December 7, 2016 11:16 AM   Subscribe

A subreddit r/Dogberg collects clips of dogs Goldberg spearing humans, animals, and other dogs.
posted by burgerrr (11 comments total) 20 users marked this as a favorite
watched second link to the wrasteling first. was ok, but mildly bored. clicked on first link, left completely delighted. hurrah!
posted by jeribus at 11:22 AM on December 7, 2016 [1 favorite]

Oh man that poor person running who was hit by the deer.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 12:00 PM on December 7, 2016 [3 favorites]

I cannot get enough of animals knocking little kids over. They just hit the ground so hard and satisfyingly.

I am excellent father, really.
posted by Bulgaroktonos at 12:09 PM on December 7, 2016 [19 favorites]

This isn't so much a spear, but damn if it isn't hilarious.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:12 PM on December 7, 2016 [5 favorites]

It looks like... some kind of sidewalk slam!
posted by sourcequench at 12:21 PM on December 7, 2016

Ah, Bulgaroktones; let me tell you of /r Children Falling Over, which gives us such joys as "Look! I'm a lamp!"
posted by SecretAgentSockpuppet at 1:13 PM on December 7, 2016 [2 favorites]

I sent these links to a friend of mine who's expecting. I told him, this may horrify you now, but within two years you'll love it.
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 4:03 PM on December 7, 2016

This leads to a highly satisfying rabbit hole of similar collections, like the aptly-named r/OuchMyBalls.
posted by Dip Flash at 5:43 PM on December 7, 2016

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