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is chatroulette still around????
posted by HuronBob at 6:36 PM on October 10, 2010


You know, I don't know. I assume so. From to creator's comments: this video was filmed over a 4 day period. i spent over 20 hours on chatroulette to get these reactions & about 90% of those 20 hours was nothing but penis.

I think that's about 18 hours of penis if I am doing my math correctly.
posted by cjorgensen at 6:40 PM on October 10, 2010 [3 favorites]


Just what Chatroulette needed: More peacock.
posted by Sys Rq at 6:40 PM on October 10, 2010


Beautiful. A+++++.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:42 PM on October 10, 2010 [1 favorite]


Chatroulette obviously isn't dead. Lovely plumage!
posted by maudlin at 6:44 PM on October 10, 2010 [2 favorites]


Whatever. Wake me when someone does a Happy Flowers Chatroulette.
posted by NoMich at 6:45 PM on October 10, 2010 [4 favorites]


I think that's about 18 hours of penis if I am doing my math correctly.
Your math is right but I think something else might be off - you're supposed to call the doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours.
posted by sanko at 6:45 PM on October 10, 2010


Talk about a mashup! THIS is what the series of tubes was made for. Exactly what good old Timmy Berners Lee had in mind for sure! I love it.
posted by nickrussell at 6:53 PM on October 10, 2010 [3 favorites]


is chatroulette still around????

My guess is that chatroulette will be around for as long as there are people who enjoy showing their junk to random people on the net and vice versa.
posted by spitefulcrow at 6:54 PM on October 10, 2010


Holy fucking hell this song is horrible
posted by Dia Nomou Nomo Apethanon at 6:58 PM on October 10, 2010 [12 favorites]


He's a wonderful dancer.
posted by zephyr_words at 6:59 PM on October 10, 2010 [2 favorites]


The best things about this are angrily horrified man at 0:48 and peacock struttin' guy at 3:23.
posted by koeselitz at 7:03 PM on October 10, 2010


HAHAH IS THAT A WIG THAT MALE HUMAN IS WEARING
posted by fire&wings at 7:07 PM on October 10, 2010 [2 favorites]


My god. I've never heard that song before. It's is unbelievably terrible. I never imagined a song could be that bad. Please tell me this is not a hit and I will not be listening to Muzak interpretations while buying groceries in my old age.

Liked the video, though.
posted by dobbs at 7:13 PM on October 10, 2010 [1 favorite]


I fave is at about 2:22. From his position in bed & his shirtlessness, I'm thinking he was hoping for a whole different sort of peacock.
posted by Windigo at 7:16 PM on October 10, 2010


MY fave. Sigh.
posted by Windigo at 7:16 PM on October 10, 2010


Wow, the Katy Perry and elmo video made me rethink my position on her.

That video was awesome because, well jesus in a purple with and a bikini singing about wangs is great.

however, katy perry, that song sucks so much, 1000 elmo videos cannot undo that.
posted by djduckie at 7:17 PM on October 10, 2010


So that's what Cat Stevens has been up to all these years.
posted by digsrus at 7:18 PM on October 10, 2010 [6 favorites]


That's the song they should've used on Sesame Street.
posted by Burhanistan at 7:25 PM on October 10, 2010


I think my favorites are the guy-girl couples, where the guy is the main one and the girl is slightly off-center. Their presence on Chatroulette seems so random. I get why the dorm rooms are in there, and the shirtless guys with their hands down their pants. But what kind of date did Bob take Sally on, that now the two of them are sitting around on Chatroulette?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:32 PM on October 10, 2010 [7 favorites]


This makes me so happy. I enjoy seeing the huge variety of people in these chat roulette videos.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 7:33 PM on October 10, 2010


This is great!
posted by santaslittlehelper at 7:34 PM on October 10, 2010


I found a video of Katy Perry performing this song on Letterman, and the first "suggested" video on the sidebar was "...and I'm a Mormon". IT JUST GETS STRANGER AND STRANGER.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:35 PM on October 10, 2010


"jesus in a purple with and a bikini singing about wangs"

wut
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 7:37 PM on October 10, 2010


Alright, which one of you bastards is going to explain to my boss tomorrow why I'm going around muttering, "I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock, cock"?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:41 PM on October 10, 2010 [5 favorites]


I wonder what it would be like sharing a room with this guy in college.
posted by I Foody at 7:45 PM on October 10, 2010


I'll explain it!

"It's because of a video she saw on the internet."
posted by Sys Rq at 7:46 PM on October 10, 2010


Marketing made sure that the subtext was understood even in non native-English markets.
Or maybe supertext is a more appropriate term here.
posted by joost de vries at 8:00 PM on October 10, 2010 [1 favorite]


In Hell you get to choose whether to listen to this or My Humps for eternity.
posted by fleetmouse at 8:02 PM on October 10, 2010 [10 favorites]


Oi, what's with you kids today getting a choice? In my level of hell you're forced to listen to "I Gotta Feeling". And like it.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 8:10 PM on October 10, 2010


ThePinkSuperhero: " But what kind of date did Bob take Sally on, that now the two of them are sitting around on Chatroulette?"

I came in to ask this very question. Additional question: large groups of people watching chatroulette - is it funny to hang out with your friends and see a bunch of penises on the Internet? Is this something I would need friends to understand?
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 8:13 PM on October 10, 2010 [2 favorites]


what's with you kids today getting a choice?

It increases the horror that much more knowing you did it to yourself after five billion tera-eons of lovely lady lumps.
posted by fleetmouse at 8:29 PM on October 10, 2010


But what kind of date did Bob take Sally on, that now the two of them are sitting around on Chatroulette?

So, Sally... do you like gladiator movies?
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:38 PM on October 10, 2010 [1 favorite]


Sorry, Jesus in a purple wig and a bikini singing about wangs.
posted by djduckie at 8:58 PM on October 10, 2010


Here is a hairy man in a bikini vigorously thrusting his pelvis everywhere. So why am I much more creeped out by the numerous shirtless men lying down in dim, greenish light?
posted by dgaicun at 9:09 PM on October 10, 2010 [8 favorites]


Random guy doing random awesome on the Internet for shits and giggles. It's what life is all about...

Excellent work, fella!
posted by benzo8 at 9:11 PM on October 10, 2010


In Hell you get to choose whether to listen to this or My Humps for eternity.

No -- in hell you get to choose between "My Humps" and "Boom Boom Pow."
posted by blucevalo at 9:12 PM on October 10, 2010 [2 favorites]


No -- in hell you get to choose between "My Humps" and "Boom Boom Pow."

no, in hell, you get to pick any video you want and they all lead to this
posted by pyramid termite at 9:47 PM on October 10, 2010 [1 favorite]


but seriously folks, wasn't it worth columbus instituting the genocide of a whole continent so we could all sit comfortably in our american homes and listen to katy perry beg to see our peacocks?

i think they call that western privilege or something
posted by pyramid termite at 9:50 PM on October 10, 2010


No -- in hell you get to choose between "My Humps" and "Boom Boom Pow."

You chose... poorly.
posted by benzenedream at 11:09 PM on October 10, 2010 [1 favorite]


"Like all visionaries, he spoke the truth. And no matter how comfortable we think we are with the truth, it always comes as a profound shock when we’re forced to meet it face-to-face."

- Scorsese regarding this video*

*Kubrick
posted by basicchannel at 11:15 PM on October 10, 2010


Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
posted by Taft at 11:45 PM on October 10, 2010


He has taken the two most horrible things in the world and made them into something AWESOME.


It's called magic.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:16 AM on October 11, 2010 [2 favorites]


:50 - DO NOT WANT
2:18 - DO NOT WANT
2:38 - DO NOT WANT
2:42 - NOT SURE IF WANT
posted by louche mustachio at 1:46 AM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


(I did not spend the last half hour watching this.



That's what I need to tell myself.)
posted by louche mustachio at 1:49 AM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


Here is a hairy man in a bikini vigorously thrusting his pelvis everywhere. So why am I much more creeped out by the numerous shirtless men lying down in dim, greenish light?

Because "a hairy man in a bikini [and a purple wig, to be fair] vigorously thrusting his pelvis everywhere" has the potential to be awesome. "shirtless men lying down in dim, greenish light" significantly less so, although I would rule nothing out. It is a large world.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:24 AM on October 11, 2010


I'm sorry to do this but this is what you don't want to be on auto loop in hell.

(If you value your sanity, do not click. If you don't then more info here.)
posted by i_cola at 5:22 AM on October 11, 2010 [4 favorites]


Come on baby let me see...

i spent over 20 hours on chatroulette to get these reactions & about 90% of those 20 hours was nothing but penis


File under "be careful what you ask for."
posted by drlith at 5:42 AM on October 11, 2010 [2 favorites]


I'm sorry to do this but this is what you don't want to be on auto loop in hell.

My god. I was going to make another joking comment about what song not to use... but jesus, I just couldn't watch that. At all. Ugh. You win.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 6:19 AM on October 11, 2010


cannot be unseen
posted by hangashore at 8:41 AM on October 11, 2010


BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER. EVER.
posted by ErikaB at 10:29 AM on October 11, 2010


:50
2:18
2:38
2:42
posted by louche mustachio at 10:37 AM on October 11, 2010 [2 favorites]


I'm sorry to do this but this is what you don't want to be on auto loop in hell.

Oh. My. I'm not sure if I'm glad I saw that or not.

The children's choir 69bpm version.
posted by mrgrimm at 10:54 AM on October 11, 2010


I just watched that Fast Food Rockers thing, and now I'm just kind of sitting here in a daze, wondering whether live is worth living. So, uh, yeah, auto loop in hell.
posted by davejay at 10:54 AM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


If U Seek Amy is looking like a work of genius subtletly by comparison. This video's kind of fun, though.

But unless there were releases I don't know about, didn't the video maker just kind of out a bunch of those shirtless reclined guys as, well, shirtless reclined guys who hang out on chatroulette, which is maybe something they wouldn't want the world to know about?
posted by Zed at 10:58 AM on October 11, 2010


I think if you hang around shirtless in front of a webcam connected to a service which you know will connect with and show your image on a random computer somewhere in the world - well, you've already outed yourself really, haven't you? I'm not sure there's any expectation of privacy you could legitimately claim.
posted by benzo8 at 11:14 AM on October 11, 2010 [3 favorites]


> well, you've already outed yourself really, haven't you? I'm not sure there's any expectation of privacy you could legitimately claim.

In fairness, that should depend on the ToS of whatever website you're using. I'm not going to wade around ChatRoullette to find out if there's such a thing in place, however.
posted by Burhanistan at 11:16 AM on October 11, 2010


We're specifically talking about ChatRoulette here, surely? As far as I can tell, they have no ToS (at least easily available), and just the following on the front page:

Rules: 16+, stay fully clothed

So the outed guys are already themselves in breach of the ChatRoulette rules...
posted by benzo8 at 11:30 AM on October 11, 2010


He's also done Lady Gaga's Telephone.
posted by Evilspork at 2:05 PM on October 11, 2010 [1 favorite]


After several studies, it occurs to me that this fellow practices the same outrageous mugging Katy Perry does.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 4:32 AM on October 12, 2010


For those unfortunate enough to have watched the Fast Food Rockers video: A palate cleanser.

(If the taste of value-priced artificial Ween substitute is not to your liking, then you might want to wash that down with this.)
posted by Sys Rq at 9:08 AM on October 12, 2010 [2 favorites]


If the taste of value-priced artificial Ween substitute is not to your liking

So I could have sworn there was a Ween song about going through a drive-thru (no, I'm not thinking of The Descendents), but I can't remember the name or album. (God Ween Satan or The Pod?)
posted by mrgrimm at 10:05 AM on October 12, 2010


Oh man, that's comedy gold. He's hilarious on his own and the reactions make it even funnier. If I'd heard that song in isolation I'd have complained about how dumb it is, but this video totally justifies its existence.
posted by w0mbat at 11:36 PM on October 12, 2010


My husband noticed this guy owns a lot of bikinis! So we counted- 5. With some special white top for the chicken sequence. That's a lot! And they all fit so well? Imagine being the salesperson on that sale?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:47 PM on October 13, 2010


Imagine being the salesperson on that sale?

Believe me, it happens every day.
posted by mrgrimm at 11:18 AM on October 14, 2010


YouTube took it down! Shame on them!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:03 AM on November 6, 2010


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