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December 21, 2010 6:18 PM   Subscribe

DANCING ALONE TO PONY (somewhat NSFW due to solitary bumping and grinding)
posted by oinopaponton (25 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite

 
For context: Ginuwine's one-hit-wonder "Pony"
posted by grabbingsand at 6:23 PM on December 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


I don't get this, but I watched some of the videos while I was listening to Girl Talk's Jump On Stage, which made it pretty cool.
posted by elmer benson at 6:24 PM on December 21, 2010


Also, I had the sudden hope that they were dancing to Tom Waits' Pony.

Alas...
posted by elmer benson at 6:26 PM on December 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


This is so exactly what the internet is for.
posted by ND¢ at 6:27 PM on December 21, 2010 [8 favorites]


Those dudes that humped the ottoman really left an impression.
posted by Max Power at 6:27 PM on December 21, 2010


Max Power: Those dudes that humped the ottoman really left an impression.

Reupholstering it was a nightmare.
posted by Kattullus at 6:31 PM on December 21, 2010


Any fool can dance alone to pony. It takes effort to coordinate your wardrobe.
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 7:01 PM on December 21, 2010


Good god but this cries out for a sync-up mega edit.
posted by cortex at 7:05 PM on December 21, 2010


As soon as a mod comes along this post is...oh.

Seriously, if someone told me I would watch a man having sex with a rug when I got up today I would have stayed in bed!
posted by cjorgensen at 7:09 PM on December 21, 2010


These videos are hilarious, but for the ultimate dry humping of inanimate objects video, this is the winner of them all.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 7:13 PM on December 21, 2010


Seriously, if someone told me I would watch a man having sex with a rug

I would have married them. Take note ladies.
posted by josher71 at 7:27 PM on December 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


...Girl Talk's Jump On Stage...

Hmmm... think I liked it more when it was called Sour Times (even though the video begins with a supremely bad chess move)... and I've just been reminded of how silly cool this video is.
posted by kaibutsu at 7:33 PM on December 21, 2010


That kid cracks me up"Awesome sexual intercourse with your loved ones"

This is why I never allow myself to be photographed, or recorded in any way. One day they kid will be walking into an interview, feeling good, wearing a brand new suit, ready to take on the world. As he shakes the interviewers hand he will notice a look, maybe recognition, maybe shock, come across the interviewers face. He will know, with no doubt "Oh shit, this guy saw me humping shit on the Internet"
posted by Ad hominem at 7:35 PM on December 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


"In February 2009 Ginuwine announced he has eight children total with four different women"

o_0
posted by melissam at 7:36 PM on December 21, 2010


new shit for 2011
posted by Ad hominem at 7:43 PM on December 21, 2010


Sony is paying this person, right?
posted by unknowncommand at 7:44 PM on December 21, 2010


I was thinking about the same video, MaryDellamorte. And I actually laughed at a YouTube comment posted on that one:

"You better hide your couch, hide your chair, hide your couch, hide your chair.
Because they're rapin all the ottomans out there!"
posted by madamjujujive at 8:10 PM on December 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


These videos are hilarious, but for the ultimate dry humping of inanimate objects video, this is the winner of them all.

I BEG TO DIFFER.
posted by honeydew at 8:18 PM on December 21, 2010 [6 favorites]


That is a pretty awesome video, honeydew!
posted by MaryDellamorte at 8:25 PM on December 21, 2010


These videos are hilarious, but for the ultimate dry humping of inanimate objects video, this is the winner of them all.

How about this one?
posted by dead cousin ted at 8:58 PM on December 21, 2010


The turtle is precious.

Also, I now understand how the ottoman empire ended. Happily
posted by Forktine at 9:17 PM on December 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


I wonder why people post videos of themselves doing silly things to YouTube, but don't take like 7 seconds to kick their dirty laundry out of view or shut the closet door.
posted by Burhanistan at 11:05 PM on December 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


I thought it was the "Pony" that we used to do back in American Bandstand days. It was a fun dance with hopping up and down and pony tail bouncing.

Look in around 55 second mark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_W4TMkG6fI
posted by Tullyogallaghan at 8:21 AM on December 22, 2010


I DIDN'T KNOW TURTLES MAKE NOISE EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT NOW
posted by functionequalsform at 10:57 AM on December 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


These videos are hilarious, but for the ultimate dry humping of inanimate objects video, this is the winner of them all.

Clearly you have never seen Handsome Richard's Late Night Phosphate.
posted by Evilspork at 2:22 PM on December 22, 2010 [3 favorites]


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