January 27, 2002 8:38 AM   Subscribe

Cicciolina * is considering a return to politics, this time aiming for a seat in the Hungarian Parliament. Perhaps this time, in the interests of world peace, she'll offer to sleep with Osama bin Laden.

*mild nudity
posted by mr_crash_davis (8 comments total)

Which just goes to show you -- beautiful women really do want to sleep with jerks.
posted by majick at 10:03 AM on January 27, 2002

majick: I think she already proved that with Jeff Koonz.
posted by MrBaliHai at 10:13 AM on January 27, 2002 [1 favorite]

Jeff Koonz sounds like a German porn name.
posted by dong_resin at 11:02 AM on January 27, 2002

I like the part where she claims to be thirtysomething and then mentions the radio show she did in the mid-1970s.
posted by MegoSteve at 12:58 PM on January 27, 2002

"sagittary"? "is you link"?

Either all the myths about blondes are true or her peroxide has seeped through her scalp and into her cerebral cortex.
posted by jonmc at 4:41 PM on January 27, 2002

Or, maybe, like, English isn't the native language of whoever put that page together. Duh?
posted by kindall at 5:42 PM on January 27, 2002

Kindall, I could get upset by the implied insult in your comment. However, the new and improved jonmc likes to consider himself above pointless brawling. Besides, if wanna-be politician pornstars aren't acceptable joke targets, then tell me, who is?
posted by jonmc at 5:56 PM on January 27, 2002

To quote Peter Gutmann:

"[About Cicciolina] Electing her was an interesting contrast to the situation in the UK: In Italy they elect a representative from the sex industry. In the UK, they elect their clients.
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 6:54 PM on January 27, 2002

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