your mom's djembe is legit gorgeous
May 21, 2015 11:39 AM   Subscribe

real chill situations: fair trade dog bed. tomato plants coming in real good. you can put the pinot in the creek to keep it cold.
posted by Sokka shot first (46 comments total) 40 users marked this as a favorite
 
it would be better without winking smilies
posted by GuyZero at 11:44 AM on May 21, 2015


Reading this twitter is honestly calming me down. Whoa.
posted by MsDaniB at 11:51 AM on May 21, 2015 [12 favorites]


hey, looking out the window, yeah
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 11:54 AM on May 21, 2015 [1 favorite]


Yeah, some of these are great.
posted by LobsterMitten at 11:54 AM on May 21, 2015 [1 favorite]


I've been signing my emails "senior open-toed footwear chill-out tent volunteer e-mail list coordinater" for a while now because of this guy.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 11:59 AM on May 21, 2015 [7 favorites]


This is very crescent fresh.
posted by theorique at 12:05 PM on May 21, 2015 [6 favorites]


I dunno, the winking smilies kind of make it. I'm reading these and hearing the voices of all my summer camp counselors of yore, plus my cousin's Widespread cover band friends. They are all kind of preppy. They are all winking, and wearing Croakies, and sounding like super-benevolent Matthew McConaugheys.
posted by witchen at 12:06 PM on May 21, 2015 [10 favorites]


I was kinda on the fence about this but then I got to "just the biggest most beautiful dragonfly sitting on the deck not scaring the kids" and now I'm still on the fence but my shoes are off and I've got a brew and hey this fence is just really great for sittin, ya know?
posted by ghharr at 12:09 PM on May 21, 2015 [26 favorites]


is this the kind of thing i need a bag of dorites to understand
posted by Metroid Baby at 12:14 PM on May 21, 2015


Treehouse E-Vite is my new rap name.
posted by bondcliff at 12:17 PM on May 21, 2015


That Ben Gibbard Tiny Desk concert is chill indeed. Almost perfect but missing light rain drops on the window.
posted by numaner at 12:45 PM on May 21, 2015


is this the kind of thing i need a bag of dorites to understand

bone thugs and harmony tour bus chore wheel

seems like maybe yes.
posted by padraigin at 12:45 PM on May 21, 2015 [6 favorites]


I wasn't sure what to make of it, and then:

what if i told you i knew a perfect beach umbrella that was totally free and also made coconuts?
posted by gauche at 12:46 PM on May 21, 2015 [7 favorites]


I love this account. It's now like an injoke I have with myself, cause I can just think "chill sitch, man" at opportune moments and make myself laugh. Which is itself a chill sitch.
posted by bleep at 1:14 PM on May 21, 2015 [8 favorites]


I loved this far more than I expected to. I kept waiting for it to get weird or wrong and it didn't. It was just wonderful and effective.
posted by darksong at 1:33 PM on May 21, 2015


This is like the warm cosy spot in the sun of friendly granola privilege, distilled into twitter form for all to enjoy.
posted by JauntyFedora at 1:36 PM on May 21, 2015 [3 favorites]


Hey, I'm coming by the bar later- do you want me to bring you some of these beans I'm cooking up?
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:36 PM on May 21, 2015 [4 favorites]


I was with them until "Neighbor getting pretty good with those pan pipes," I'm sorry, there is no such thing.
posted by emjaybee at 1:37 PM on May 21, 2015 [2 favorites]


I'm sorry, there is no such thing.

That wouldn't stop this guy from saying it.
posted by JauntyFedora at 1:41 PM on May 21, 2015 [6 favorites]


This is almost exactly like being on a young adult Quaker retreat in Twitter form.
posted by WidgetAlley at 2:04 PM on May 21, 2015 [4 favorites]


"watching the sunrise over your camper van. downloadin’ your favorite podcast. unlimited data, unlimited day ;)"

This dude was clearly following me on my vacation last week. That is eerie.
posted by WidgetAlley at 2:05 PM on May 21, 2015


Reading the comments on a FPP and nobody's really freaking out or angrily criticizing it from the get go, we all just kind of appreciate it and maybe a few of us bookmark it and we all go look for the next interesting post.
posted by allkindsoftime at 2:06 PM on May 21, 2015 [24 favorites]


Aw this is so lovely. And now I really want to put my hand on a puppy tummy.
posted by billiebee at 2:08 PM on May 21, 2015 [3 favorites]




"the first didgeridoo lesson is free

and so are all the rest ;)"

Hilarious and then ruined by the smiley.
posted by ian1977 at 2:12 PM on May 21, 2015


This is almost exactly like being on a young adult Quaker retreat in Twitter form.

It's very similar to being on a UU young adult retreat, too.
posted by Myca at 2:15 PM on May 21, 2015 [4 favorites]


sleep whurfles from a rescue dog
posted by Countess Elena at 2:30 PM on May 21, 2015 [4 favorites]


Metroid Baby: "is this the kind of thing i need a bag of dorites to understand"

What ? No!

(hands you two bags of dorites)

Nacho cheese and I got one of those cool ranch bags too
posted by boo_radley at 2:39 PM on May 21, 2015 [6 favorites]


Now I'm imagining a crusty stoner, wise beyond his years, passing around a bag of chips: Do-ree-tays?
posted by kittensofthenight at 2:43 PM on May 21, 2015


All this Doritos/Dorites talk and I can't restrain myself from adding that my #1 summer camp counselor crush was one of these benevolent bros--mid-90s, Dave Matthews Band on the acoustic guitar around the campfire, gentle canoe pranks during General Swim--and his name was literally David Dorito.
posted by witchen at 2:47 PM on May 21, 2015 [22 favorites]


I think people are misinterpreting the smiley. It's not ironic. It's in character. It's a big happy sleepy stoned wink.
posted by neroli at 2:48 PM on May 21, 2015 [6 favorites]


Now I'm imagining a crusty stoner, wise beyond his years, passing around a bag of chips: Do-ree-tays?


You can just say "Matthew McConaughey." He doesn't mind.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 2:54 PM on May 21, 2015 [4 favorites]


tea's in the pot, got a book
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 3:18 PM on May 21, 2015 [3 favorites]


All this Doritos/Dorites talk and I can't restrain myself from adding that my #1 summer camp counselor crush was one of these benevolent bros--mid-90s, Dave Matthews Band on the acoustic guitar around the campfire, gentle canoe pranks during General Swim--and his name was literally David Dorito.

Yup, thank you, I'm done. I'm finished with the internet because that is the most perfect thing anyone can ever or will ever say ever.
posted by Divine_Wino at 3:35 PM on May 21, 2015 [4 favorites]


bill gates drinking too much jager and just letting loose and telling everyone in the sweat lodge whats really up with computers
posted by rabbitrabbit at 3:56 PM on May 21, 2015 [2 favorites]


This must be the twitter account of Epcot Centre's little brother. He might not be as career-oriented as his big brother but he's a success in his own way.
posted by mullacc at 3:59 PM on May 21, 2015 [1 favorite]


thursday: friday’s friday

must get beer on the way home.
posted by eyeballkid at 4:36 PM on May 21, 2015 [6 favorites]


It's very similar to being on a UU young adult retreat, too.

It's been a long time, but I still remember making God's eyes and talking about "what if God was one of us?"
posted by teponaztli at 4:36 PM on May 21, 2015 [3 favorites]


the bus thread is a few doors down though, teponaztli
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 4:40 PM on May 21, 2015 [1 favorite]


... my cousin's Widespread cover band friends

Whoa
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:33 PM on May 21, 2015


Wild Planet: Calm Couch
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:34 PM on May 21, 2015


looking out the grey window of my civil service drone hive
hey there's some wet concrete out there
gonna be -2oC tonight

OK, this is harder than I thought.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 7:18 PM on May 21, 2015 [1 favorite]


wet concrete smells so good though

ahhhhh
posted by clavicle at 7:21 PM on May 21, 2015 [4 favorites]


Every one, two, three, five, eight, seconds, are your Fibonacci seconds, the rest are just collateral.

The chicken is marinating, like Dad used to make it.
posted by Oyéah at 9:07 PM on May 21, 2015


It's kind of a pain to put the hammock up— oh, I never took it down last night.
posted by moonmilk at 6:17 AM on May 23, 2015 [1 favorite]


gentle canoe pranks during General Swim
No, I'm sorry I can't let this go. I've had a rough week and this phrase is lifting me up and carrying me like Denzel in the Bodyguard.
posted by Divine_Wino at 9:26 PM on May 23, 2015 [1 favorite]


Oh gosh, I'm sorry, so sleep deprived. I know Denzs wasn't in the Bodyguard. Just want Denzel to lug me around I guess.
posted by Divine_Wino at 9:44 PM on May 23, 2015


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