LiartownUSA: When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
December 5, 2016 9:17 PM Subscribe
Pottery:
(LiartownUSA previously)
Birds with Human Penises Collector Plates, 2016 (Rock Pigeon, Cedar Waxwing)Books:
Selections from New York Dick Pics and Classic Dick Pics
Dick Sleeves No.17
The Occult Art of Dildomancy by Purina Blackthorne
Unwanted Thoughts (1981)
The What? How? Wonder Book of Dicks of the Great Explorers
(LiartownUSA previously)
Pigeons with human penises still less freaky than actual ducks. (Also NSFW)
posted by Zalzidrax at 9:48 PM on December 5, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by Zalzidrax at 9:48 PM on December 5, 2016 [2 favorites]
CW — the Selections from New York Dick Pics and Classic Dick Pics link starts with a picture of the aftermath of 9/11. People in the streets covered with dust from the towers.
posted by wemayfreeze at 9:50 PM on December 5, 2016
posted by wemayfreeze at 9:50 PM on December 5, 2016
Omg the fact that these are inexplicably juxtaposed with Deepak Chopra plates is surreal for me on so many levels that I don't really know what to do with myself right now
posted by Hermione Granger at 10:01 PM on December 5, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by Hermione Granger at 10:01 PM on December 5, 2016 [1 favorite]
why
posted by picklenickle at 10:12 PM on December 5, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by picklenickle at 10:12 PM on December 5, 2016 [1 favorite]
without clicking the links I'm guessing this has to do with Anthony Weiner??
posted by From Bklyn at 11:24 PM on December 5, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by From Bklyn at 11:24 PM on December 5, 2016 [2 favorites]
it's the small pleasures in life, my friends
the small pleasures
::happy_flappy_emoji::
posted by Foci for Analysis at 12:47 AM on December 6, 2016
the small pleasures
::happy_flappy_emoji::
posted by Foci for Analysis at 12:47 AM on December 6, 2016
I do love me some Liartown.
Wait, to view more than a few posts in a row it must be through the app now? Right.
posted by hototogisu at 3:56 AM on December 6, 2016
Wait, to view more than a few posts in a row it must be through the app now? Right.
posted by hototogisu at 3:56 AM on December 6, 2016
I really REALLY wish I hadn't looked at Zalzidrax's duck video.
posted by Paul Slade at 4:15 AM on December 6, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by Paul Slade at 4:15 AM on December 6, 2016 [3 favorites]
The Deepak quotes are excellent examples of Poe's law.
posted by idiopath at 4:55 AM on December 6, 2016
posted by idiopath at 4:55 AM on December 6, 2016
The dick stuff on the Tumblr is kind of "meh". But, this, is really sweet!
posted by Thorzdad at 5:19 AM on December 6, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by Thorzdad at 5:19 AM on December 6, 2016 [2 favorites]
LiartownUSA is a treasure.
Oh shit this reminded me that I want to pick up the Apple Cabin calander that I forgot to get last year and now I can't find it and it doesn't look like there is a 2017 version. /sad
posted by littlesq at 6:22 AM on December 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
Oh shit this reminded me that I want to pick up the Apple Cabin calander that I forgot to get last year and now I can't find it and it doesn't look like there is a 2017 version. /sad
posted by littlesq at 6:22 AM on December 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
This is art of the highest degree.
posted by The Salaryman at 7:46 AM on December 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by The Salaryman at 7:46 AM on December 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
I plan on framing my Apple Cabin calendar pages after December is done.
Sean Tejarachi is one of the few funny people working right now who can make me laugh every time. (See also Kristen Wiig.)
posted by fiercecupcake at 7:50 AM on December 6, 2016 [4 favorites]
Sean Tejarachi is one of the few funny people working right now who can make me laugh every time. (See also Kristen Wiig.)
posted by fiercecupcake at 7:50 AM on December 6, 2016 [4 favorites]
Yeah, the dick jokes don't hold a candle to Tejaratchi's hilarious Apple Cabin grocery inserts. Still some of the funniest visual poetry I've ever seen online.
He's been doing this for a long time, since his brilliant zine Crap Hound in the early 90s.
posted by mediareport at 9:33 AM on December 6, 2016 [2 favorites]
He's been doing this for a long time, since his brilliant zine Crap Hound in the early 90s.
posted by mediareport at 9:33 AM on December 6, 2016 [2 favorites]
Hold on. Cedar Waxwing is one of my favorite birds. Is it in the birdhouse?
posted by humboldt32 at 10:02 AM on December 6, 2016
posted by humboldt32 at 10:02 AM on December 6, 2016
Speaking of birds: his Falcon's Hive 2-page ad. "They"'ve thought of everything...
posted by kurumi at 10:22 AM on December 6, 2016
posted by kurumi at 10:22 AM on December 6, 2016
The Cedar Waxwing is mostly in the birdhouse.
posted by user92371 at 10:26 AM on December 6, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by user92371 at 10:26 AM on December 6, 2016 [3 favorites]
I plan on framing my Apple Cabin calendar pages after December is done.
I was thinking about doing this too, I was a little sad to turn to the last month. It'll be even better as framed kitchen art, though.
posted by jason_steakums at 10:30 AM on December 6, 2016
I was thinking about doing this too, I was a little sad to turn to the last month. It'll be even better as framed kitchen art, though.
posted by jason_steakums at 10:30 AM on December 6, 2016
Pigeons with human penises still less freaky than actual ducks. (Also NSFW)
I can't watch that without my mind conjuring this sound effect.
posted by Strange Interlude at 10:47 AM on December 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
I can't watch that without my mind conjuring this sound effect.
posted by Strange Interlude at 10:47 AM on December 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
Do not click on the Unwanted Thoughts link.
Do not do that.
posted by metasav at 3:45 PM on December 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
Do not do that.
posted by metasav at 3:45 PM on December 6, 2016 [1 favorite]
He steps over the line: pigeons don't shave their balls.
posted by mule98J at 11:12 AM on December 7, 2016
posted by mule98J at 11:12 AM on December 7, 2016
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I shall forward these links, unexamined, to my HR VP.
posted by 0xFCAF at 9:40 PM on December 5, 2016 [5 favorites]