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People still listen to Rush Limbaugh? People still watch football? Will wonders never cease? Not that I watch, but they should bring back Dennis Miller. I mean, what could it hurt? "Between Rush Limbaugh and myself, he's the fatter, louder and richer one. Otherwise, we're just two disingenuous egomaniacs who'd rather hobnob with the pompous and powerful than scrutinize them... Despite grudging acceptance by some conservatives, I'm not all that funny anymore. When I'm the only one laughing at my jokes, it's usually because half the audience doesn't understand me and the other half doesn't really like me - kinda like when I was on Monday Night Football." My kinda guy!« Older Ever been to a good old fashioned Pig Roast? (This... | The On-Line Picasso Project... Newer »
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Related: Things you'd never say to Rush Limbaugh (it's at the top of the page). Just because, you know, when confronted with shallow observations, it's usually best to fire some back, or something... (it's worth it for the roseanne joke).
(sorry for the format error: I shortened the post and apparently missed the breaks at the end. Hopefully Matt gets a chance to shore that up.)
posted by The God Complex at 12:23 AM on October 2, 2003