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August 28, 2013 11:33 AM   Subscribe

 
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posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 11:38 AM on August 28, 2013 [7 favorites]


I was just talking about the slow and steady rise of new forms of "unspeakable, unknowable horror" media bubbling up form the internet and seeping into mass culture.

I have this theory it's about the creeping back-of-the-neck feeling we have that Things Aren't Going To Get Better and we Broke The Planet.
posted by The Whelk at 11:39 AM on August 28, 2013 [26 favorites]


I love the weird web so very much.
posted by jquinby at 11:39 AM on August 28, 2013 [2 favorites]


I don't understand one little bit of this and I love it.
posted by Rock Steady at 11:40 AM on August 28, 2013 [2 favorites]


Initially, I'd hypothesized that Reddit had turned into Usenet.

Now, I know that I was wrong.

It's myspace.
posted by schmod at 11:40 AM on August 28, 2013




...and I wonder if it's not more a case of the pendulum swinging away from thinking that we have All The Answers.
posted by jquinby at 11:41 AM on August 28, 2013


I still prefer 9th Dead World Problems.

He broke mah squishybones.
posted by Rock Steady at 11:42 AM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


On Bizzaro World, problems am opportunities.
posted by octobersurprise at 11:43 AM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


26th World Problems are at least making an effort.
posted by oulipian at 11:45 AM on August 28, 2013


First word problems? Nobody told me there was going to be a test!
posted by Old'n'Busted at 11:47 AM on August 28, 2013


Unfortunately, Your New Home at seventhworldproblems was closed some time ago by Your Friends in Administration & Management. Instead, the colors have updated to seventeenthworldproblems, which is nothing but a room containing a (clean, immaculate, beautiful) table. There is at present nothing on the (lovely, adoring, venerable) table, but this is not expected to cause problems.

Please proceed down Corridor A in an orderly fashion. If any of your senses have not yet been extinguished, an Administrative team member will collect your eyes, ears, tongues, hands, chelae, pedipalps or any other sense organs you may still possess. You will be issued a Standard Issue Apology for the slight delay in your sense extinguishing. Accepting this apology is automatic and personal declaration of acceptance is not necessary.

This is a Good Thing. You are a Good Resident. Your machine will never leave you, for it has long since become a part of you. You and your machine will be happy in Your New Room.

Please, enjoy Your New Table.
posted by byanyothername at 11:49 AM on August 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


[EMOTION: Peace] [EMOTION: Serenity] [EMOTION: Happiness]

[ACTION: Bless] the Colors. They are [CHARACTERISTIC: Benevolent].

posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:50 AM on August 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


and now, the weather.
posted by The Whelk at 11:51 AM on August 28, 2013 [7 favorites]


Addendum: SHAME SHAME SHAME
posted by byanyothername at 12:00 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


۪i۫۰۪'۫۰۪m۫۰ ۪a۫۰۪f۫۰۪r۫۰۪a۫۰۪i۫۰۪d۫۰ ۪i۫۰۪'۫۰۪m۫۰ ۪t۫۰۪o۫۰۪o۫۰ ۪o۫۰۪l۫۰۪d۫۰ ۪f۫۰۪o۫۰۪r۫۰ ۪t۫۰۪h۫۰۪i۫۰۪s۫۰ ۪s۫۰۪h۫۰۪i۫۰۪t۫۰
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:04 PM on August 28, 2013 [4 favorites]


I got 99 problems but the Fourth World ain't one.
posted by MartinWisse at 12:04 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Zalgo
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 12:09 PM on August 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


and now, the weather.

A reference to "Welcome to Night Vale"?
posted by condour75 at 12:09 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


all hail glow cloud
posted by The Whelk at 12:12 PM on August 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


YOUR MOTHER IS SO 26TH WORLD SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 12:12 PM on August 28, 2013 [4 favorites]


Also, ((NTHWORLDPROBLEMS IS PAUSED FOR OoC POSTING)) because I didn't see them linked anywhere above, happybadger's (the creator of /r/fifthworldproblems, as well as a lot of the splinters) comments on where the place came from and what it's about are really insightful. Everyone at the time was very much just running with their own idea of whatever "the idea" might have been, and that was encouraged, but it's interesting to see the clarification of the original concept.

Anyway, ((RESUME DOGSPEAK OR FACE SHAMEBOX))
posted by byanyothername at 12:37 PM on August 28, 2013 [4 favorites]


Someone at 26th world problems used a drug.
posted by idiopath at 12:37 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Is there an app for this?
posted by Devonian at 12:41 PM on August 28, 2013


I wanted to see the Louvre but I ended up in a barren world devoid of life. #paratimeproblems
posted by GuyZero at 12:41 PM on August 28, 2013 [2 favorites]


i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ryde my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to rid my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 12:46 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Fourth world problem: Granny Goodness confiscates your Boom Tube.
posted by Grangousier at 12:51 PM on August 28, 2013


Just spent a few hours trying to decipher the battle between the 1000th world hive, the mudpeople, flying squid, sentient clocks, Mermaids, Space Pirates, and intelligent bird and snake creatures, and all I really learned is that boa constrictors can turn door handles.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:54 PM on August 28, 2013


MetaTalk.

And really, somebody needs to make a tumblr of the jokes in that one.
posted by George_Spiggott at 1:07 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Wow metatalks get really long in the winter dont they.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:09 PM on August 28, 2013


I really think we need Greg Nog in here post-haste to explain this to us. Or just to one-up these other chumps. Both are acceptable.
posted by explosion at 1:24 PM on August 28, 2013


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posted by thylacine at 1:41 PM on August 28, 2013 [8 favorites]


Does involve Cthulu or something? I am so confused.

I'm just old and not hip anymore, I guess.
posted by sio42 at 1:44 PM on August 28, 2013


︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿ only OC can kill reddit╤───
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:46 PM on August 28, 2013


I feel like "Jesus, Reddit" is the only fair response.

tho I liked the 5th world thingies
posted by psoas at 1:55 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Okay, after being amused by the 5th world problems, I made the mistake of choosing this subreddit link.

Then I sorted by most popular ever, and clicked on the first link. I saw this animated gif, and am now terrified enough that I am not clicking on anything else. Possibly ever.

(Seriously, don't you want to see it?)
posted by blahblahblah at 2:02 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Are there no 28th World cat problems?

A throwaway gag from the Jeffersons; a funeral is taking place. The deceased lies in state. Some of the various women attending (who have never laid eyes on any of the others before) have their thoughts revealed to the audience, along with those of another...:

1st Woman: "He cheated on me!"

2nd Woman: "He CHEATED on me!"

3rd Woman: "He CHEATED on ME!"

Transient: "Gee, it sure is nice and warm in here!"

Meow.
posted by droplet at 2:14 PM on August 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


well gosh that's (NSFW-ish) not something I'm going to unsee anytime soon
posted by threeants at 2:22 PM on August 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Fourth World Problems: Darkseid feels a draft.
posted by Halloween Jack at 3:02 PM on August 28, 2013


The propagation of New Worlds is seriously going to reduce the value of First World Problems. And that is DEFINITELY a First World Problem. We may even reach Peak Worlds in our lifetime.
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:44 PM on August 28, 2013


Then I sorted by most popular ever, and clicked on the first link. I saw this animated gif, and am now terrified enough that I am not clicking on anything else. Possibly ever.

That's a pretty good scene from Mama (much scarier with sound), which I see gifs of all day long. You have no idea the creeping lunacy that slouches its way across my Tumblr dashboard. It's all this and this and this and this all day long.
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 3:52 PM on August 28, 2013 [4 favorites]


What about World  -1 problems?
posted by jepler at 4:10 PM on August 28, 2013 [2 favorites]


Damnit Shadowrun fans, you should be OWNING the Sixth World Problems one. What happened?
posted by radwolf76 at 4:29 PM on August 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


Yeah, r/Fearme seemed kinda creepy and neato when I first joined reddit but now that it pops up on my front page when I log in I find I'm able to place way too much of it from recent, well-known, and/or classic horror movies and it's kinda lost the cool factor for me. The captions and titles get old fast.

I'm not sure why these links seem to be generating more reddit hate here. These subreddits are fun and creative.
posted by Hoopo at 4:38 PM on August 28, 2013


Is there a way to see r/Fearme as a page of images, instead of having to click on every link?
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 5:02 PM on August 28, 2013


Damnit Shadowrun fans, you should be OWNING the Sixth World Problems one. What happened?


Well, Gary had to go help his brother move, Sasha got all wrapped up in DotA 2 this weekend, and Evening Blossom was at the ashram.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:27 PM on August 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


PROVLEM of world 26nd.
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 8:49 PM on August 28, 2013 [2 favorites]


Well, Gary had to go help his brother move, Sasha got all wrapped up in DotA 2 this weekend, and Evening Blossom was at the ashram.

And I've been wrapped up in DragonCon preps.

As long as Beho didn't head off to Belfast again to pick up more knickers. You remember what happened last time.
posted by radwolf76 at 8:56 PM on August 28, 2013


I was trying to keep those quiet, Potomac, but now you've gone and flinked the fruptious flink.
posted by 23 at 1:44 AM on August 29, 2013 [1 favorite]


I thought I remembered 0th world problems being more fleshed out, but it's surprisingly empty for seemingly prime joke territory. I imagine a similar vibe to this classic Onion article: Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147. That, or Culture citizens complaining being bored.
posted by lucidium at 6:15 AM on August 29, 2013 [1 favorite]











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