Tanlines for Children

February 16, 2018 9:18 AM

Electronic pop duo Tanlines have released a record of children's standards.
posted by josher71 (8 comments total)

this is kind of great
posted by PinkMoose at 10:05 AM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]

My kids might be too old for this now, but I'm not.
posted by mattamatic at 10:12 AM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]

This post broke my brain for a moment.

I honestly thought for a moment that someone was using tanlines on the bodies of children to measure standards of modesty or dress style.
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 10:18 AM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]

This is better than it should be. Jamming to it at work and NOBODY MUST KNOW.
posted by furtive at 10:57 AM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]

Bought "If You're Happy and You Know It" immediately.
posted by Peach at 11:28 AM on February 16, 2018

This is good, though I was hoping for some peanut butter jelly time.
posted by moonmilk at 11:42 AM on February 16, 2018

Hahahahahaha ... this is weird and charming! Thanks!

Tanlines are a New York City-based electronic pop duo who have toured all over the world. They have two albums, Mixed Emotions (2012) and Highlights (2015).

Right now, they are both stay-at-home dads who made a record for their kids (and your's) ;(

For more musical context, here's a sampling of their albums on Amazon: Mixed Emotions (2012, Amazon exclusive version with a bonus track), and Highlights (2015).

They're also on YouTube and Soundcloud (mostly samples, or available with Soundcloud Go).
posted by filthy light thief at 12:13 PM on February 16, 2018

First kid is due in a few months. This will do nicely.
posted by chillmost at 2:14 PM on February 16, 2018 [1 favorite]