Your body generates enough heat to cook a pan of potatoes!

June 23, 2022 9:30 AM

No microwave? No range? No grill? No propane, wood, coal, kerosene or cow chips? Not even a lighter? NO PROBLEM! Nature has ensured you were born with all you need to cook healthy, delicious potatoes! As early as the 1930s, scientists began the first steps down this critical scientific path, and potatoes were there! Surely, as they took those first stumbling steps on the road to the future, these early potato cooking pioneers could scarcely have imagined the scientific and technological marvels their primitive research would one day make possible!
posted by Naberius (4 comments total)

MODs, we may need a June Potato summary thread on the right.
posted by Abehammerb Lincoln at 9:37 AM on June 23, 2022 [4 favorites]

Yeah what the eff is with all the potato posts?
posted by rhymedirective at 10:52 AM on June 23, 2022

Honestly aren't you supposed to use your car (SLYT) to cook potatoes?
posted by flamewise at 12:54 PM on June 23, 2022

In addition, you can probably also drop it from orbit (SLWI)
posted by flamewise at 12:57 PM on June 23, 2022