subtle wario
February 19, 2021 11:51 AM   Subscribe

 
I am nonbinary camp counselor.
posted by all about eevee at 11:59 AM on February 19 [5 favorites]


I am a strapping young transmasc farmhand.
posted by JohnFromGR at 12:03 PM on February 19 [6 favorites]


medieval knight wlw! got the wlw part right!
posted by ellieBOA at 12:03 PM on February 19 [3 favorites]


For anyone else who lacks patience to make 25 arbitrary choices with 25 separate ads displayed, here's the results table.

17% coffee shop au bisexual
13% transfem city vampire
11% pockets-full-of-rodents wlw
10% sleepycore mlm
9% morose bisexual sailor
7% unhinged transmasc lumberjack
7% pyromaniac mlm
7% medieval knight wlw
6% nonbinary camp counselor
4% mysterious nonbinary sea creature
2% strapping young transmasc farmhand
2% transfem disco worshipper
posted by Nelson at 12:06 PM on February 19 [13 favorites]


@JohnFromGR - me too! We're the 2%!
posted by hepta at 12:12 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


I got sleepycore mlm, which is weird because I'm a wlw. I can vibe with sleepycore, though.
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:15 PM on February 19


Strapping young transmasc farmhands unite!

And maybe start a commune somewhere in the Hudson Valley or something!
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:16 PM on February 19 [6 favorites]


i got sleepycore mlm and i'm upset
posted by dismas at 12:20 PM on February 19


Morose bisexual sailor. I’m at least 33% there already, so why not?
posted by rodlymight at 12:20 PM on February 19 [5 favorites]


medieval knight wlw
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:21 PM on February 19


16% coffee shop au bisexual
12% transfem city vampire
11% pockets-full-of-rodents wlw
10% morose bisexual sailor
9% sleepycore mlm
9% unhinged transmasc lumberjack
8% pyromaniac mlm
6% medieval knight wlw
5% nonbinary camp counselor
4% mysterious nonbinary sea creature
2% transfem disco worshipper
2% strapping young transmasc farmhand
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:22 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


morose bisexual sailor

yo ho ho ho ho
posted by lalochezia at 12:33 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


well i haven't answered the 25 ads but definitely 100% mysterious nonbinary sea creature
posted by polytope subirb enby-of-piano-dice at 12:36 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


medieval knight wlw, and I can't really argue with that.
posted by Akhu at 12:42 PM on February 19


I got mysterious nonbinary sea creature which probably fits better than any of the other classifications, surprisingly.
posted by BrotherCaine at 12:44 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


strapping young transmasc farmhand ... go 2%ers!
posted by one4themoment at 12:44 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


I'm a pyromaniac mlm.
posted by umbú at 12:49 PM on February 19 [3 favorites]


transfem city vampire...on one hand, I'm common. On the other hand, finding a partner should be that much easier.
posted by maxwelton at 12:50 PM on February 19 [3 favorites]


unhinged transmasc lumberjack.

Hey, some of us are weirdos that really like flannel.
posted by eclectist at 12:50 PM on February 19 [3 favorites]


Well, that's ten minutes of my live wasted....
posted by Pendragon at 12:53 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


Also strapping young transmasc farmhand! This is just like when I found out all my best friends were also ENFPs.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 12:54 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


Subtle Wario speaks to me on levels I didn’t know I have.
posted by hototogisu at 1:05 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


I got non-binary camp counselor and I feel like that was time well spent. I'm having a sick day and making these silly but interesting choices was quite soothing. Good d&d character generator.
posted by bleep at 1:11 PM on February 19 [4 favorites]


I have spent too much time reading about Lularoe and Avon and the like because when I'm told Pyromaniac MLM, I instantly go "how can I get into an upline about fires?"
posted by Katemonkey at 1:11 PM on February 19 [6 favorites]


Nonbinary camp counselors represent!

I mean, I'm not sure I see myself as a camp counselor but I'll take it under consideration.
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 1:19 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


morose bisexual sailor

Uhh, hell yes? I feel like I won something. I enjoy(ed) this.
posted by slimepuppy at 1:25 PM on February 19 [4 favorites]


Mysterious nonbinary sea creature.

This is the most accurate result an internet quiz has ever given me.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 1:30 PM on February 19 [6 favorites]


mysterious nonbinary sea creature

there's a whole shoal of us
posted by selenized at 1:33 PM on February 19 [9 favorites]


transfem disco worshipper
Given my choices in the quiz and … me, generally, that one's a surprise.
posted by Wrinkled Stumpskin at 1:39 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


strapping young transmasc farmhand

so wrong it's right
posted by chavenet at 1:43 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


transfem city vampire

I feel SEEN!!!!
posted by supermedusa at 1:48 PM on February 19 [4 favorites]


Transfem disco worshipper here, which sort of fits.
posted by May Kasahara at 1:55 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


yet another medieval knight wlw
posted by schroedinger at 2:18 PM on February 19


transfem city vampire also!!
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 2:26 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


coffee shop au bisexual.

Given the over 23,000 coffee shop AU stories tagged on Archive of Our Own, I feel like I'm in good company.
posted by spamandkimchi at 2:32 PM on February 19 [8 favorites]


mysterious nonbinary sea creature

Right on the nose. Amazing!
posted by Splunge at 3:01 PM on February 19


I also got morose bisexual sailor, and I would like to recruit the other morose bisexual sailors in this thread to crew my morose bisexual clipper, The Sad Good Bi.
posted by ejs at 3:50 PM on February 19 [20 favorites]


I'm less interested in the results of this quiz (coffeeshop au bisexual, apparently), than in the rather beautiful writing on some of the questions.

please select an oddly specific vibe

- whatever it was allen ginsberg was trying to say
- a mysterious cave, illuminated by glittering treasures and smelling of glamourous vintage perfume.
- the creaking of an old wooden bridge above the water, birds singing overhead and a sense of adventure rising from your feet.
- the whirr of a cassette tape springing to life before it's drowned out by music. a warm, glowing room that can never be truly empty. hearth + home.

posted by davidwitteveen at 3:50 PM on February 19 [16 favorites]


Strapping young transmasc farmhands unite!

I am two of those things...
posted by Flight Hardware, do not touch at 3:51 PM on February 19


On the outside I'm a strapping young transmasc farmhand but on the inside I'm all mysterious nonbinary sea creature.
posted by Ashwagandha at 3:52 PM on February 19 [3 favorites]


I'm a huge fan of these questions. I can choose either what my "serious" or silly answer would be and either way it says something about my personality. Like for the last question, if I literally had to pick one of those parting favors irl I know which I would choose, but I also know which one I would choose based on how amusing I find it. Both answers say something about me.

anywho I'm a mysterious nonbinary sea creature
posted by ToddBurson at 4:00 PM on February 19 [1 favorite]


Those who do not remember Quizilla are condemned to repeat it.
posted by betweenthebars at 4:01 PM on February 19 [3 favorites]


mysterious nonbinary sea creature, I feel very seen and validated
posted by NMcCoy at 4:44 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


Are we absolutely sure that only 2% of people are strapping young transmasc farmhands?

Metafilter might have a type.
posted by evidenceofabsence at 4:54 PM on February 19


pockets-full-of-rodents wlw.

Fair.
posted by Absolutely No You-Know-What at 4:55 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


I... can’t say they’re wrong.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:13 PM on February 19


I'm definitely not cool enough to be a transfem city vampire, but I'm flattered you think so, quiz.
posted by Munching Langolier at 5:25 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


I am disappointed not to get "mysterious nonbinary sea creature" because that completely fits me. I landed on "coffee shop au bisexual" instead.
posted by Foosnark at 5:30 PM on February 19


Another coffeeshop au bisexual - I was a barista in a previous time in my life, so that's pretty much spot on.
posted by miratime at 6:30 PM on February 19


Another coffeshop au bisexuel.

I admit, it's nice to be seen.
posted by bonehead at 6:40 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


Medieval knight wlw. I mean, I did make my own armor and went to HEMA practice for a couple months, so good job, quiz.
posted by tautological at 8:13 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


Mysterious non-binary sea creature. Accurate
posted by (Over) Thinking at 8:16 PM on February 19


Morose bisexual sailor...
posted by rpfields at 8:27 PM on February 19


morose bisexual sailor. ahoy! ⚓
posted by tamarack at 10:30 PM on February 19 [2 favorites]


> On the outside I'm a strapping young transmasc farmhand but on the inside I'm all mysterious nonbinary sea creature.

there's an oglaf for that
posted by are-coral-made at 12:15 AM on February 20 [2 favorites]


I didn't realize my mysterious nonbinary sea creaturedom was trendy until I read the comments, is that an aesthetic or
posted by taquito sunrise at 1:07 AM on February 20


Morose bisexual sailor
posted by kathrynm at 6:25 AM on February 20


If there is one thing I might not have guessed about the Metafilter community, it's how many of us are apparently strapping young transmasc farmhands.
posted by drlith at 7:09 AM on February 20 [1 favorite]


medieval knight wlw. This is eerie.

(Looking for a morose bisexual sailor and/or nonbinary camp counselor to share our worldly adventures. Okay, and.)
posted by zeypher at 8:48 AM on February 20


I took the quiz and all I got was this strapping young transmasc farmhand T-shirt, which is actually perfect for doing livestock chores, tbh
posted by MonkeyToes at 9:47 AM on February 20 [1 favorite]


Mysterious nonbinary sea creature. Well, if the shoe fits . . .
posted by KingEdRa at 11:30 AM on February 20


huh...morose bisexual sailor. heading for my bunk.
posted by lathrop at 11:57 AM on February 20


There seems to be a number of morose bisexual sailors here, including myself. I have a question... should I seek a support group or join a club. Please help.
posted by njohnson23 at 12:11 PM on February 20 [1 favorite]


coffee shop au bisexual

Does "au" stand for alternate universe, or gold plated?
posted by halfbuckaroo at 3:19 PM on February 20


Or ‘of’ from French as in pain au chocolat? 😂
posted by ellieBOA at 11:27 PM on February 20


coffeeshop bisexual

There seems to be a coffeeshop full of bisexuals in here.

Guessing none of them talk to one another.
posted by firstdaffodils at 11:30 PM on February 20


How did I not get transfem city vampire and end up with coffeeshop au bisexual instead? This is an outrage!

Transfem vampires please slide into my DMs for stepping on me and/or vice versa.

Also "technopagan forest witch" is obviously missing.

posted by loquacious at 9:04 AM on February 21


all the technopagan forest witches are in Portland or perhaps moving to Boise.

To be fair, this person writes in the tone I'd anticipate in a pet cat.
posted by firstdaffodils at 9:07 AM on February 25


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