Just So We're Clear, An Obama-Led United Nations Invasion Of Lubbock, Texas Probably Isn't Likely

August 22, 2012 4:39 PM

Just So We're Clear, An Obama-Led United Nations Invasion Of Lubbock, Texas Probably Isn't Likely When an elected official has to issue a "clarification" stating that they don't think it's likely that President Obama will raise an army of United Nations soldiers to invade the peaceful city of Lubbock, Texas, it's a pretty good sign they should have kept their fool mouth shut in the first place.
posted by expriest (6 comments total)

Can you prove that he wouldn't?
posted by Artw at 4:41 PM on August 22, 2012 [1 favorite]

What in the world? This story is so strange.
posted by sweetkid at 4:45 PM on August 22, 2012

I feel sorry for the person who drifts into Lubbock wearing a blue beanie.
posted by perhapses at 4:45 PM on August 22, 2012

That's just what he wants you to think.
posted by LordSludge at 4:46 PM on August 22, 2012

Blue beanie, mirrorshades and a militaryish looking white SUV. Ask where Uluru can get a soy latte.
posted by Artw at 4:47 PM on August 22, 2012

I just. What? No one wants to invade Texas except for maybe Mexico, and if they promise to keep the tacos flowing I support them wholeheartedly.
posted by elizardbits at 4:48 PM on August 22, 2012