weapons of teeny boo-boos?
February 22, 2002 5:57 AM   Subscribe

weapons of teeny boo-boos? and now for something completely different. Weapons of mass destruction are so twentieth century.....
posted by johnnyboy (3 comments total)
I've seen SNL sketches that stretched out weak jokes until your ears bled, but this takes the cake.
posted by dhartung at 7:52 AM on February 22, 2002

If only it was really that funny.
posted by johnnyboy at 8:06 AM on February 22, 2002

Mildly amusing, I guess, but somehow I thought this was going to be a totally straight-up article about nonlethal weapons technology -- the Next Big Thing in postmodern warfare.

(Example: Instead of machine-gunning Mogadishu rioters to make them disperse from the food dispersal trucks, just spray them with brilliant purple foam that's also formulated to cause instant nausea and sticks in rapidly solidifying globs of goo.)
posted by alumshubby at 8:13 AM on February 22, 2002

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