Celebrity workout videos
September 4, 2012 9:33 AM Subscribe
I gotta wonder how much of these are like early muscle mags and nudist mags, are they kinda more grist for the wank bank than "workouts". The milton berl on not so much, but the Marky Mark one that starts with him writhing around in bed? Only one kind of workout anyone ever did to that.
posted by Ad hominem at 10:06 AM on September 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by Ad hominem at 10:06 AM on September 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
Came for Angela Lansbury. Was not disappointed.
On reflection, I need a different verb in that first sentence.
posted by robself at 10:25 AM on September 4, 2012 [10 favorites]
On reflection, I need a different verb in that first sentence.
posted by robself at 10:25 AM on September 4, 2012 [10 favorites]
The shorts on Sally Struthers' walking partner...all I can say.
posted by Isadorady at 10:27 AM on September 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by Isadorady at 10:27 AM on September 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
I gotta wonder how much of these are like early muscle mags and nudist mags, are they kinda more grist for the wank bank than "workouts".
My dad owned a copy of Marla Maples' workout tape...and I never saw him doing aerobics or anything.
posted by Oriole Adams at 10:39 AM on September 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
My dad owned a copy of Marla Maples' workout tape...and I never saw him doing aerobics or anything.
posted by Oriole Adams at 10:39 AM on September 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
Alyssa Milano's massively popular (thanks to pre-internet pedophilia) Teen SteamWouldn't that be ephebophilia? The pedos were all watching Who's the Boss? reruns.
posted by samworm at 10:46 AM on September 4, 2012 [2 favorites]
For those who like their celebrity workout tapes packaged with an extra dose of insanity, check out TV Carnage's last release Let's Work it Out.
posted by Adam_S at 11:13 AM on September 4, 2012
posted by Adam_S at 11:13 AM on September 4, 2012
Their list needs more O.J. Simpson Minimum Maintenance Fitness For Men.
posted by box at 11:30 AM on September 4, 2012
posted by box at 11:30 AM on September 4, 2012
This moment is quite possibly one of the scariest goddamn things I've seen in a long time.
posted by Frobenius Twist at 1:29 PM on September 4, 2012 [8 favorites]
posted by Frobenius Twist at 1:29 PM on September 4, 2012 [8 favorites]
I went to a "Bring the Worst Gift You Can Find For Under $10 Yankee Swap" once. I brought Dan Quayle's autobiography, and my wife (then girlfriend) brought the Regis Philbin and Kathie Lee workout video. Thanks Buck-A-Book in Davis Square!
posted by Rock Steady at 2:12 PM on September 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Rock Steady at 2:12 PM on September 4, 2012 [1 favorite]
Hooray for Mary Hart. Forget her million dollar legs, I could listen to her voice and watch her hair forever. I remember around 1984, I was in an elevator at the Hollywood and Vine Building, the doors opened and Mary Hart walked in with with her husband, she was wearing a couture dress and headed for the nightclub. I have never seen firsthand a more beautiful woman in my life.
posted by charlie don't surf at 4:51 AM on September 5, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by charlie don't surf at 4:51 AM on September 5, 2012 [1 favorite]
That Alyssa Milano video (which I had to skip around in, it was so painful) actually has porn music.
posted by DU at 5:04 AM on September 5, 2012
posted by DU at 5:04 AM on September 5, 2012
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