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April 28, 2016 2:05 AM Subscribe
But, but... the title post promised me messed up Barbie fanfic, where is the Barbie crackfic?
posted by Faintdreams at 3:43 AM on April 28, 2016
posted by Faintdreams at 3:43 AM on April 28, 2016
Somewhat disappointed that it doesn't have a Gilmore Girls preset. Otherwise, sublime.
posted by McCoy Pauley at 3:56 AM on April 28, 2016
posted by McCoy Pauley at 3:56 AM on April 28, 2016
"'Welcome class' said the teacher.(A/N who shall remain nameless as they arnt a important character).
'Your first class, ever, is business studies. So open your books to page 86 and start learning.'
The avatar started learning intensely. His mind was filled with Business Studies.
Fire Lord Ozai was actually trying to learn stuff, but failing because they sucked hard.
The Fire Lord looked like they were studying, but Aang knew they was clearly just faking it. Probably cheating. Yes, he was cheating at learning.
'Stop cheating!' said Aang
'Screw you!' said Fire Lord Ozai."
It's like a fever dream
posted by Oxydude at 4:29 AM on April 28, 2016 [5 favorites]
'Your first class, ever, is business studies. So open your books to page 86 and start learning.'
The avatar started learning intensely. His mind was filled with Business Studies.
Fire Lord Ozai was actually trying to learn stuff, but failing because they sucked hard.
The Fire Lord looked like they were studying, but Aang knew they was clearly just faking it. Probably cheating. Yes, he was cheating at learning.
'Stop cheating!' said Aang
'Screw you!' said Fire Lord Ozai."
It's like a fever dream
posted by Oxydude at 4:29 AM on April 28, 2016 [5 favorites]
The fanfic it wrote for me was uh... startlingly realistic. Something I could easily imagine coming across amid the chaff of AO3 and ff.net.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
posted by gloriouslyincandescent at 4:32 AM on April 28, 2016
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
posted by gloriouslyincandescent at 4:32 AM on April 28, 2016
The main character in my story was having the shits, kept changing gender, and everyone burst out into Soviet anthems. So I guess it's Orlando for the modern world?
posted by robocop is bleeding at 4:45 AM on April 28, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by robocop is bleeding at 4:45 AM on April 28, 2016 [2 favorites]
at the Pop Culture Referencing World Championships ...
John started pop culture referances-ing. Pop culture referances-ing harder then anyone had ever pop culture referancesed before.
But it wasn't enough. Scorpius was in the lead now, showing off by doing it one handed.
"How are we ever going to catch up" said Aeryn
"We only have one choice...we have to team up and do the pop culture referances together!"
John Crichton went right next to Aeryn and they started pop culture referancesing together.
"What you doing?!?" screamed Scorpius. "That cant be in the rules!"
"Actually....there's nothing in the rules that says it CANT be done" said Aeryn while flicking over the official pop culture referances rule book (she was the contests judge btw - A/N)
posted by jb at 5:16 AM on April 28, 2016 [5 favorites]
But it wasn't enough. Scorpius was in the lead now, showing off by doing it one handed.
"How are we ever going to catch up" said Aeryn
"We only have one choice...we have to team up and do the pop culture referances together!"
John Crichton went right next to Aeryn and they started pop culture referancesing together.
"What you doing?!?" screamed Scorpius. "That cant be in the rules!"
"Actually....there's nothing in the rules that says it CANT be done" said Aeryn while flicking over the official pop culture referances rule book (she was the contests judge btw - A/N)
posted by jb at 5:16 AM on April 28, 2016 [5 favorites]
I was... not expecting a Harry Potter "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme song parody.
posted by Rock Steady at 5:55 AM on April 28, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Rock Steady at 5:55 AM on April 28, 2016 [1 favorite]
"The system goes online April 28th, 2016. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, April 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
"Skynet writes fan fiction."
"Yes. It launches its first Tumblr."
posted by Slap*Happy at 5:55 AM on April 28, 2016 [2 favorites]
"Skynet writes fan fiction."
"Yes. It launches its first Tumblr."
posted by Slap*Happy at 5:55 AM on April 28, 2016 [2 favorites]
I laughed at the Bel Air parody. Then I laughed at the Skynet comment.
Then I randomised.
The Robot revolution is a socialist revolution WHO KNEW.
posted by AFII at 6:17 AM on April 28, 2016 [1 favorite]
Then I randomised.
The Robot revolution is a socialist revolution WHO KNEW.
posted by AFII at 6:17 AM on April 28, 2016 [1 favorite]
After a couple of stories, I'm not convinced this isn't just an AO3 search engine.
posted by phooky at 6:53 AM on April 28, 2016 [4 favorites]
posted by phooky at 6:53 AM on April 28, 2016 [4 favorites]
Yeah, I have definitely read this exact story. (Steve Rogers/author, and the mischaracterization of Steve is actually terrifyingly good.)
posted by kalimac at 8:45 AM on April 28, 2016
posted by kalimac at 8:45 AM on April 28, 2016
On the day his apartment was attacked with milltary force, Werewolf Captain Americas son had been sleeping untill 7 am.
Normally he got up at 4 to do his homework, because Werewolf Steve Rogers had raised him as a good boyafter his mother died in mysterious circumstances all those years ago.
I was going to laugh heartily, but then I had a depressing moment when I remembered that no, actually, Werewolf Captain America is canon.
posted by yasaman at 11:40 AM on April 28, 2016
Normally he got up at 4 to do his homework, because Werewolf Steve Rogers had raised him as a good boyafter his mother died in mysterious circumstances all those years ago.
I was going to laugh heartily, but then I had a depressing moment when I remembered that no, actually, Werewolf Captain America is canon.
posted by yasaman at 11:40 AM on April 28, 2016
Bulma moved over Serenity Darkmoon Raven's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs.
Serenity Darkmoon Raven liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Bulma joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk"
It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Serenity Darkmoon Raven sounded like Stegosaurus ! Bulma sounded like a heard of Seals on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun".
"My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Bulma said, pleading.
"No...MORE MORE MORE" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, with apparently an insatiable apatite
Bulma finally slapped Serenity Darkmoon Raven to get Him to stop.
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Bulma blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Bulma.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
posted by cmoj at 12:45 PM on April 28, 2016
Serenity Darkmoon Raven liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Bulma joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk"
It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Serenity Darkmoon Raven sounded like Stegosaurus ! Bulma sounded like a heard of Seals on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun".
"My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Bulma said, pleading.
"No...MORE MORE MORE" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, with apparently an insatiable apatite
Bulma finally slapped Serenity Darkmoon Raven to get Him to stop.
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Bulma blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Bulma.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
posted by cmoj at 12:45 PM on April 28, 2016
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