Regina George would be proud
August 12, 2011 12:22 PM Subscribe
Suri's Burn Book Daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes critiques the wardrobe of other famous children, including her siblings.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Straight-up mockery of people doesn't really go over so well. -- restless_nomad
IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU.
posted by Nomyte at 12:29 PM on August 12, 2011
posted by Nomyte at 12:29 PM on August 12, 2011
A. Celebrity/paparazzi nonsense.
B. Leave the kids out of it.
C. When parodying a funny movie bit, actual funny content should be required.
posted by sageleaf at 12:37 PM on August 12, 2011
B. Leave the kids out of it.
C. When parodying a funny movie bit, actual funny content should be required.
posted by sageleaf at 12:37 PM on August 12, 2011
This is terrible. No, really, this may be the worst post ever on Metafilter.
posted by nathancaswell at 12:38 PM on August 12, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 12:38 PM on August 12, 2011 [5 favorites]
We should totally turn this thread into a burn book about ThePinkSuperhero, you guys!
posted by hincandenza at 12:39 PM on August 12, 2011
posted by hincandenza at 12:39 PM on August 12, 2011
I'm fine with that.
posted by nathancaswell at 12:39 PM on August 12, 2011
posted by nathancaswell at 12:39 PM on August 12, 2011
ThePinkSuperhero is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. DO NOT TRUST HER. She is a fugly slut!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:41 PM on August 12, 2011 [6 favorites]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:41 PM on August 12, 2011 [6 favorites]
I just figured out that Suri Cruise is five. BE CONFUSED IT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMMED TO DO BE CONFUSED
posted by cmoj at 12:42 PM on August 12, 2011
posted by cmoj at 12:42 PM on August 12, 2011
For those confused, this little girl is Suri Cruise.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:44 PM on August 12, 2011
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:44 PM on August 12, 2011
Anyone can buy good taste. I prefer when people dress badly in a really marvelous way, like that . Send me to a website celebrating that kid from a few years ago who dressed in top hats and pink shirts and whatnot, instead of mocking it like some fifth-rate Richard Blackwell, and I will love you forever.
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 12:44 PM on August 12, 2011
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 12:44 PM on August 12, 2011
"Please state the nature of the fashion emergency".
posted by clavdivs at 12:44 PM on August 12, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by clavdivs at 12:44 PM on August 12, 2011 [2 favorites]
I find this in poor taste and of questionable ethics. I suppose the author never got teased as a child for things beyond their control?
posted by Soliloquy at 12:47 PM on August 12, 2011
posted by Soliloquy at 12:47 PM on August 12, 2011
Listen up people. It's mocking the parents, not the kids.
And it's hilarious.
posted by oddman at 12:48 PM on August 12, 2011 [2 favorites]
And it's hilarious.
posted by oddman at 12:48 PM on August 12, 2011 [2 favorites]
OK, I was prepared to hate it, but because it's not written in fake kid-speak, I found it more amusing. And I liked this one:
posted by filthy light thief at 12:48 PM on August 12, 2011
I don’t understand why Kourtney Kardashian will give Mason fringe moccasins, but won’t introduce him to eyebrow wax and smiling.Come on, he's a scowling little kid with impressively bushy eyebrows! What's not to like?
posted by filthy light thief at 12:48 PM on August 12, 2011
Thing is, this doesn't even rag on Suri. It's a fictionalized insult grab bag in her "voice." So, no, this is not as horrible as the reflexive not-gonna-even-click-on-the-link outrage is dying for it to be.
posted by blucevalo at 12:51 PM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by blucevalo at 12:51 PM on August 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
I thought it was pretty funny but then I am sorta buzzed.
posted by BeerFilter at 12:51 PM on August 12, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by BeerFilter at 12:51 PM on August 12, 2011 [3 favorites]
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