Britney Girl Dale
April 16, 2015 9:55 AM   Subscribe

If you’ve driven Ritchie Highway where Baltimore spills into Anne Arundel County, or vice versa, you’ve probably seen her shaking her money maker and stopping traffic. Britney Girl Dale, the alter ego of Dale Crites, has become something of a celebrity here in Baltimore and she now has herself a short documentary, courtesy of filmmaker Dan Bell. The film, now showing on YouTube and embedded below, shows Britney Girl Dale and her pal Anthony doing what they do best within their South Baltimore and Anne Arundel County stomping grounds. Britney Girl Dale’s mission is to entertain the masses- whether they want to be entertained or not. Already semi-famous, Britney has appeared on 98 Rock and has already broken YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, in that order, but this film gives us a glimpse into her daily existence. Filmmaker Dan Bell shows us why Dale transforms himself into Britney, and Bell’s film shows the love, the hate, and the drama that revolves around the daily grind of being Ritchie Highway’s biggest star. The short is absolutely hilarious at times (especially when Anthony chimes in), but it’s not all beeps and hollas out there on the streets. There are also several sobering and sad moments that paint a complex picture of two of Baltimore’s most unique characters. (NSFW)
posted by josher71 (2 comments total) 16 users marked this as a favorite
I miss Maryland :C
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:35 AM on April 16, 2015 [1 favorite]

Holy shit Dan Bell! We used to work together at this sleazy greasy spoon in Mt. Vernon in the late 90s. He'd been making films since he was in high school when I met him. Awesome guy. Glad to see he's livin' the dream.
posted by Aya Hirano on the Astral Plane at 1:09 PM on April 16, 2015 [1 favorite]

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