Two Shiba Inu pups, zero baby polar bears (probably)

June 1, 2017 9:36 AM

Instagram account ken_shiba features two Shiba Inu siblings, one of which may secretly be a polar bear.
posted by Room 641-A (12 comments total)

Ded. Ded from kyut.
posted by jacquilynne at 9:46 AM on June 1, 2017 [3 favorites]

not entirely sure I can handle that...those fat little newborn puppy tums are really more than mortal woman can bear (get it?????)
posted by supermedusa at 9:50 AM on June 1, 2017

Yeah, I think that one is just too adorbs to be a alabaster murder machine.
posted by Samizdata at 9:52 AM on June 1, 2017

I'm with Jacquilynne. D.E.D.
posted by Sophie1 at 9:54 AM on June 1, 2017

Today I learned that secret polar bears are so cute that I actually want to eat one.
posted by fuse theorem at 10:07 AM on June 1, 2017

Sure they're cute NOW, but they're going to grow up into wild, unpredictable high-speed murder machines.

Polar bears are kinda unsafe as adults too.
posted by The otter lady at 10:13 AM on June 1, 2017

Yeah, clearly I didn't that through. I haven't eaten red meat in a couple of decades and I'm not starting back up again with a fuzzy wuzzy widdle pupper.
posted by fuse theorem at 10:18 AM on June 1, 2017

Oh God, I never thought this would be the thing that killed me.
posted by running order squabble fest at 11:06 AM on June 1, 2017

Google translate only confused me more, but it looks like one them (Ken?) Is celebrating their birthday today.
posted by Room 641-A at 11:11 AM on June 1, 2017

Shiba-ken are surprisingly charismatic dogs.
posted by My Dad at 12:52 PM on June 1, 2017

Shibes have such delightfully stretchy faces
posted by Hermione Granger at 1:40 PM on June 1, 2017 [1 favorite]

Iorek Byrnison sure was a cute baby.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:40 PM on June 1, 2017 [1 favorite]