July 20, 2002
8:58 AM   Subscribe

In the case, Janet Reno vs. All Dance Parties That Suck...this court has determined that Janet Reno's Dance Party kicks ass! Play my song!!
posted by yonderboy (8 comments total)
Love the SNL skit, love the woman, love the fact that she can make fun of herself.
posted by yonderboy at 8:59 AM on July 20, 2002

Yeah baby!
posted by dagny at 9:06 AM on July 20, 2002

That's not the Butcher of Waco Reno, is it? . "This is sick. Reno is using the charred bodies of dead children for gas mileage in her filthy publicity stunt campaign. This woman reminds me of Adolf Hitler."
posted by Mack Twain at 9:35 AM on July 20, 2002

Or as one of my cow-orkers puts it, "Janet Reno? I *like* that guy!"
posted by MrBaliHai at 9:53 AM on July 20, 2002

YES! Godwin in 37 minutes. IT'S A NEW RECORD.
posted by electro at 10:24 AM on July 20, 2002

We drove down to South Beach last night to go to this, arriving around 10 pm, and the line outside was so absurdly long that we gave up trying to get in. We ended up down the street a bit at Gloria Estefan's where people were talking about Janet's Dance Party. Most of the Cubans thought it was distasteful, whereas the WASPs thought it was hilarious.

Janet's been appearing everywhere in South Florida whereas Jeb Bush has hardly made an appearance in the last six months. I saw her in January in Coconut Creek, the butterfly capital of the world, where I accidently touched her butt.
posted by stevis at 11:36 AM on July 20, 2002

Next fundraiser: Janet Reno's Texas-style Barbecue

Okay, guess I'll see you all in Hell for that one...
posted by Dirjy at 4:54 PM on July 20, 2002

"I can't decide whether I should wear a black miniskirt or the blue dress," Reno deadpanned Thursday.

I'd pay just to prevent her from wearing any one these little numbers.

P.S. dagny and Dirjy, I think those posts were in bad taste
posted by Bag Man at 11:22 AM on July 22, 2002

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