Cats are snackers

March 2, 2011 9:55 PM

Facts on cats (and some tips) [slyt]
posted by silby (21 comments total)

This looks like it was produced by a serial killer. I think the narrator's whispering for help at the 2:04 mark.
posted by phaedon at 10:01 PM on March 2, 2011 [3 favorites]

Lick its balls.
posted by five fresh fish at 10:06 PM on March 2, 2011

cat fact: Cats are serial killers that delight in flaunting both evidence and intent. Yet no court in the land will convict them. I blame the pernicious influence of LOLCATS creating a pervasive impression of diminished responsibility.
posted by Sparx at 10:11 PM on March 2, 2011

Given the Internet, I was expecting signs with random "Facts" attached to cats.
posted by mullacc at 10:11 PM on March 2, 2011 [1 favorite]

You forgot to include this video.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 10:11 PM on March 2, 2011 [1 favorite]

Spy on him! Then go dig up the stool...

How about I don't, and say I did.
posted by Xoebe at 10:17 PM on March 2, 2011 [1 favorite]

You forgot to include this video .

Oh man, at 2:35 the cat is all of sudden like, "what the fuck is this crazy lady doing to me now?"
posted by kmz at 10:19 PM on March 2, 2011 [1 favorite]

there was more genital licking than i was expecting. also, one of those facts was about kids, not cats.
posted by mexican at 10:42 PM on March 2, 2011

Metafilter: You don't need a swimming pool for this breast stroking!
posted by NoraReed at 10:43 PM on March 2, 2011

Did I miss a watermark or is this person just blatantly ripping off an everythingisterrible video?
posted by Rhomboid at 10:59 PM on March 2, 2011

More "Facts About Cats"
posted by Joey Michaels at 12:05 AM on March 3, 2011 [1 favorite]

‎Check for discharge and odor is solid advice for many, many situations, or so I have found.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:58 AM on March 3, 2011

What is this I don't even
posted by clvrmnky at 3:50 AM on March 3, 2011

"If I cat is stuck in a trea, don't call the fire department. That can be embarrassing! Call a tree surgeon."

Or you could just open a can of tuna.
posted by misha at 4:48 AM on March 3, 2011

trea? Grar. Too early. Need caffeine.
posted by misha at 4:49 AM on March 3, 2011

Fact: There are 100 ways to love a cat.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:58 AM on March 3, 2011 [2 favorites]

The crazy thing is, I'm wearing the exact same thing as her today.
posted by Keith Talent at 7:50 AM on March 3, 2011

...This is sounding like something I shouldn't watch at work.
posted by maryr at 8:12 AM on March 3, 2011

I almost got sucked into the 100 ways... ALMOST
posted by drmanhattan at 8:29 AM on March 3, 2011 [1 favorite]

I know you all want your own copy of the source video. You're welcome.
posted by aught at 12:42 PM on March 3, 2011

Actually, I'd really like a how-to video to cat massage! Except, from the clips there, it seems like she's more just explaining how to pet a cat, and I'm already a pro at that. I don't need no whisker warnings.
posted by meese at 5:05 AM on March 6, 2011