MOUSTAIR
November 9, 2011 8:27 AM Subscribe
Yes.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]
so much for sleep
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
Controversial.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [7 favorites]
One day I will sit my children down in front of the family slide machine, turn off the lights and show them slide after slide of me sleeping restfully in bed. They have, of course, never seen that before because as of this moment it was replaced it with constant and non-stop screaming.
posted by griphus at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [21 favorites]
posted by griphus at 8:32 AM on November 9, 2011 [21 favorites]
I think these are 'shopped.
posted by Floydd at 8:33 AM on November 9, 2011 [15 favorites]
posted by Floydd at 8:33 AM on November 9, 2011 [15 favorites]
"Moustachair" sounds like it is pronounced moo-stah-chair. And as far as I can tell moosta this site isn't about chairs.
posted by griphus at 8:37 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by griphus at 8:37 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
I approve.
posted by louche mustachio at 8:40 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by louche mustachio at 8:40 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]
My own moustache just ran off under the sofa and refuses to come out. Thanks.
posted by orme at 8:42 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by orme at 8:42 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]
FINE DO YOU SEE ANY MICE SITTING ON LITTLE CHAIRS HAVING TEA OR A MEETING ABOUT THE Q3 SALES FORECAST?
CASE. CLOSED.
posted by griphus at 8:43 AM on November 9, 2011
CASE. CLOSED.
posted by griphus at 8:43 AM on November 9, 2011
It should be faces all they way down.
posted by srboisvert at 8:45 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by srboisvert at 8:45 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
This could also be the evolutionary justification for male pattern baldness.
posted by srboisvert at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by srboisvert at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
I like to think of busy little businessmice running to and fro with their moustaché cases.
posted by Wolfdog at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2011
posted by Wolfdog at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2011
i just remembered I did something like this before
Self portrait link. Not shooped.
posted by louche mustachio at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011 [4 favorites]
Self portrait link. Not shooped.
posted by louche mustachio at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011 [4 favorites]
flush this to hell
posted by SharkParty at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011
posted by SharkParty at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011
No. You moustn't. You really moustn't.
posted by koeselitz at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by koeselitz at 8:47 AM on November 9, 2011 [3 favorites]
Teach the controversy.
posted by Ad hominem at 8:52 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Ad hominem at 8:52 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
I was expecting these to infinitely regress like in Land O' Lakes butter
posted by boygeorge at 9:00 AM on November 9, 2011
posted by boygeorge at 9:00 AM on November 9, 2011
"Moustachair" sounds like it is pronounced moo-stah-chair.
Why would "mou" be pronounced "moo"?
I moussed a chair once. Made quite a mess. Yessir, quite a mess indeed.
posted by stebulus at 9:11 AM on November 9, 2011
Why would "mou" be pronounced "moo"?
I moussed a chair once. Made quite a mess. Yessir, quite a mess indeed.
posted by stebulus at 9:11 AM on November 9, 2011
Why would "mou" be pronounced "moo"
French. The word is French, and that's how it's pronounced in French. Now let's talk about why everyone insists on calling it a "Mo" in November. WTF?
posted by Hoopo at 9:15 AM on November 9, 2011
French. The word is French, and that's how it's pronounced in French. Now let's talk about why everyone insists on calling it a "Mo" in November. WTF?
posted by Hoopo at 9:15 AM on November 9, 2011
Why would "mou" be pronounced "moo"
Because a "moustache" is not a briefcase made of rodents.
posted by cmoj at 9:19 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
Because a "moustache" is not a briefcase made of rodents.
posted by cmoj at 9:19 AM on November 9, 2011 [1 favorite]
I... there are no words. They should have sent a poet.
Or a barber.
posted by Spatch at 9:25 AM on November 9, 2011
Or a barber.
posted by Spatch at 9:25 AM on November 9, 2011
Because a "moustache" is not a briefcase made of rodents.
No that would be a ratmanteau.
posted by griphus at 9:36 AM on November 9, 2011 [6 favorites]
No that would be a ratmanteau.
posted by griphus at 9:36 AM on November 9, 2011 [6 favorites]
Anything that puts me in mind of this video is not something with which I am okay.
posted by wreckingball at 9:58 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by wreckingball at 9:58 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
Well hell. I wish I'd checked wreckingball's link before I posted.
I mean I wish I hadn't. Sick minds think alike, clearly.
posted by Decani at 10:01 AM on November 9, 2011
I mean I wish I hadn't. Sick minds think alike, clearly.
posted by Decani at 10:01 AM on November 9, 2011
look at this fucking moustache-to-hair deal
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 10:14 AM on November 9, 2011
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 10:14 AM on November 9, 2011
I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that Paul Simon is Art Garfunkel's mustache.
posted by AzraelBrown at 11:15 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by AzraelBrown at 11:15 AM on November 9, 2011 [2 favorites]
Terrific. It reminds me of Humanimals, at least a little bit.
posted by codacorolla at 11:50 AM on November 9, 2011
posted by codacorolla at 11:50 AM on November 9, 2011
Prompted me to shave off my Movember moustache. It was grayer than my top-of-head hair and I couldn't take the risk.
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:28 PM on November 9, 2011
posted by oneswellfoop at 1:28 PM on November 9, 2011
I was expecting these to infinitely regress like in Land O' Lakes butter
Don't forget, you can also cut and past on the butter label...
posted by 445supermag at 7:01 PM on November 9, 2011
Don't forget, you can also cut and past on the butter label...
posted by 445supermag at 7:01 PM on November 9, 2011
This is just stupid. Funny as hell stupid, but really just stupid.
Did I mention that this is stupid?
posted by wallabear at 9:12 PM on November 9, 2011
Did I mention that this is stupid?
posted by wallabear at 9:12 PM on November 9, 2011
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