Michael Pollan and Homer Simpson. The first one fits well.

Sex and the City 2 is the new Marmaduke. No wait - strike that, reverse it.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 10:24 PM on June 15, 2010




This thing triggers a very dangerous reward circuit in my brain.
posted by contraption at 10:32 PM on June 15, 2010 [2 favorites]








OK, which of you chuckleheads replaced "hipsters" with "mefites?"
posted by lekvar at 10:49 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]




They don't sanitize their input all that well (copy and paste link):

http://liblr.com/welcome?replace=RT &replacement=<a href="javascript:alert('interesting xss potential')">click me</a>
posted by kurumi at 10:57 PM on June 15, 2010










Cute, sure, but "liblr" is a terrible name. I'll grant that it's an ironic expansion on the flickr/tumblr approach, but if you're going to omit more vowels than you leave in, you should probably start from a base that doesn't resemble both "labeler" and "liberal".
posted by jsnlxndrlv at 1:18 AM on June 16, 2010


This is the best thing on the Internet today.
posted by sciurus at 5:21 AM on June 16, 2010


OK, which of you chuckleheads replaced "hipsters" with "mefites?"

that would be jessamyn
posted by namewithoutwords at 6:05 AM on June 16, 2010


you should probably start from a base that doesn't resemble both "labeler" and "liberal".
And you really shouldn't have a website dedicated to misattributed statements that starts from a base of "libeler".

But it's pretty hilarious.
posted by Lemurrhea at 6:09 AM on June 16, 2010


beans is the new beans, inspired by kurumi... (copy and paste link, might not work in IE)

http://liblr.com/welcome?replace=beans%20&replacement=beans%3Cscript%3E$%28%27img%27%29.attr%28%27src%27,%20%27http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/525356/2/istockphoto_525356_plate_of_beans.jpg%27%29;%3C/script%3E
posted by oulipian at 6:16 AM on June 16, 2010


jsnlxndrlv: Actually the name is a pun in several directions. Mad Libs, Libel, Flickr/Tumblr/etc. Plus it sounds like a mumble.

I still think it's funny.

Anyway, it's my site, and I am pretty happy to see it on the blue.
posted by zerolives at 6:19 AM on June 16, 2010 [6 favorites]


Awesome site, zerolives!
posted by sciurus at 6:33 AM on June 16, 2010


This makes the Tea Party talk sense.
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:49 AM on June 16, 2010


Replace homosexuals with any paraphilia, and suddenly you realize how stupid and arbitrary the debate is.
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:56 AM on June 16, 2010


Topical.
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:00 AM on June 16, 2010




> Anyway, it's my site, and I am pretty happy to see it on the blue.

Fun site, zerolives!

Or should I say im not surprise,but a shawty with a awesome website sometime look so hot
posted by Burhanistan at 7:24 AM on June 16, 2010









about to head to bed so I won't be covered in bees again

posted by contraption


"ttyl everyone running covered in bees"
Can't stop laughing.
posted by Toothless Willy at 7:55 AM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]






I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
posted by Metroid Baby at 8:16 AM on June 16, 2010




New from a few moments ago: mefi loves lady gaga Is The New i love lady gaga.
posted by yiftach at 8:38 AM on June 16, 2010


Love -> Want to punch made me smile.
posted by thekilgore at 8:43 AM on June 16, 2010


Heh, I was thinking the opposite direction.
posted by empath at 8:44 AM on June 16, 2010


Gah - I am addicted! Mom -> Dick!
posted by thekilgore at 8:54 AM on June 16, 2010


RT @CellUnlocknet: Everyone please say a prayer for a 17 year old cousin of mine that got hit by a Peace Treaty between the Holy Roman Emperor and the King of France and their respective Allies. In the name of the most holy and individual Trinity: Be it known to all, and every one whom it may concern, or to whom in any manner it may belong, That for many Years past, Discords and Civil Divisions being stir’d up in the Roman Empire, which increas’d to such a degree, that not only all Germany, but also the neighbouring Kingdoms, and France particularly, have been involv’d in the Disorders of a long and cruel War: And in the first place, between the most Serene and most Puissant Prince and Lord, Ferdinand the Second, of famous Memory, elected Roman Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburgh, the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and Teck, Prince of Suabia, Count of Hapsburg, Tirol, Kyburg and Goritia, Marquiss of the Sacred Roman Empire, Lord of Burgovia, of the Higher and Lower Lusace, of the Marquisate of Slavonia, of Port Naon and Salines, with his Allies and Adherents on one side; and the most Serene, and the most Puissant Prince, Lewis the Thirteenth, most Christian King of France and Navarre, with his Allies and Adherents on the other side. And after their Decease, between the most Serene and Puissant Prince and Lord, Ferdinand the Third, elected Roman Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburg, of the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and Teck, Prince of Suabia, Count of Hapsburg, Tirol, Kyburg and Goritia, Marquiss of the Sacred Roman Empire, Burgovia, the Higher and Lower Lusace, Lord of the Marquisate of Slavonia, of Port Naon and Salines, with his Allies and Adherents on the one side; and the most Serene and most Puissant Prince and Lord, Lewis the Fourteenth, most Christian King of France and Navarre, with his Allies and Adherents on the other side: from whence ensu’d great Effusion of Christian Blood, and the Desolation of several Provinces. and is in the coma since Sunday :(
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:11 AM on June 16, 2010


Burhanistan: "Without fail, it rains the day after I shave my ball sac."

"About to go shave my ball sac in some shorts... #plussize seduction LOL"

Can't... stop... giggling...
posted by brundlefly at 9:12 AM on June 16, 2010


I am stunned at how much giggling I can get out of a simple "did laundry" -> "fucked mom" replacement.
posted by Greg Nog at 9:15 AM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


Click on unicorns.

This is too fun.

http://bit.ly/9NMR4G
posted by kzin602 at 9:19 AM on June 16, 2010






I'm so hooked on these.

Katy Perry is hotter than lady Augusta Gregory
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 10:41 AM on June 16, 2010


lady what?
posted by empath at 10:43 AM on June 16, 2010
















(pecker warts are really an endless well)
posted by Burhanistan at 12:31 PM on June 16, 2010






Oh man, changing "bitches" to "elder care nurses" provides a shocking glimpse into an alternate reality in which elder care nurses are straight-up triflin'
posted by Greg Nog at 1:28 PM on June 16, 2010


Oh man, changing "bitches" to "elder care nurses" provides a shocking glimpse into an alternate reality in which elder care nurses are straight-up triflin'

#iconfess i dnt have patients for dumb elder care nurses

Once again the internet fails its way to success.
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 1:43 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]




fucked mom but forgot to wash all the shirts I got at WWDC. #laundryfail

I mean, there was a $20 bill smushed in there, probably been there since before the last time I fucked mom. Gross, but also awesome.

Now I have to put up clothes from when I fucked mom on sunday.

Yesterday he was just hanging out on the dryer while I fucked mom.


* dies of laughter *
posted by yhbc at 1:50 PM on June 16, 2010


Also, chocolate chocolate chip pecker warts.
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 1:51 PM on June 16, 2010


World cup controversy according to Freud
posted by DaRiLo at 2:28 PM on June 16, 2010




Just had brain surgery :)
posted by yhbc at 2:35 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]










This is so childish...
posted by him at 3:20 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


Speaking of colostomy bags....

I am soooo ready to stuff my colostomy bag until I can't move.
i wanna punch you in the colostomy bag!
@Rachel_Cuddy Oh, no. I think cookie thinks my colostomy bag is food.

just had a colostomy bag to colostomy bag talk with my dad. i was trying so hard not to cry:') idk why i'm such an emotional person.
posted by blue_beetle at 5:46 PM on June 16, 2010




Let's see if they notice.
posted by potch at 12:35 AM on June 17, 2010 [2 favorites]






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