*The Allied team has won the game!*

July 23, 2005 9:12 AM

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES -- If World War II were a multiplayer real-time strategy game.
posted by brain_drain (39 comments total)

ROFLcopter
posted by Balisong at 9:24 AM on July 23, 2005

benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows

[Nice]
posted by bugbread at 9:25 AM on July 23, 2005

I am mildly embarassed by how much I laughed at that.
posted by InnocentBystander at 9:25 AM on July 23, 2005

Roosevelt joins in second? I don't think so. He needs to give the other players (including the absent *Mackenzie_King) some time first...
posted by Robot Johnny at 9:30 AM on July 23, 2005

I would have swore to you yesterday that I didn't know any foreign languages. And I guess i still don't.
posted by gagglezoomer at 9:36 AM on July 23, 2005

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

I can completely imagine this happening.
posted by SirOmega at 9:38 AM on July 23, 2005

Besides laughing a lot, I have a strong urge to form nice, robust, complete sentences.
posted by Wolfdog at 9:52 AM on July 23, 2005

Fun.
posted by nj_subgenius at 10:03 AM on July 23, 2005

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!

This made me laugh way too hard. I'm a horrible person for it, I know.
posted by Johnny Assay at 10:17 AM on July 23, 2005

Aw crap, my girl just caught me giggling and asked what I was reading. I don't think I'm ever having sex again.
posted by cedar at 10:29 AM on July 23, 2005

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

For some reason, I thought that was the funniest thing I ever read.
posted by cyphill at 10:44 AM on July 23, 2005

This made me laugh way too hard. I'm a horrible person for it, I know.

No, by far, that was the best part.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 10:54 AM on July 23, 2005

Fly your own roflcopter [Shockwave, Kenny Loggins]
posted by jayCampbell at 11:05 AM on July 23, 2005

Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Brilliant.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 11:07 AM on July 23, 2005

Everything about this was awesome. Great post! Hitler's accidental suicide, the refusal to share nukes, just hilarious!!
posted by jonson at 11:19 AM on July 23, 2005

This is too good for a saturday post.
posted by absalom at 11:21 AM on July 23, 2005

This is awesome.
posted by Foosnark at 11:24 AM on July 23, 2005

Funnier than Schindlers List and Saving Private Ryan combined.

In your FACE spielberg!@!!!!
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 11:33 AM on July 23, 2005

Heh Heh. This is way too good.
posted by Verdant at 11:52 AM on July 23, 2005

none of us are ever getting sex again.

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
posted by filmgeek at 12:32 PM on July 23, 2005

That was excellent, brilliant start for a beautiful day - thanks a million brain drain!

aw, filmgeek you quoted the part I was gonna quote.
Metafilter: none of us are ever getting sex again.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 12:34 PM on July 23, 2005

Ooh, boy. What a wonderful way to start the weekend.
posted by spiderwire at 1:07 PM on July 23, 2005

Genius.
posted by graventy at 1:17 PM on July 23, 2005

So am I the only one who thought this was dorky and lame?
posted by JeffK at 1:29 PM on July 23, 2005

Sorry, JeffK, you're in the minority here. On the other hand, you will be getting sex.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 1:32 PM on July 23, 2005

jeffk stfu l4m3r
posted by Wolfdog at 2:10 PM on July 23, 2005

dorky and lame? teh aewsoem
posted by spiderwire at 2:33 PM on July 23, 2005

This is the guy who wrote it:

http://forum.thoselog.com/index.php?act=Print&client=printer&f=9&t=151
posted by sciatica at 2:44 PM on July 23, 2005

#define META_IRONY "JeffK not liking this post"
posted by effugas at 4:03 PM on July 23, 2005

The War on Terror in UNIX shell
posted by 31d1 at 4:12 PM on July 23, 2005

Heh. The Navajo button.
posted by ODiV at 4:45 PM on July 23, 2005

effugas : "#define META_IRONY 'JeffK not liking this post'"

I debated making a joke to this effect, and now I'm glad I didn't, because you phrased it far better than I would have.
posted by bugbread at 5:10 PM on July 23, 2005

Rocks.
posted by JakeEXTREME at 9:16 PM on July 23, 2005

Hi-larious. But I wish the guy who wrote it had signed his work-- I'm sure this is all over the web by now. Thx to sciatica for linking to his original post.
posted by maryh at 10:59 PM on July 23, 2005

[This is good]
posted by ssmith at 11:14 AM on July 24, 2005

Seeing a whole site in netspeak is eyerolling, (referring to the JeffK site, not the FPP link). I appreciate that language changes and fluctuates, but it seems this is more a long overdrawn joke about bad spelling that lost its humor a handful of years ago. A few words in the right space? I can appreciate that. Shorthand for livechat, no problem. But a static web page full of it? Sheesh.
posted by edgeways at 11:23 AM on July 24, 2005

effugas, that's classic! I didn't even think of that. I'm not that JeffK, BTW (I'm not nearly that l33t).
posted by JeffK at 10:20 AM on July 25, 2005

H I L A R I T Y .
posted by dougunderscorenelso at 2:20 PM on July 25, 2005

No, by far, that was the best part.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 12:54 PM CST on July 23 [!]

Seconded.
posted by COBRA! at 2:48 PM on July 25, 2005