Face Gestures
April 1, 2009 7:01 AM Subscribe
"Today we introduce Face Gestures, a revolutionary technology designed to make interacting with Opera easier on computers with cameras. Face Gestures lets you perform frequent browsing operations with natural and easy to make face gestures."
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John Cleese would like this not to be an April Fools prank.
posted by mannequito at 7:08 AM on April 1, 2009
posted by mannequito at 7:08 AM on April 1, 2009
Are you making an innocent face right now Joe?
also:
At the moment soul-patches crashes the browser and it would refuse to relaunch, we are looking into this problem. Bushmen beards and emo haircuts are not supported.
Ha
posted by Salvor Hardin at 7:09 AM on April 1, 2009 [1 favorite]
also:
At the moment soul-patches crashes the browser and it would refuse to relaunch, we are looking into this problem. Bushmen beards and emo haircuts are not supported.
Ha
posted by Salvor Hardin at 7:09 AM on April 1, 2009 [1 favorite]
Everyone knows this technology is driven by porn. I'm waiting for someone to develop Knob Gestures, for my erotic selection pleasure.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:12 AM on April 1, 2009
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:12 AM on April 1, 2009
So they'll be training the force quit command off people looking at goatse.cx?
posted by jeffburdges at 7:19 AM on April 1, 2009
posted by jeffburdges at 7:19 AM on April 1, 2009
ya know...an april fools prank has to, at the least, be believable for just a second or two before that "aha!" moment... I had this one pegged after the first two words of the FPP...
Joe, you gotta try harder buddy!
posted by HuronBob at 7:26 AM on April 1, 2009
Joe, you gotta try harder buddy!
posted by HuronBob at 7:26 AM on April 1, 2009
Yup. That's funny.
posted by MarshallPoe at 7:32 AM on April 1, 2009
posted by MarshallPoe at 7:32 AM on April 1, 2009
Surely this could go in one of the existing April Fool's threads, no?
Its already in the google one.
posted by 5imian at 7:33 AM on April 1, 2009
Its already in the google one.
posted by 5imian at 7:33 AM on April 1, 2009
Hey, give Joe a break - he wrote that post entirely with his face.
posted by Salvor Hardin at 7:36 AM on April 1, 2009
posted by Salvor Hardin at 7:36 AM on April 1, 2009
I'm waiting for someone to develop Knob Gestures, for my erotic selection pleasure.
You gotta work on your O-face.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:52 AM on April 1, 2009
You gotta work on your O-face.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:52 AM on April 1, 2009
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