"Are you going to finish that?"
May 2, 2015 5:55 PM   Subscribe

 


I look exactly like these animals when there is Korean BBQ on the table.
posted by Hairy Lobster at 6:27 PM on May 2, 2015 [2 favorites]


I am the same way with Pho.
posted by shockingbluamp at 6:30 PM on May 2, 2015 [2 favorites]


pugs are the best.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 6:31 PM on May 2, 2015 [2 favorites]


For me it's turkey skin. Delicious, crackly turkey skin.
posted by sciatrix at 6:32 PM on May 2, 2015 [1 favorite]


So cute I want to eat their faces.
posted by ezust at 6:40 PM on May 2, 2015


OK, I may be a cat person, but that raccoon one is the best, hands down.

Actually, looking again, I have no clue what that animal is supposed to be, because that's obviously way too big for a raccoon. Is that even real?
posted by tickingclock at 6:59 PM on May 2, 2015


Triceratops really loves people food of all sorts, but she is especially fanatical about ice cream and yogurt. If I eat it, I have to either eat it while walking around, or take a spoonful and then extend my arm out as far from her or any potential support as possible. Then she hunkers down and sneakily purrs and wiggles closer while I am distracted and lulled into a false sense of security and she purrs and rubs against my arm and then SNAPS and runs away with a mouth full of Ben & Jerry's.
posted by ChuraChura at 7:01 PM on May 2, 2015 [9 favorites]


My vote goes to the Siamese cat contemplating the fish filet and that determined orange Persian preparing to attack the turkey.

Neither of my late cats ever showed the slightest interest in pizza, although they found gefilte fish intriguing. The female cat also liked peanut butter cereal, for reasons not altogether clear to me.
posted by thomas j wise at 7:04 PM on May 2, 2015


From the same site, the greatest mullets of all time.
posted by tickingclock at 7:06 PM on May 2, 2015 [2 favorites]


I can play this game! Meet our guy, Ziggy Pop.
posted by Windigo at 7:07 PM on May 2, 2015 [8 favorites]


I mean, this is a favorite game of his.
posted by Windigo at 7:10 PM on May 2, 2015 [7 favorites]


Rogue Brewing's restaurant in Newport, Oregon had a dog menu. This photo is blurry, because trying to take a cell phone picture of a dog whose entire expectations of how the world of patio dining works are turned upside-down when a waitress brings him a pork slider on a Frisbee is... challenging.
posted by deludingmyself at 7:38 PM on May 2, 2015 [11 favorites]


That thing where the little dog is licking the table near the food? Yeah, my dog does that too. It's like he knows he shouldn't, and he won't lick the plate, but it all just looks and smells too good not to get a tongue flick out there, and relieve some of the pressure.
posted by valkane at 8:06 PM on May 2, 2015 [4 favorites]


Actually, looking again, I have no clue what that animal is supposed to be, because that's obviously way too big for a raccoon. Is that even real?

Isn't it pretty average-sized as far as raccoons go?
posted by picklenickle at 8:07 PM on May 2, 2015


Raccoons can be larger than a terrier. Ever since I accidentally spooked it into falling out of a tree in the middle of the night when I came home from a long trip, this one raccoon in my neighborhood has stalked me relentlessly. You don't know fear until you spot their paw prints on your damp balcony and know that they were watching you sleep at some point in the night.
posted by Hermione Granger at 8:26 PM on May 2, 2015 [10 favorites]


That's the wrong attitude for dealing with raccoons. That mostly means they think you might be a clever enough human to aid and abet their plans, and they're observing you to be sure before trusting you with their secrets and wringing their little paws gleefully.
posted by ChuraChura at 8:29 PM on May 2, 2015 [6 favorites]




My favorite photo of my old late cat, Kitty Michaels, appears to be a picture of me eating cereal... until you look closer and realize he's nesting under my armpit staring at the blueberries (a favorite of his). Good kitty.
posted by Joey Michaels at 8:55 PM on May 2, 2015 [2 favorites]


From the same site, the greatest mullets of all time.

They're all certainly interesting hairstyles, but I'm not sure that they're all fully paid-up mullets. I mean, they're all party in the back. But there are some that I don't think are business in the front.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:20 PM on May 2, 2015 [3 favorites]


a dog that is licking a piece of cake has gone way beyond just looking at it
posted by philip-random at 9:45 PM on May 2, 2015 [2 favorites]


They're the same thing in some imaginary foreign accent.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:17 PM on May 2, 2015 [2 favorites]


Every time I dine out, there's always a moment during the meal when I realize hey, no one is trying to sneak food off my plate. At home dining is this.
posted by jamaro at 12:20 AM on May 3, 2015 [3 favorites]


OMG I cannot stop giggling at that bepantalooned cat checking out the steak!
posted by Munching Langolier at 12:30 AM on May 3, 2015 [3 favorites]


At home dining is this.

We're gonna need a bigger plate.
posted by MartinWisse at 2:04 AM on May 3, 2015 [2 favorites]


OMG I cannot stop giggling at that bepantalooned cat checking out the steak!

I shouted "LOOK AT HIS PANTS!"
posted by louche mustachio at 6:32 AM on May 3, 2015 [1 favorite]


My pancake dog.
posted by MonkeyToes at 7:47 AM on May 3, 2015 [2 favorites]


The article and this thread are making me happy.
posted by jaguar at 8:21 AM on May 3, 2015 [1 favorite]


"I help you with stuff and you drop some food sometimes; THAT'S THE DEAL."
posted by EatTheWeak at 8:57 AM on May 3, 2015 [2 favorites]


I had no idea raccoons could get so huge. I mean, that looks like it's 50~60 cm tall (~2 ft)!
posted by tickingclock at 11:36 AM on May 3, 2015


That's pretty average (if not a little small) for raccoons in my neck of the woods.
posted by Token Meme at 11:54 AM on May 3, 2015


Oh, yeah. Oakland raccoons are big and plump and attitudinal — and they got nothing on the Alameda raccoons.
posted by Lexica at 6:11 PM on May 3, 2015


As a NYSer stranded in the south, I must say, Dog watching woman enjoy lox and a schmear, I understand your dolorous expression all too well.
posted by ifjuly at 7:00 PM on May 3, 2015


Bad dogs. Our dogs were not even allowed to look at us when we were eating.
posted by DieHipsterDie at 12:29 PM on May 4, 2015


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