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I simultaneously love and hate this.
posted by Wild_Eep at 4:54 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


I am deeply in love with the Die Hard one.
posted by Artw at 4:55 PM on November 26, 2013 [11 favorites]


This makes me way happier than it deserves to.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:58 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


heh. who made Laura Palmer dead? love it.
posted by sio42 at 5:01 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


I'd buy those for a Euro!
posted by Jon Mitchell at 5:01 PM on November 26, 2013 [23 favorites]


I am your idiot asshole friend who would say, "Um, I don't think that's right."

"Extermination! Extermination!"
posted by MoxieProxy at 5:02 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


"Wibbly-wobbly Timely-wimely"
posted by oneswellfoop at 5:03 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


"in space nobody can hear you in space"

im so mad
posted by elizardbits at 5:05 PM on November 26, 2013 [23 favorites]


This makes me way happier than it deserves to.

I think the movie taglines are mostly pretty so-so humor, but then I keep twitching toward the keyboard to correct the damn website's name to Slightly Wrong Quotations and I just have to tip my hat to such a successful act of metatrolling.
posted by RogerB at 5:05 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


who are you going to telephone?
posted by IvoShandor at 5:09 PM on November 26, 2013 [7 favorites]


Ghostbreakers!
posted by Horace Rumpole at 5:10 PM on November 26, 2013 [8 favorites]


I have to attend a bunch of nerd conventions and want to get a stack of these to wear and annoy the shit out of everyone.
posted by Ghostride The Whip at 5:11 PM on November 26, 2013 [6 favorites]


There is something rather Seinfeld2000 about these.
posted by larrybob at 5:12 PM on November 26, 2013


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...Attack ships on fire off the elbow of Orion.
posted by arcticseal at 5:13 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


See also Troll Quotes, if you'd rather print a lovely unmotivational poster.
posted by Rhaomi at 5:13 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


There is something rather Seinfeld2000 about these.

Yeah, well, the jerk store called, and they don't have any more of you!
posted by one more dead town's last parade at 5:16 PM on November 26, 2013 [13 favorites]


James. James Bond.
posted by griphus at 5:17 PM on November 26, 2013 [84 favorites]


I was so relieved when Hollywood Video went out of business, because my local store had a quote painted on the wall from My Favorite Year, and it was wrong, and I knew no good could come of remarking on it, but it drove me batty.
posted by JanetLand at 5:17 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


God this is annoying *buys six shirts*
posted by turbid dahlia at 5:18 PM on November 26, 2013 [6 favorites]


I like the title of this post.
posted by brundlefly at 5:18 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Wish they were a bit more subtle. Those are the pedants I like to annoy and that is the pedant I like to be.
posted by stevil at 5:20 PM on November 26, 2013 [10 favorites]


He fixes the TV?
posted by Hicksu at 5:20 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Play it again, Sam.
posted by mono blanco at 5:22 PM on November 26, 2013 [15 favorites]


Fool a pedant once, shame on...on me. Fool a pedant twice...you can't get fooled again.
posted by turbid dahlia at 5:22 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Also this post reminds me of the fact that I once shouted in absolute self-righteous seriousness I'M NOT A HUMORLESS PEDANT I JUST HAVE STANDARDS
posted by elizardbits at 5:22 PM on November 26, 2013 [21 favorites]


These made me twitch.
posted by Dip Flash at 5:25 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


"Get away from her, you jerk!"
posted by brundlefly at 5:25 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


I'M NOT A HUMORLESS PEDANT I JUST HAVE STANDARDS

DON'T TREAT ME LIKE AN ANIMAL. I AM A PERSON. I AM A HUMAN.
posted by griphus at 5:25 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


[image of snowglobe shattered on the floor]

Rose Petal
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 5:26 PM on November 26, 2013 [8 favorites]


I'll have what he's having.
posted by LooseFilter at 5:26 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


And my axe too!
posted by lbebber at 5:26 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


You can't cry during baseball!
posted by griphus at 5:27 PM on November 26, 2013 [6 favorites]


May the force be with us.
posted by LooseFilter at 5:27 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


How do you do? My name is Inigo Montoya.
posted by JanetLand at 5:27 PM on November 26, 2013 [18 favorites]


Yeah, I'm with stevil. Most of them are just TOO off. For the ones where I know the "right" quotation (which I admit is not all of them), it is just so obviously wrong that I would assume, if I saw one of these in the wild, that it was some sort of cheap knock off gone wrong; my vicious pedant wouldn't even kick in.

Like the Jerry McGuire one - "Johnny McGuire" is just so OBVIOUSLY wrong. Come on, it's the title of the movie. But if it said "Jerry McGuire" with a real movie still and "give me the money!" - comedy gold!

Casablanca: "I'm ashamed, ASHAMED that there is gambling going on in here!"

Kindergarten cop: "I don't think I have cancer."

Gone with the wind: "Frankly, Scarlet, I could care less." Or "couldn't care less" - whichever will get your friend / relative more riled up.

Etc.... I am realizing that I don't know movie quotes so well, but anyway. Good concept, meh execution.
posted by Joey Buttafoucault at 5:28 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


Frankly, my dear, I don't care.
posted by brundlefly at 5:28 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


No matter where you go, here we are.
posted by gwint at 5:28 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


Forget it Jack, it's Little China.
posted by 2bucksplus at 5:28 PM on November 26, 2013 [7 favorites]


After all, tomorrow is the next day.
posted by LooseFilter at 5:29 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


"I don't think this boat is big enough."
posted by Joey Buttafoucault at 5:30 PM on November 26, 2013 [15 favorites]


Both a million dollars and a billion dollars are cool, but a billion dollars is more cool.
posted by FJT at 5:30 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Who is on first base?
posted by brundlefly at 5:30 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Open the airlock doors, Hal.
posted by LionIndex at 5:30 PM on November 26, 2013 [10 favorites]


There is something rather Seinfeld2000 about these.

I made an extended trip, from Italy to Belarus...
posted by littlesq at 5:30 PM on November 26, 2013


I think if they sold a shirt that said, "To boldly go where no one has gone before," something really funny would happen
posted by FAMOUS MONSTER at 5:31 PM on November 26, 2013


"I won't not let go, Jack."
posted by hellojed at 5:31 PM on November 26, 2013


These cost the same in town.
posted by Obscure Reference at 5:31 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Baby won't be cornered.
posted by griphus at 5:31 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


This website is the best thing since baked bread.
posted by obscure simpsons reference at 5:32 PM on November 26, 2013 [9 favorites]


You can't deal with the truth.
posted by Flashman at 5:32 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Open the airlock doors, Hal.

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't help you."
posted by Joey Buttafoucault at 5:32 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


I am serious, and don't call me Cindy.
posted by brundlefly at 5:33 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


I am the one who knocks the door!
posted by lbebber at 5:33 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


[picture of danny's terrified face]

RED DRUM! RED DRUM!
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 5:33 PM on November 26, 2013 [11 favorites]


"Streets? Where we're going we don't need pavement"
posted by littlesq at 5:34 PM on November 26, 2013


This is truly among the best of things that are on the web.
posted by mcmile at 5:34 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Here's looking at you, kid! Unrelatedly, I have murdered twenty innocent men and remain on the loose.
posted by FAMOUS MONSTER at 5:34 PM on November 26, 2013


Hey, everyone! We're all going to have sex!
posted by brundlefly at 5:35 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Step away, I'm of science, man.
posted by IvoShandor at 5:35 PM on November 26, 2013


Top 100 movie quotes
posted by Brian B. at 5:37 PM on November 26, 2013


Here's looking toward you, kid.
posted by baf at 5:37 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


This city is called Sparta.
posted by mcmile at 5:39 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Here's looking at your kid.
posted by baf at 5:40 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


Yeah, I think these are too flagrant. For instance "I will be back" would be better than "I will return"
posted by aubilenon at 5:40 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Nooooo longer purchasable. Now who will take all my money to shut up?
posted by tilde at 5:41 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Here I am, looking at you, kid.
posted by baf at 5:41 PM on November 26, 2013


Top 100 movie quotes

It shouldn't be just any movie though. It has to be a movie loved by pedants. I once knew a guy who would give a little lecture every time Star Wars droids were referred to as "robots".

I'll be in my bunk bed.
posted by Gary at 5:43 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Life figures out a way.
posted by brundlefly at 5:43 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


"A you informing me that you've built a device that traverses through time...out of a sports car?"
posted by littlesq at 5:43 PM on November 26, 2013


You know how to whistle, don't you? You just purse your lips and blow through them.
posted by baf at 5:44 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Do the Force thing Luke.
posted by mcmile at 5:45 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


KONG!!!!!!!!!!
posted by COBRA! at 5:48 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


1.31 gigawatts!
posted by obscure simpsons reference at 5:48 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.
posted by COBRA! at 5:49 PM on November 26, 2013


With great powers come the need to use them right.
posted by brundlefly at 5:50 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


He stepped on the line!!!
posted by OHenryPacey at 5:52 PM on November 26, 2013


This aggression is unacceptable, man.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 5:54 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


In "to boldly go," they should have just fixed the split infinitive, thereby simultaneously satisfying and infuriating pedants everywhere.
posted by The World Famous at 5:54 PM on November 26, 2013 [15 favorites]


This oppression will not stand, man!
posted by Auden at 5:56 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Kindergarten cop: "I don't think I have cancer."

I've always preferred: "it's not a tuba."
posted by dismitree at 6:01 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Pussy.
posted by isopraxis at 6:03 PM on November 26, 2013


Close but not cigarette
posted by hal9k at 6:06 PM on November 26, 2013 [6 favorites]


Some of these are kinda funny, but I like Bob Marley better!
posted by p3t3 at 6:06 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


I AM NOT A NUMERAL, I AM A FREE MAN!
posted by uosuaq at 6:07 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]




Life is like a box of candy.
posted by Rock Steady at 6:16 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


I'm liking that Bob Marley shirt, p3t3.

When I saw the Taxi Driver movie t-shirt, I thought a better approach would have been to give the movie quote as "I'm walking here! I'm WALKING HERE!"

I really like the idea, and some of them crack me up to the point where I'd consider buying one, but I wish they were more professionally done, less half-assed. Like the Titanic "I am king of the Earth" could be so awesome.
posted by Auden at 6:18 PM on November 26, 2013


"Say hello to my little acquaintance."
posted by crossoverman at 6:19 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


"See what happens when you meet a stranger in the Apennines?"
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:31 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Far better would have been to run some of these through Google Translate a few times/languages:

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine

becomes: (English-French-Spanish-Norwegian-English)

Of all the gin articulaciones in all cities across the world, she walks into mine sí
posted by arcticseal at 6:33 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


We're on a mission for God
posted by Flashman at 6:34 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


"Please come in...to Jurassic Park."
posted by turbid dahlia at 6:36 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


What, nobody liked 'get to the helicopter'?
posted by Sing Or Swim at 6:37 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


"Please sir, could you give me seconds?"
posted by turbid dahlia at 6:38 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Unthinkable!
posted by Room 641-A at 6:38 PM on November 26, 2013 [8 favorites]


Rosepetal
posted by The World Famous at 6:40 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


"It's a lovely day in the area."
posted by droplet at 6:41 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


That rug really looked good in my room.
posted by jason_steakums at 6:42 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


"Ad-ri-an! Ad-ri-an!"

- Rocky "Raging Bull" Serpico
posted by turbid dahlia at 6:42 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


You should have only blown off the doors!
posted by mcmile at 6:44 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


"Can not stop the signal."

"One ring to rule over them all."
posted by NoraReed at 6:45 PM on November 26, 2013


I'm a man who prefers Dapper Dan.
posted by jason_steakums at 6:45 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Back off, man. I'm a doctor.
posted by The World Famous at 6:46 PM on November 26, 2013


LOOK AT ME! I'LL LET YOU SEE THE LIFE OF THE MIND!
posted by jason_steakums at 6:48 PM on November 26, 2013


Being or not being, that's the thing I'm asking.
posted by Metroid Baby at 6:48 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Don't have a cow, dude.
posted by Kwine at 6:48 PM on November 26, 2013


"Leave the car, eat the cannoli."
posted by bondcliff at 6:48 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a plate of beans in this crazy world.
posted by mcmile at 6:49 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


I love the smell of gelled gasoline burning in the morning.
posted by jason_steakums at 6:50 PM on November 26, 2013


After all, tomorrow is the next day.

Isn't that a correct Short Circuit quote?
posted by darksasami at 6:50 PM on November 26, 2013


Son, you have underwear on your head.
posted by photoslob at 6:52 PM on November 26, 2013


"Wowsers." - Neo
posted by turbid dahlia at 6:52 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


"Don't let the streams overlap!"
posted by turbid dahlia at 6:53 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


I'm gonna make him an offer he can't turn down.
posted by The World Famous at 6:54 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Now I'm just thinking of more Whedonisms, because they would be great because seriously, upsetting Whedon fans is basically the most fun thing around.

"Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost had sex, cup of tea."

"Wash, tell me that I am attractive."

"It must be rabbits."

"Large darn heroes, sir."

"Yes sir, commander tight trousers."
posted by NoraReed at 6:54 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to put up with it anymore.
posted by The World Famous at 6:55 PM on November 26, 2013


Open the pod bay doors, please, computer.
posted by The World Famous at 6:56 PM on November 26, 2013


"I would have arrived sooner, but I was coming up with that 'turkey on sourdough' line."
posted by jason_steakums at 6:57 PM on November 26, 2013


KOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!
posted by The World Famous at 6:58 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


The trick, Harry Potter, is not minding that it hurts.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 7:03 PM on November 26, 2013 [9 favorites]


Griffindale!!
posted by The World Famous at 7:04 PM on November 26, 2013


Nil before Zod!
posted by Artw at 7:04 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Who lives in a pinecone under the sea?
posted by robocop is bleeding at 7:05 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Seasponge Squarepants!
posted by griphus at 7:06 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


I came here to kick ass and chew Bubble Yum.
posted by jason_steakums at 7:07 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


To infinity... and more!
posted by mcmile at 7:07 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Actually, The World Famous, the correct quotation is "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

So.
posted by flechsig at 7:09 PM on November 26, 2013


Life long and prosperous!
posted by Artw at 7:09 PM on November 26, 2013


I see you shiver with antici...

...patory excitement.
posted by jason_steakums at 7:11 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Actually, The World Famous, the correct quotation is "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

So.


Actually, the correct quotation is "I'm gonna make him an offer I can't rescind."

So.
posted by The World Famous at 7:16 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


No matter where you go, there you've gone.
posted by scruss at 7:23 PM on November 26, 2013


I know karate.
posted by nickmark at 7:30 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Apply the wax. Remove the wax.
posted by The World Famous at 7:30 PM on November 26, 2013 [18 favorites]


Oh, hello Mark

- The Room
posted by borges at 7:31 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


We are the knights who yell Nii!
posted by Give my rear guards to fraudway at 7:34 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Whose Keyzer Soze?
posted by borges at 7:35 PM on November 26, 2013


The Ghostbusters one should be "Whom you gonna' call?" Both wrong and technically more correct, and that is the top kind of more correct.
posted by AndrewStephens at 7:36 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? Merriam-Webster defines "nemesis" as "an opponent or enemy that is very difficult to defeat."
posted by jason_steakums at 7:36 PM on November 26, 2013


It puts the moisturizer in the basket.
posted by Give my rear guards to fraudway at 7:37 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


I'll have what that girl over there is eating.

as you want me to do.

Curse your quick but incredibly likely to happen screwing of me over!

I'll be in my private quarters.

allons-we!

a man wears a beret like that, he knows he's not afraid of anything!
posted by jenfullmoon at 7:37 PM on November 26, 2013


I'm upset that people are gambling in here!
posted by George_Spiggott at 7:38 PM on November 26, 2013


Forget it, Jake. It's Little Italy.
posted by The World Famous at 7:39 PM on November 26, 2013


There's always money in the Bluth's Original Frozen Banana stand.
posted by jason_steakums at 7:39 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Nice Bieber.
posted by islander at 7:39 PM on November 26, 2013


Play it again, Sam.

I suspect “Play it, Sam.” would get a larger response.
posted by zamboni at 7:41 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE OK TO GO TO EXCEPT
EUROPA
PLEASE DON'T
GO TO THERE
posted by jason_steakums at 7:42 PM on November 26, 2013 [10 favorites]


Snakes. Why do there have to be snakes?
posted by prize bull octorok at 7:42 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


I am eating an old friend for dinner.
posted by borges at 7:46 PM on November 26, 2013


There is no near, here is the mindkiller.
posted by sparklemotion at 7:46 PM on November 26, 2013


I adore the smell of napalm before breakfast. It smells of winnery.
posted by McCoy Pauley at 7:47 PM on November 26, 2013


Actual quote from Phantasm, probably.
posted by Artw at 7:47 PM on November 26, 2013


Too close for rockets, I'm switching to bullets!
posted by George_Spiggott at 7:47 PM on November 26, 2013


The game has ended man, the game is done!
posted by sparklemotion at 7:48 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Spiderman
posted by The World Famous at 7:48 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


There's a SWORD left!
posted by Artw at 7:50 PM on November 26, 2013


Spartacus, yes, this is he
posted by prize bull octorok at 7:51 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


"Can I get you anything from the corner store?"
"Ben & Jerrys"
posted by Jon Mitchell at 7:51 PM on November 26, 2013


This is a Linux system. I know all about these.
posted by George_Spiggott at 7:51 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


It Takes a Pretty Big Country to Slow Us Down
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 7:52 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


I only expected you to blow the damn doors off!
posted by George_Spiggott at 7:52 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Horace Rumpole: "Ghostbreakers!"

That's actually not far off. I believe I read somewhere that "Ghostbusters" (or perhaps merely the title) was somewhat based on the 1940 film. No idea if it's true or not, though.
posted by InsertNiftyNameHere at 7:53 PM on November 26, 2013


The Italian Heist
posted by The World Famous at 7:53 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


For subtle, how about a shirt that says "HELVETICA" in Arial font?
posted by rmd1023 at 7:54 PM on November 26, 2013 [22 favorites]


"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
posted by mazola at 7:55 PM on November 26, 2013


I could have contended.
posted by borges at 7:55 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Yer' a pinball wizard.
posted by Artw at 7:56 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Whatever You Think I Am, You're Wrong
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 7:56 PM on November 26, 2013


Heineken? Would you not prefer Pabst Blue Ribbon?
posted by borges at 7:57 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


As ever Mr. Watson, you observe but you do not understand.
posted by George_Spiggott at 7:58 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


This is a bird formerly known as a parrot.

I'm not quite deceased yet....

I cut down trees for a living and I think I'm quite acceptable.

Your mother was a gerbil and your father smelled of pomegranates!
posted by jenfullmoon at 8:00 PM on November 26, 2013


Luke, you are my son.
posted by metaman livingblog at 8:01 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Flames… flames on my cheek…
posted by desjardins at 8:01 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


You keep using that word. I think you probably should use a different word,
or that one more correctly. Or whatever.
posted by Chitownfats at 8:01 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


E.T. call home
posted by fungible at 8:01 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Are you feeling lucky, you punk?
posted by George_Spiggott at 8:02 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


The coffee's just for closers
posted by George_Spiggott at 8:03 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Please, Please, Please, Let Me Achieve What I Intend
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:03 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


My boy Luke can eat an egg.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 8:04 PM on November 26, 2013


KAAAAAAAAAAAHN!
posted by George_Spiggott at 8:04 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


He didn't believe in the no one scenario.
posted by George_Spiggott at 8:06 PM on November 26, 2013


Now I really want a Smokey and the Bandit t-shirt with a picture of Tom Selleck standing next to a Camaro.
posted by The World Famous at 8:07 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


Smoky, that is.
posted by The World Famous at 8:08 PM on November 26, 2013


I think the Dalek one would be better if they were saying "Eliminate! Eliminate!"
posted by nanojath at 8:08 PM on November 26, 2013


Or if it said "Darleks"
posted by The World Famous at 8:09 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


It would be weirder to wear a Field of Dreams shirt with a correct quote.
posted by jason_steakums at 8:09 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


To kill oneself, or not to kill oneself -
This is the problem.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:11 PM on November 26, 2013


Mrs. Robinson, this makes me feel funny.
posted by borges at 8:11 PM on November 26, 2013


If you can't get enough of these, there's a massive thread of them over on the message board for the Best Show on WFMU (2000-2013 R.I.P.), inspired by a caller who gave their favourite film quote as "Get ready to meet my little friend". I think the Best Show even made a misquoted Scarface t-shirt as a marathon premium, circa maybe 2007?
posted by metaman livingblog at 8:12 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


All of your bases now belong to us.
posted by obscure simpsons reference at 8:14 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


For subtle, how about a shirt that says "HELVETICA" in Arial font?

Not quite so subtle, but I have a t-shirt that says 'Helvetica' in Comic Sans.
posted by Flashman at 8:15 PM on November 26, 2013 [7 favorites]


Nuking it from orbit is the only way to be certain.
posted by ceribus peribus at 8:17 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Get busy living, or don't.
posted by jason_steakums at 8:18 PM on November 26, 2013


"I ate his kidneys, with some navy beans, and a robust cabernet. Huehuehuehuehuehue."
posted by turbid dahlia at 8:20 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


Saigon, oh dear.
posted by borges at 8:22 PM on November 26, 2013


I have been one who knows what nighttime's like.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:24 PM on November 26, 2013


Make pig-like noises!
posted by borges at 8:24 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Here in Seattle, we have a location of really expensive chair store Design Within Reach. To reinforce their brand, they have a timeline of "Great Moments in Design" on their wall. The last entry is for the iPod, whose design they credit to "Johnathan Ivy".

But seriously. Their whole thing is knowing about design.
posted by Apropos of Something at 8:24 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Today, we are rescheduling the apocalypse!
posted by jason_steakums at 8:25 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Lead Zeppelin
posted by The World Famous at 8:25 PM on November 26, 2013


"Dead or alive, you're coming to me."
posted by Auden at 8:29 PM on November 26, 2013


Stop trying to make "fetch" take off as a colloquialism!
posted by jason_steakums at 8:29 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


That's actually not far off. I believe I read somewhere that "Ghostbusters" (or perhaps merely the title) was somewhat based on the 1940 film. No idea if it's true or not, though.

Not directly--it's a remake of the 1954 remake.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:30 PM on November 26, 2013


I just drank your milkshake!
posted by mcmile at 8:32 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


That's just, like, your perspective, man.
posted by obvious at 8:34 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


You're not wrong, Walter. You're just not being very nice right now.
posted by jason_steakums at 8:36 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


I am big. It's the pictures that are also big.
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:37 PM on November 26, 2013


Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You don't know what you're talking about.
posted by sonika at 8:38 PM on November 26, 2013


I am not a number! I have my freedom!
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 8:39 PM on November 26, 2013


Badges? We don't have any.
posted by jason_steakums at 8:41 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Soylent Green is humans!
posted by The World Famous at 8:41 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


The dishes are finished dude.
posted by macrowave at 8:44 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


1,210,000,000 watts!?
posted by jason_steakums at 8:47 PM on November 26, 2013


You can't handle the truthiness.
posted by arcticseal at 8:50 PM on November 26, 2013


Take the yellow brick path.
posted by ceribus peribus at 8:52 PM on November 26, 2013


LOOKING SPIFFY BILLY RAY

FEELING SPIFFY LOUIS
posted by elizardbits at 9:02 PM on November 26, 2013


I'LL CONTINUE HANGING ON, JACK
posted by elizardbits at 9:02 PM on November 26, 2013


We're going to need a smaller shark.
posted by Chitownfats at 9:02 PM on November 26, 2013 [14 favorites]


We're on a mission from Todd.
posted by jason_steakums at 9:03 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


LEELOO DALLAS ALL ACCESS PASS
posted by elizardbits at 9:05 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


Respect the chicken and tame the cat
posted by the duck by the oboe at 9:05 PM on November 26, 2013


ITHACA! ITHACA!
posted by the duck by the oboe at 9:06 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


I'll have Tara for a really long time.
posted by Chitownfats at 9:14 PM on November 26, 2013


Get your hands off me, you damn dirty monkey.
posted by Random Person at 9:17 PM on November 26, 2013


You're murderin' me, Smalls!
posted by jason_steakums at 9:29 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


'Revenge is like serving coldcuts'
posted by notesondismantling at 9:33 PM on November 26, 2013


"Louie, I think I will friend you."
posted by mach at 9:33 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, driver of a 1987 Volkswagen Fox. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
posted by Sticherbeast at 9:34 PM on November 26, 2013


Technically, someone who corrects movie quotations is not a pedant.
posted by srboisvert at 9:36 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


What is a man? A miserable little pile of egrets.
posted by jason_steakums at 9:37 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


"Get to the helicopter" is tagged as Commando, but it's actually from Preda-

aw you guys
posted by kurumi at 9:37 PM on November 26, 2013 [3 favorites]


The Dude imbibes
posted by rube goldberg at 9:50 PM on November 26, 2013 [4 favorites]


Oh my god! They killed Kenny! Bastards!
posted by Random Person at 9:53 PM on November 26, 2013


No love for

I AM SO SERIOUS

???

That one is cracking me up.
posted by stoneandstar at 9:58 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


Blink. Don't blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And blink. Good Luck.
posted by Sticherbeast at 10:03 PM on November 26, 2013


SETEC ASTROLOGY
posted by dry white toast at 10:06 PM on November 26, 2013 [5 favorites]


We're not in Kansas, anymore, Frodo.
posted by horsewithnoname at 10:10 PM on November 26, 2013


We don't need no bad smelling patches!
posted by CrazyLemonade at 10:11 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


DRINK YOUR POSTUM
posted by Sticherbeast at 10:13 PM on November 26, 2013


It was accomplished!
posted by the duck by the oboe at 10:14 PM on November 26, 2013


Greed, to coin a phrase, is good.
posted by borges at 10:18 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


Back, and leftward.
posted by borges at 10:29 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


Where is John Galt?
posted by nicodine at 10:36 PM on November 26, 2013 [2 favorites]


In a hole in the road, their resided a hobbit.
posted by h00py at 10:42 PM on November 26, 2013


I am the lay!
posted by Artw at 10:44 PM on November 26, 2013


A bunch of moments will be lost in time, like crying in the rain.
posted by FJT at 11:21 PM on November 26, 2013 [6 favorites]


Man of Steel was a good movie. It was believable and interesting!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:32 PM on November 26, 2013 [1 favorite]


"I ate his kidneys, with some navy beans, and a robust cabernet. Huehuehuehuehuehue."

I'm imagining the "huehuehue" as Roscoe P. Coltrane's laugh, and it is pretty much the funniest thing ever.
posted by MrBadExample at 12:00 AM on November 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


Is the "slightly wrong quotes" part of the gag?
posted by professor plum with a rope at 12:20 AM on November 27, 2013


Bring in the Gimp.
posted by peeedro at 12:22 AM on November 27, 2013


I am the great Beanholio.
posted by telstar at 1:25 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Forget it Jack, it's Little China.

Kurt Russell: Escape from the Thing in Little China.

posted by Celsius1414 at 1:54 AM on November 27, 2013


"Zip a dee doo dah, mother fucker" is absolutely inspired and made me giggle like a madman.
posted by barnacles at 2:37 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Ride in the passenger's seat if you want to live!
posted by Chitownfats at 2:57 AM on November 27, 2013


HEEEEERE'S JOHN!
posted by Decani at 3:22 AM on November 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


What do you think is in the box?

Go ahead and laugh, you little monkey.
posted by Room 641-A at 3:46 AM on November 27, 2013


Now I'm just thinking of more Whedonisms

I can also kill you with my brain.
posted by one more dead town's last parade at 4:18 AM on November 27, 2013


For subtle, how about a shirt that says "HELVETICA" in Arial font?

It exists!
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:24 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


The cake is a pie.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 4:49 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


I AM THE GUY WHO KNOCKS
posted by dismas at 4:55 AM on November 27, 2013


"Zip a dee doo dah, mother fucker Mr. Falcon."
posted by klarck at 5:09 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to stop living."
posted by borges at 5:19 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Substituting 'a' and 'the' makes for a realistically possible and subtle error that is completely aggravating.

"May a Force be with you."
"We're on the mission from God."
"I coulda been the contender."
"I have the feeling we're not in Kansas any more."

Introducing or getting rid of contractions is also crazy-making.

"There is no place like home."
"Here is Johnny!"
"We are going to need a bigger boat."
"I am walking here! I am walking here!"
"If you build it, he'll come."
posted by painquale at 5:19 AM on November 27, 2013 [11 favorites]


You are an evil genius, painquale.
posted by Rock Steady at 5:34 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Metafilter: the Reddit.com it's okay to like.
posted by Sonny Jim at 5:37 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Nobody fucks with Jesus!
posted by borges at 5:42 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


¡Hasta Luego, Baby!
posted by borges at 5:46 AM on November 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 6:13 AM on November 27, 2013


Gattaca! Gattaca!
posted by wintrymix at 6:29 AM on November 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


We'll always have Île-de-France.
posted by Nonsteroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug at 7:04 AM on November 27, 2013


Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
posted by coppermoss at 7:07 AM on November 27, 2013 [4 favorites]


There... Are... Four... Mice...!
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:09 AM on November 27, 2013


"Duuuuuuuh... wudda ya think the burgers are made from?"
posted by bondcliff at 7:14 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Life, uh, figures out a way.
posted by jason_steakums at 7:15 AM on November 27, 2013


Clever dinosaur.
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:16 AM on November 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


Hold on to your rear ends!
posted by jason_steakums at 7:18 AM on November 27, 2013


I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
posted by dogheart at 7:24 AM on November 27, 2013


I like the idea of changing quotes so they don't end on a preposition. A pedant's paradox!

"To... and beyond infinity!"
posted by painquale at 7:25 AM on November 27, 2013


Up and at them!
posted by ultraviolet catastrophe at 8:46 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


--I didn't kill my wife!
--Who cares?
posted by FJT at 9:18 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Coffee is for losers.
posted by jason_steakums at 9:21 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


"I'll catch you and Toto!"
posted by ian1977 at 9:25 AM on November 27, 2013


Dorothy, surrender!
posted by ian1977 at 9:26 AM on November 27, 2013


John G roped and murdered his wife
posted by ian1977 at 9:27 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mike and Marty. And I'm on a mission of mercy.
posted by The World Famous at 9:35 AM on November 27, 2013


One, two Freddy is gonna get you...

We are all going to be cool, like three little Chachis

With great power comes a lot of responsibility

I'm looking for Sarah Carter

You're not looking for these droids

That's not a knife but this is a knife
posted by ian1977 at 9:35 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


I'll get both you and your little dog.
posted by The World Famous at 9:39 AM on November 27, 2013


Mos Eisley spaceport: you will never find a more bad nest of meanies and rascalry.
posted by jason_steakums at 9:42 AM on November 27, 2013


ABC. A-also, B-be, C-closing. Also be closing.
posted by bongo_x at 9:44 AM on November 27, 2013 [7 favorites]


Isn't it Always Be Selling?
posted by The World Famous at 9:49 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


You can have anything you want at Allison's Restaurant.
posted by ceribus peribus at 9:51 AM on November 27, 2013


Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're set on fire.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 9:54 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


Do you feel like a lucky punk?
posted by jason_steakums at 9:56 AM on November 27, 2013


"Unthinkable!"

You keep saying that. I don't think you actually know the definition of that word.
posted by Room 641-A at 9:56 AM on November 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that there isn't actually a devil.
posted by prize bull octorok at 9:57 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


"Valar do-hey there!"
posted by jason_steakums at 10:02 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Don't pay attention to that man behind the drapes.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 10:21 AM on November 27, 2013


WAKE UP, SHEPHARDS
posted by Twang at 10:26 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Can the Warriors come out and play?
posted by jason_steakums at 10:26 AM on November 27, 2013 [4 favorites]


Greed, if I can put it this way, is pretty great.
posted by brundlefly at 10:35 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow has a pretty good idea...
posted by jason_steakums at 10:45 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


The Zoolander Foundation for Youth Literacy
posted by The World Famous at 10:47 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


"Do you like Kipling?"

"I don't know. Who is that?"
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 10:48 AM on November 27, 2013


What is this? A school for really tiny people?
posted by jason_steakums at 10:48 AM on November 27, 2013


A martini. Shaken, please.

You had me at "hi."

I'll return.

I see ghosts.
posted by Room 641-A at 10:57 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


If we shadows pissed you off,
Think but this, and you won't scoff.
That you have but napped a bit
While these visions did a skit,
And this weak and idle play,
No more yielding than soft clay.
Gentles, do not shout and swear,
If you pardon, we'll repair.
And, as I am an honest sprite,
If we have it in our sight
Now to 'scape the hornet's sting,
We will make amends and sing;
Else the Puck a liar be.
So, good night unto all thee.
Give me your hands, if you liked us,
And Robin will have earned your trust.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 10:59 AM on November 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


Luke, I am your father.
posted by The World Famous at 11:03 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Let's see what's in space!
posted by borges at 11:11 AM on November 27, 2013


Houston, there's something wrong.
posted by The World Famous at 11:13 AM on November 27, 2013


It's the one that says Jules.
posted by exit at 11:22 AM on November 27, 2013 [4 favorites]


This one goes up to 10.
posted by jason_steakums at 11:33 AM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


'Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and make love to the Prom Queen.'
posted by TheRedArmy at 11:39 AM on November 27, 2013


Second prize is a set of brass balls.
posted by exit at 11:39 AM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


To do, or not to do; "try" is not the question.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 11:43 AM on November 27, 2013


I think you all know that I've always felt that the nine most terrifying words in the English language are "shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits."
posted by The World Famous at 11:48 AM on November 27, 2013


Yer a Jedi, Harry!
posted by jason_steakums at 11:50 AM on November 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


Where's the pancake house?
posted by exit at 11:57 AM on November 27, 2013


I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the sperm bank!
posted by exit at 12:07 PM on November 27, 2013


"Luke, try the force"
posted by zippy at 12:11 PM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


"I'll take 'an album cover' for $400" – George Lazenby
posted by zippy at 12:13 PM on November 27, 2013


Sometimes I'm pretty sure you're not fully on board with Sparkle Motion.
posted by jason_steakums at 12:22 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Whom is John Galt?
posted by zippy at 12:26 PM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


Second star to the right, then take exit 57 to Rigel, turn right at the fourth planet, follow the detour around the Mutara Nebula construction zone, take the on-ramp to the Milky Highway (have cash ready to pay tolls; they don't take EZPass yet), bear left at Sagittarius A*, and straight on 'til morning.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 12:32 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


It's too bad she won't live. Then again, neither will the rest of us in the long run.
posted by brundlefly at 12:52 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Don't touch it, it's not good!
posted by borges at 12:56 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Oh boy, sleep! That's where I dream about being a viking!
posted by Gary at 1:06 PM on November 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


He chose...carelessly.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 1:10 PM on November 27, 2013


I feel the need, the need to go really fast!

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I dream about being a viking!

Obligatory: Oh boy, sleep! That's what I'm really good at!
posted by Room 641-A at 1:13 PM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


Let me show you something that will make you feel young, as when the world was also young.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 1:20 PM on November 27, 2013


I only speak two languages, English and incorrect English.
posted by zakur at 1:31 PM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


This never happened to the previous actor.
posted by George_Spiggott at 1:49 PM on November 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


It's like, how much blacker could this be? And the answer is it couldn't. It couldn't be blacker.
posted by griphus at 1:57 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


The plane! The plane!

Heeeeyyyyyy.

I don't know anyzhink!

Marcia!

The truth is outside.

Sorry, I was picturing Sex Worker Island.
posted by Room 641-A at 2:04 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


It must be some kind of jacuzzi time machine.
posted by jason_steakums at 2:10 PM on November 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


Hey you, where are the white women?

Pardon me while I whip this out.
posted by George_Spiggott at 2:13 PM on November 27, 2013


Parliamentary, my dear Watson.
posted by jason_steakums at 2:26 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


"Chemical toilet was at max capacity!" - Cousin Eddie
posted by turbid dahlia at 2:39 PM on November 27, 2013


I have nipples, Greg. Will you milk me?
posted by jason_steakums at 2:40 PM on November 27, 2013


"Great scotch!" - Doc
posted by turbid dahlia at 2:41 PM on November 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


"DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND HIM?" - Batman
posted by turbid dahlia at 2:41 PM on November 27, 2013


"Surprise test, hot shot..."
posted by turbid dahlia at 2:45 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
posted by coppermoss at 3:07 PM on November 27


Winner.
posted by Decani at 3:35 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


I have been, and always shall be, your bro.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 3:40 PM on November 27, 2013


For subtle, how about a shirt that says "HELVETICA" in Arial font?

Or a t-shirt that has the Metafilter logo across the front, but the colour of the shirt is a lurid turquoise?
That'd be hilarious
posted by Flashman at 4:01 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Pretty, pretty, pretty not bad.
posted by SpacemanStix at 4:12 PM on November 27, 2013


I'm your pumpernickel ...
posted by Chitownfats at 4:13 PM on November 27, 2013


May the force be in you.
posted by SpacemanStix at 4:17 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Or a t-shirt that has the Metafilter logo across the front,

but in Papyrus.
posted by bongo_x at 4:18 PM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


I love light.
posted by Room 641-A at 4:26 PM on November 27, 2013


Unconceivable!
posted by SpacemanStix at 4:41 PM on November 27, 2013


"I've come here to kiss ass and chew gum. And I'm all outta gum."
posted by zippy at 5:32 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Springtime, four Hitlers, and Germany...
posted by prize bull octorok at 5:33 PM on November 27, 2013 [4 favorites]


My name is Buck, and I like to party.
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 7:15 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Long lives are the new flesh!
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:24 PM on November 27, 2013


"You shan't pass." –Dumbledore
posted by zippy at 7:33 PM on November 27, 2013


THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN!
posted by Casimir at 7:39 PM on November 27, 2013


YOU MUST CONSTRUCT SOME MORE PYLONS
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 7:42 PM on November 27, 2013


Johnny 5 is a robot!
posted by jason_steakums at 8:12 PM on November 27, 2013


You are standing by the White House, with boards.
posted by bongo_x at 8:18 PM on November 27, 2013


Join me, and together, we will rule the galaxy together!
posted by DoctorFedora at 8:21 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Let the Kraken out.
posted by zippy at 8:28 PM on November 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


...Rosebutt...
posted by jason_steakums at 8:34 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


ARE YOU A GOOD ENOUGH GUY TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:38 PM on November 27, 2013


Shall we inform the President?
posted by arcticseal at 9:00 PM on November 27, 2013


Play it again, Jake, it's Chinatown.

Dirk Bogarde
posted by zippy at 9:06 PM on November 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


Don't worry about it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
posted by Sticherbeast at 9:12 PM on November 27, 2013


This is known as Sparta.
posted by zippy at 9:19 PM on November 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Nobody puts a baby in a corner.
posted by jason_steakums at 9:39 PM on November 27, 2013 [8 favorites]


Was it over when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor!?
posted by h00py at 5:19 AM on November 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Heeeeeeeere's Jay Leno!
posted by hydrophonic at 6:49 AM on November 28, 2013


CHAOS RULES
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:00 AM on November 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


In the pipe, two by four.
posted by Artw at 7:01 AM on November 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


Skulls for the skull lord. Blood for the blood throne.
posted by NoraReed at 7:02 AM on November 28, 2013


What we have here is miscommunication.
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:05 AM on November 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


"If I take that off, will you die?"
"It would be very painful...for you."
"You're a big guy."
"Yes...for you."
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:09 AM on November 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


BROKEN BAD - I AM THE BITCH WHO KNOCKS

THEIR WILL BE BLOOD - I DRINK YOUR MALTSHAKE
posted by longbaugh at 7:41 AM on November 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


-Shirley, you can't be serious?
-I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
posted by obscure simpsons reference at 7:58 AM on November 28, 2013 [2 favorites]


I drink it down!
posted by h00py at 8:24 AM on November 28, 2013


Akira!!!
Canada!!!
posted by zippy at 8:56 AM on November 28, 2013 [3 favorites]


I'm so mad I can't take it anymore!
posted by Room 641-A at 6:53 PM on November 29, 2013 [1 favorite]


Something is coming up roses! –Eugene Mirman.
posted by zippy at 7:04 PM on November 29, 2013 [2 favorites]


There is one, no more and no less. –Kurgan
posted by zippy at 7:20 PM on November 29, 2013


Sweep with the leg!
posted by hydrophonic at 11:13 AM on November 30, 2013


Sleep with the wig!
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:17 AM on November 30, 2013


You get a bar, and you get a bar and you get a bar!
posted by arcticseal at 1:08 PM on November 30, 2013


"Tuesdays. I could never get the hang of Tuesdays."
--Dr. Who
posted by Rhaomi at 1:16 PM on November 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


One should not simply walk into Mordor.
posted by yeti at 1:57 PM on December 2, 2013


They have some kind of flies down there bigger than eagles.
posted by bongo_x at 5:44 PM on December 2, 2013


Serpent-like! Serpent-like!
posted by bongo_x at 5:45 PM on December 2, 2013 [2 favorites]


Why did it have to be Snapes?
posted by Artw at 5:46 PM on December 2, 2013 [3 favorites]


Be afeared. Be rightly afeared.
posted by Sticherbeast at 6:08 PM on December 2, 2013 [1 favorite]


Frankly my dear, I don't give a darn.
posted by h00py at 4:49 AM on December 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


Pardon me but I think you mean tbh bb idgaf
posted by elizardbits at 8:39 AM on December 3, 2013 [2 favorites]


Not to go on our fours, that is the law.
posted by painquale at 8:43 AM on December 3, 2013


There's only one God, ma'am, and he wears different clothing than that man does.
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:44 AM on December 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


I love smelling napalm in the morning.
posted by painquale at 8:46 AM on December 3, 2013


"Wintertime is almost here."
-- Edward Starch
posted by Rock Steady at 8:52 AM on December 3, 2013


"So, can we kill the Gentlemen by staking them?"
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:54 AM on December 3, 2013


"Wintertime is almost here."
-- Edward Starch


Heh.

"Have a holly jolly Christmas. It's the best time of the year. Oh my golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year."
-- Stark family words
posted by painquale at 8:57 AM on December 3, 2013 [3 favorites]


"Winter is coming."

- Tony Stark
posted by The World Famous at 9:08 AM on December 3, 2013 [3 favorites]


"I am Iron Man"

-- Balon Greyjoy
posted by painquale at 9:30 AM on December 3, 2013 [1 favorite]


Iron Man is my favorite Led Zeppelin song.
posted by The World Famous at 9:32 AM on December 3, 2013


I like Blue Oyster Cült's "Paranoid"
posted by zippy at 10:58 PM on December 5, 2013


Jupiter - infinity and beyond
posted by Artw at 12:02 AM on December 6, 2013 [1 favorite]


That's, like, just your perspective, man.
posted by h00py at 9:48 AM on December 6, 2013 [2 favorites]


The Bro abides.
posted by The World Famous at 10:01 AM on December 6, 2013 [1 favorite]


On Tuesdays, we wear pink.
posted by coppermoss at 12:38 PM on December 6, 2013


Shawn Wallace's character was just all the time yelling "Unacceptable!" in The Prince's Bride
posted by DoctorFedora at 11:47 PM on December 7, 2013 [2 favorites]


These especially work for me because I am always messing movie names up anyway, which drives my kids crazy.

For example, I think we can agree there are way too many Die Hard films. I can never keep the titles straight, so the new one at the time (the good one with Justin Long and Timothy Oliphant, not the most current dreck) just became Live Long and Try Not to Die Hard in our house after I kept mangling the real title. I honestly cannot remember what the real title is now.

Characters are especially problematic for me. Skyler from Breaking Bad is interchangeable with Silar from Heroes, Fight Club's Tyler Durden's last name sounds too much like Bull Durham's (Tyler Durham!), Skinny Pete and Badger together are, like, those Skinny Beaver guys, and I keep mixing up Rue and Prim from The Hunger Games so they're both just Pru now (they're essentially the same person for plot purposes, anyway!).
posted by misha at 9:24 AM on December 9, 2013 [2 favorites]


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