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August 18, 2010 7:34 PM

This is CTRL+W33D it is a gay weirdness tumblr blog. It is NSFW.
posted by The Whelk (40 comments total)

What is this I don't even
posted by lauratheexplorer at 7:39 PM on August 18, 2010 [3 favorites]

Well... I don't hate it.
posted by codacorolla at 7:42 PM on August 18, 2010

Weirdness, sure. I hope someone enjoys this particular bit of it, cos I certainly didn't.
posted by l2p at 7:45 PM on August 18, 2010

There really are stupider, more clueless, fag jokes out there. Not sure why this one gets Mefi notice.
posted by Some1 at 7:46 PM on August 18, 2010

In the fall of 1847, while exhibiting Gen. Tom Thumb at Saratoga Springs, where the New-York State Fair was then being held, I saw so much intoxication among men of wealth and intellect, filling the highest positions in society, that I began to ask myself the question, What guarantee is there that I may not become a drunkard? I reflected that many wiser and better men than myself had fallen victims to intemperance; and although I was not in the habit of partaking often of strong drink, I was liable to do so whenever I met friends, which in. my travels occurred every day. Hence I resolved to fly the danger, and I pledged myself at that time never again to partake of any kind of spirituous liquors as a beverage.
posted by ourobouros at 7:47 PM on August 18, 2010

which isn't meant to imply that this one isn't stupid or clueless.
posted by Some1 at 7:47 PM on August 18, 2010

I don't think it's a joke. I think it's like any other stream of concious tumblr, except with penises, drugs, and Kids in the Hall youtubes.
posted by codacorolla at 7:48 PM on August 18, 2010

wat
posted by jquinby at 7:50 PM on August 18, 2010

penises, drugs, and Kids in the Hall youtubes.

So we're on the same wavelength here?
posted by The Whelk at 7:51 PM on August 18, 2010 [2 favorites]

I support anything that The Whelk supports, up to and including ... whatever this is.
posted by Azazel Fel at 7:54 PM on August 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

I support anything that The Whelk supports, up to and including ... whatever this is.

And this too!
posted by Mike Mongo at 7:58 PM on August 18, 2010

i'm thirty-six years old and what is this?
posted by loquacious at 7:58 PM on August 18, 2010 [3 favorites]

I'll get back to you when I get new retinas.
posted by jonmc at 8:06 PM on August 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

Needs more twinks.
posted by Houyhnhnm at 8:07 PM on August 18, 2010 [3 favorites]

What's this right here?
posted by nola at 8:18 PM on August 18, 2010

So that's where my celery went.

Is that why they call it tossing salad?
posted by MCMikeNamara at 8:20 PM on August 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

I remember my first beer.
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:21 PM on August 18, 2010

Queer the Pitch can be fun, sometimes (but too much smoking, and not as weird).
posted by Nabubrush at 8:23 PM on August 18, 2010

Wait, I get it. It's like the gay Collective Unconscious. It's a quantum-scale chaotic wasteland filled with our innermost shared thoughts. And you go there when you die.

Brilliant.
posted by Azazel Fel at 8:25 PM on August 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

Does exactly what it says on the tin!
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:25 PM on August 18, 2010

And I thought my tumblr was random. It's just bizarre to go from NSFW to Awww.
posted by desjardins at 8:26 PM on August 18, 2010

Pepsi Blue! (again, NSFW)
posted by desjardins at 8:28 PM on August 18, 2010

I like to thing the link sounds like this
posted by The Whelk at 8:30 PM on August 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

Wow.

That's a whole stalk of celery.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 8:41 PM on August 18, 2010 [3 favorites]

something something tossed salad something something
posted by The Whelk at 8:45 PM on August 18, 2010 [1 favorite]

FUCKING RAD
posted by sanko at 8:45 PM on August 18, 2010

Not sure if the Rocky Horror title actually fits here. But hey. as long as it doesn't cause a murder.

For those who might get angry at my comment, it's a Frank Zappa reference.
posted by Splunge at 8:57 PM on August 18, 2010

Yep, that's NSFW alright.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:08 PM on August 18, 2010

Don't be mad because he's rad.
posted by salvia at 10:33 PM on August 18, 2010

This is what the internet is actually supposed to be like.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 11:11 PM on August 18, 2010 [3 favorites]

These people are wonderful.
posted by gregography at 1:16 AM on August 19, 2010

I've been really craving a Bloody Mary lately but I think maybe I'll make sangria instead.
posted by A Terrible Llama at 2:35 AM on August 19, 2010

This is phenomenal.
posted by andoatnp at 3:11 AM on August 19, 2010

I read this for an hour
posted by dave99 at 4:45 AM on August 19, 2010

I was all ready to come in here (HA) with a celery joke, but I see y'all have beaten me to it. So, um…how about that there tumblr pr0n, eh?
posted by LMGM at 5:29 AM on August 19, 2010

aka Cyberstalking.
posted by applemeat at 6:32 AM on August 19, 2010 [1 favorite]

Sorry, but, apparently, based on my comments, I

(A) only noticed on picture
(B) am 12 years old.

But I still have another celery joke:

This is why you probably shouldn't have a salad at a dinner party hosted by a meth addict.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 6:58 AM on August 19, 2010

It is a little hard to read but this is the best thing ever.

why do bears wear cargo shorts?????

BECAUSE OUR OPPRESSIVE SOCIETY IMPOSES A BINARY-GENDER SYSTEM THAT DICTATES SOCIAL NORMS THAT SAY MEN SHOULDN’T CARRY PURSES. BEARS HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO CARRY AND MANY RESORT TO THE SOCIALLY-REPELANT CARGO SHORT AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO CARRYING ALL THEIR THINGS IN THEIR BIG FURRY ARMS.

“IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT A LADY DO REQUIRE A PURSE”

posted by The Devil Tesla at 7:41 AM on August 19, 2010 [8 favorites]

I've been following this for a few weeks, since the good folks at Butt Magazine promoted it. It's pretty great for randomnness and novelty. The last week has been kind of thin, but see the Butt link above for some examples of it in its prime.

I love the whole Tumblr image curation thing. It doesn't ask much, but gives so many random, interesting views into the world.
posted by Nelson at 7:49 AM on August 19, 2010

Oh hey we got noticed
posted by The Whelk at 6:38 PM on August 25, 2010