These outfits look better on it than on me

February 9, 2013 8:06 PM

Menswear Dog models current fashion trends and gives sound advice on what to wear.
posted by rebent (28 comments total)

That dog is really photogenic.
posted by Harpocrates at 8:23 PM on February 9, 2013

I'm now worried that when my boy dogs are asleep, and their paws are moving, that instead of dreaming about chasing squirrels, they're actually dreaming about style-jacking Ryan Gosling.
posted by Dr. Zira at 8:28 PM on February 9, 2013 [11 favorites]

I have nowhere near that amount of facial hair. Not a particularly useful model to tell what would look good on me.

That and he doesn't have a really nicely stiff and perky dorsal fin.
posted by porpoise at 8:32 PM on February 9, 2013 [9 favorites]

These are strangely appealing--I find myself admiring the dog's taste!
posted by Anitanola at 8:35 PM on February 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

That dog sure is foxy.
posted by dersins at 8:46 PM on February 9, 2013 [6 favorites]

Man, I guess all those fundamentalist freaks were right about the connection between gay rights and relationships with dogs. Really didn't see that one coming, but as long as the dogs are sartorially correct, I guess it doesn't really bother me.
posted by kavasa at 9:00 PM on February 9, 2013

This is fabulous
posted by sweetkid at 9:25 PM on February 9, 2013

Man my dog would hate me so much if I did that to him.
posted by trip and a half at 9:26 PM on February 9, 2013

Oh thank you SO much. My wife says she is going to divorce me to marry Mensware Dog. Aside from the cuteness, she points out that as an international model he'll pull down a bigger paycheck then I do. I'm doomed.
posted by happyroach at 9:37 PM on February 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

This is so cute! However Menswear Dog is too preppy for my taste. Is there a Casual Menswear Dog?
posted by Joh at 9:44 PM on February 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

On one hand I don't think the vibrant blue of the tie matches well with the subdued colors in the shirt. On the other hand, I really want to hug that adorable dog. So basically, it's a wash.
posted by mcmile at 9:48 PM on February 9, 2013

happyroach, he's probably less likely to leave the toilet seat up, too.

On the other hand, he's much more likely to drink from it...
posted by maryr at 10:02 PM on February 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

I saw it last week and laughed a lot. I was hoping it would be just pictures of the dog, but it seems he's trying to have an actual menswear blog, complete with trite "dude" advice in a voice cribbed directly from the bro who wrote "Shit My Dad Says."
posted by drjimmy11 at 10:42 PM on February 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

Every time I see a dog dressed as a human, in my mind I hear the dog speak with William Wegman's voice.
posted by not_on_display at 11:00 PM on February 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

That dog looks fucking great.
posted by Scientist at 11:40 PM on February 9, 2013

Finally, A fashion blog to me.
Needs more, what do you people call them...? "Selfies".
posted by Mezentian at 12:24 AM on February 10, 2013

Ended too soon! Now I'm trying to find other blogs/tumblrs like this.
FASHIONABLE PETS MUST BE VIEWED!
posted by DisreputableDog at 1:02 AM on February 10, 2013

I really need some goddamn hipster branding for my website.
posted by phaedon at 1:04 AM on February 10, 2013 [1 favorite]

FASHIONABLE PETS MUST BE VIEWED!

You should start your own eponysterical blog.
posted by Mezentian at 1:46 AM on February 10, 2013 [1 favorite]

Unfortunately, I don't have any pets. That's why other people need to get busy!
posted by DisreputableDog at 2:10 AM on February 10, 2013

I was getting busy this afternoon.
And my cats were watching, because they are lazy.

That's why you'll never see FashionableCat.
Cats are beyond fashion. And movement.
posted by Mezentian at 3:38 AM on February 10, 2013 [1 favorite]

Cats do not wear fashion, cats are fashion.

Also there is too much denim in here.
posted by The Whelk at 5:46 AM on February 10, 2013

That dog wears suits better than me. Depressing.
posted by absalom at 6:15 AM on February 10, 2013

Why must everything 'fashion' only look good on model-types. Some of us are, shall we say, differently proportioned...
posted by pupdog at 6:57 AM on February 10, 2013 [1 favorite]

I am not impressed; the dog may be attractive, but he has obviously not been popping tags, and had to have had a lot more than twenty dollars in his pocket.

My dog wears my granddad's clothes, he looks incredible.
posted by Mooski at 1:12 PM on February 10, 2013 [1 favorite]

Probably better wash it when he's done though.

(Smells like dog pisssssss...)

posted by maryr at 3:39 PM on February 10, 2013

My guy has been taking fashion inspiration from this dog. As in, it is influencing his wardrobe shopping list. Color me happy.
posted by pemberkins at 1:28 PM on February 11, 2013 [1 favorite]

My guy has been taking fashion inspiration from this dog. As in, it is influencing his wardrobe shopping list. Color me happy.

That is just the best of all worlds.
posted by sweetkid at 1:43 PM on February 11, 2013