Snowing, even!

May 22, 2014 3:00 PM

Go to the window for what? Just ask GiGi if you need to know the weather. She'll tell you. It's no trouble, what else does she have to do with her days anymore?
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur (14 comments total)

She says "goddammit" EXACTLY the way I do. I'm pretty sure she's me in a few years, maybe ten.
posted by janey47 at 3:06 PM on May 22, 2014

Well, I know where I'll be getting my weather report every morning...
posted by jim in austin at 3:38 PM on May 22, 2014

Just changed my startup tabs. Goodbye wunderground, hello GiGi.
posted by klarck at 3:43 PM on May 22, 2014

Surprisingly fabulous...thanks GiGi!
posted by Jody Tresidder at 4:28 PM on May 22, 2014

this is an excellent use of internet
posted by sweetkid at 4:35 PM on May 22, 2014 [1 favorite]

I thought my need for weather data that is both useful and profane was satisfied by The Fucking Weather, but clearly I set the bar too low.
posted by Banish Misfortune at 5:19 PM on May 22, 2014

I may just be having a weird brain thing going on, but I swear this is David Krumholtz dressed as an old lady. Anyone else see it?
posted by Osrinith at 5:38 PM on May 22, 2014

These are amusing enough, but another chance for me to regret that I come from immigrant stock that is rarely parodied except among itself.
Yes, I've heard of Garrison Keillor.
posted by dhartung at 5:40 PM on May 22, 2014

"...very hot and humid, so wear extra deodorant. Nobody wants to smell you."

I hope she also gives me a heads up when it is not humid 'cause that's rare and fabulous!
posted by Anitanola at 5:58 PM on May 22, 2014

These are amusing enough, but another chance for me to regret that I come from immigrant stock that is rarely parodied except among itself.
Yes, I've heard of Garrison Keillor.

I immediately wanted to see the patrician WASP and Indian aji versions as well.
posted by sweetkid at 6:01 PM on May 22, 2014 [1 favorite]

My Ghod, it's Aunt Lotte!
 
posted by Herodios at 6:08 PM on May 22, 2014

I typed in my mom's location to get the weather in Miami and GiGi stared at me sternly and said, "For your information, Jacob Simon, this doesn't get you out of calling your mother. Not that you ever call Tante GiGi. Or, you know, maybe a wedding invite would've been nice? Are you still with that shiksa blonde anyway? It's fine, though, I'll live. Or... maybe I won't, but don't let my tsuris concern you. Your mother, though, you have to call her. Please tell me you'll do this."
posted by jake at 3:28 AM on May 23, 2014 [2 favorites]

I said "Yeeeesss, Tante GiiiGiiiii" and she said "You're a mensch. Thank you." and closed the browser tab herself


There's an SCP entry waiting to be written in here
posted by jake at 3:32 AM on May 23, 2014 [1 favorite]

OMG! Bubbe!
posted by Ruthless Bunny at 12:28 PM on May 23, 2014