Explicit writings you should not read at work or anywhere else you can could into trouble for reading extremely explicit blog posts

June 22, 2010 10:48 AM

Not Safe For Work writings by Chelesa G. Summers are below the fold.

She writes on personal things such as nasty cats and gorgeous dogs and the pain of exercising, but mostly she writes about sex. In all sorts of ways, she writes about sex and related subjects, such as being the girlmeat in a boybread sandwich, the thrill of oral sex and deep throating, the pang of missing a lover, tender roughness wrapped in love, the joy of big fake tits, grammatology of fucking, a grey area between consent and protest (may have triggers for some) and just how well a reader can really know a person who writes about these subjects.

More can found at her blog, Pretty Dumb Things.

posted by Brandon Blatcher (11 comments total)

that threesome story is pretty good, getting bored in the middle cause the guys are two into each other is just ..hilarious.
posted by The Whelk at 10:54 AM on June 22, 2010

I wanted to like it but it was just boring. I guess sometimes I'd rather just do stuff than read about it.
posted by emhutchinson at 11:03 AM on June 22, 2010

Oh, awesome! I love it when poor web design, mundane stories and abyssmal writing coalese into one big bolus. It really helps me think about what's going on in my throat.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:14 AM on June 22, 2010 [7 favorites]

Dull as a mannequin.
posted by Burhanistan at 11:22 AM on June 22, 2010

Wow. Really, me-fi?

This is certainly not all that bad. A girl likes sex, and likes to blog about it. This is pretty much what the internet was created for.

Her observations about setting up the threesome were pretty spot-on (if the experiences of some of my peers are anything to go on.) And the tension between involved interest and lust is basically at the heart of every profane thought we might have.

So, yes: just a blog, and it is just as good and bad as any other blog.
posted by clvrmnky at 11:39 AM on June 22, 2010

Lady, i will touch you with my mind.
Touch you and touch and touch
until you give
me suddenly a smile, shyly obscene

(lady i will
touch you with my mind. )Touch
you, that is all,

lightly and you utterly will become
with infinite care

the poem which i do not write.

by E. E. Cummings.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:42 AM on June 22, 2010

MetaFilter: just as good and bad as any other blog

just... doesn't have the same ring to it...
posted by LogicalDash at 12:07 PM on June 22, 2010

It's morning, seven o'clock, you at my clinic
It's me your orthopedic, gynecologist
You looking pretty and fine, go ahead, blow my mind
Girl what's wrong, come here let me take a look
You say you got burnt, your man shoulda wore a rubber
What type of partners you have, and who's your first lover
He never turned you around, showed you doggystyle
We got some things in common, honey lets talk awhile
Did he lick you there, percolate your atmosphere
I got a mask at home, boots and some leather gear
How about me and you in black, I'm hitting from the back
Tail in my face and all juicy brown booty
I'm the master lovin splits let me do my duty

Girl let me touch you
Girl let me touch you there I wanna feel you
(Can you tell me what's wrong)
Girl let me touch you there...
Girl let me touch you there I wanna feel you
(Can you tell me what's wrong)
posted by basicchannel at 12:48 PM on June 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

Not bad writing, but her website's design is just hard enough on the eyes to make me not want to spend much time on it.
posted by antifuse at 12:54 PM on June 22, 2010

When giving out TMI, it should at least be artful.
posted by bonefish at 12:59 PM on June 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

This is a colorful way to put it; I've never thought of it that way:

"I suppose I’m drawn to the rules of language for the same reasons that I’m drawn to sex that has ropes, blindfolds, the sting of floggers and the sweet smell of submission."

I never knew grammar was so... kinky.
posted by chambers at 1:33 PM on June 22, 2010