"Aiwa, Aiwa, Aaaaaiwaaaaaaa..."
December 5, 2001 5:22 PM Subscribe
"Aiwa, Aiwa, Aaaaaiwaaaaaaa..." <-- yes that was a description of a love scene in a book. Check out a passage from the newly crowned winner of Worst Fictional SEX Scene in a Book.
"Her hand is moving away from my knee and heading north ... And, like Sir Ranulph Fiennes, Pamela will not easily be discouraged."
Hmm .. not the really the first person that pops into my mind when a lady shows interest.
posted by dlewis at 5:52 PM on December 5, 2001
Hmm .. not the really the first person that pops into my mind when a lady shows interest.
posted by dlewis at 5:52 PM on December 5, 2001
I saw that today, and was beaten to the punch with the mini audio system remark :-(
I can't even remark upon the part about comparing lub makin' to a journey to the north pole!!! I am just. too. late.
posted by adampsyche at 6:01 PM on December 5, 2001
I can't even remark upon the part about comparing lub makin' to a journey to the north pole!!! I am just. too. late.
posted by adampsyche at 6:01 PM on December 5, 2001
toshibatoshibatoshibatoshibatoshibaSONYYYYYyyyyyyyyy
**pant, pant**
I-o-mega!
posted by arco at 6:27 PM on December 5, 2001
**pant, pant**
I-o-mega!
posted by arco at 6:27 PM on December 5, 2001
It was a dark and stormy night but she had insisted on the vibrator...
"My first night with Anastasia was the kind of magical, passionate ride that left me with my pants on the back of the kitchen chair, my underwear on the chandelier, my socks in the toilet, my hair on the door handle, half of my artificial leg somewhere in the pantry, my kidney in a Coleman ice chest on its way to the Moroccan black market, and my car in a Tijuana auto repair shop with new, red, diamond-tuck interior."
posted by ZachsMind at 7:08 PM on December 5, 2001
"My first night with Anastasia was the kind of magical, passionate ride that left me with my pants on the back of the kitchen chair, my underwear on the chandelier, my socks in the toilet, my hair on the door handle, half of my artificial leg somewhere in the pantry, my kidney in a Coleman ice chest on its way to the Moroccan black market, and my car in a Tijuana auto repair shop with new, red, diamond-tuck interior."
posted by ZachsMind at 7:08 PM on December 5, 2001
You know, the passage might not been so bad had the author been mindful of the fact that in terms sexual, it's typically the man who pitches tents. . .
posted by Dreama at 1:08 AM on December 6, 2001
posted by Dreama at 1:08 AM on December 6, 2001
More of last year's winning passage:
"It is time, time ... Now. Yes. She is so small and compact and yet she has all the necessary features ... Shall I compare thee to a Sony Walkman. She is his own Toshiba, his dinky little JVC, his sweet Aiwa ... Aiwa, aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh."
So goofy it makes the North Pole look positively hot.
posted by Sapphireblue at 10:00 AM on December 6, 2001
"It is time, time ... Now. Yes. She is so small and compact and yet she has all the necessary features ... Shall I compare thee to a Sony Walkman. She is his own Toshiba, his dinky little JVC, his sweet Aiwa ... Aiwa, aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh."
So goofy it makes the North Pole look positively hot.
posted by Sapphireblue at 10:00 AM on December 6, 2001
Pitching tents? Ha! We have no use for such things, thanks to the IceBox!
posted by Dane at 8:12 PM on December 6, 2001
posted by Dane at 8:12 PM on December 6, 2001
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Sorry but I couldn't resist
posted by riffola at 5:32 PM on December 5, 2001