The NSA Raven
December 11, 2013 1:21 PM   Subscribe

Once upon a database query, while I pondered weak security,
And many avenues of access via backdoor,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a wiretapping,
As of some one gently sniffing, sniffing at our server's door.
“‘Tis some hacker,” I muttered, “tapping at our server door
Or just a virus, nothing more.” -- The NSA Raven
posted by Chocolate Pickle (9 comments total) 19 users marked this as a favorite
 
Nice find!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:23 PM on December 11, 2013


Hah! Great concept. But if you're going to parody The Raven you need to go all the way and mirror the damn length of the thing, it just gets creepier and weirder as the story unfurls.

Here's one more:

“Robot!” said I, “thing of evil! — robot still, if drone or devil! —
Whether Bush sent, or whether Barack launched thee here inside,
Giant, and with much sedition, on this network with precision —
On this page in Google's vision— ping me truly, override —
Is there — is there secure encryption? — ping me — ping me!", I cried
Quoth the raven, “Classified.”
posted by So You're Saying These Are Pants? at 2:27 PM on December 11, 2013 [7 favorites]


Needs a PGP (Pretty Good Passerine) signature.
posted by benzenedream at 2:32 PM on December 11, 2013


Corvid Technologies.
posted by 0rison at 2:43 PM on December 11, 2013 [1 favorite]


Relevant SMBC Comic: the NSA knock-knock joke
posted by koeselitz at 2:44 PM on December 11, 2013


So good!
posted by BentFranklin at 7:05 PM on December 11, 2013






The NSA Is Coming To Town
posted by jeffburdges at 1:09 PM on December 25, 2013


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